Unlike America, Canada has a serious problem. The youth of Canada is far to unarmed for its own good. How would I go about aquiring a small fire arm with little to no suspision in Canada?

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Twitch

It doesn't matter. In fact we in the US incourage no weapons in Canada. You see when we take it over and strip it of its natural resources, then free it in the name of goodwill and democracy, we prefer you can't resist. (This was just a joke. THere is no government conspiracy to take over Canada.)

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Duct Tape, it binds the world together.

and lets keep it that way.

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fear is your only god!

Go to a sporting goods store.

Acquire the proper license.

Purchase a gun.

go to your local canadian tire and buy whatever you want, I have purchased air hand guns and 22. there so I think they will let you buy what you want, but then again my friend was working the till.

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fear is your only god!

I like most of these ideas, but there's a small problem. If it were only a matter of getting a lisence, i would already have a gun. Its my age. Now if someone could give me the address of a currupt canadian tire who sells guns to minors, please tell. As for America invading Canada, it WILL happen. Once America runs out of lumber, they're gonna kick us Canadians out. You heard it here first.

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Twitch

exactly how 'minor' are we talking? cuz you can get a firearm permit at 16yrs. so in turn you can buy a gun at 16. and if you're not even 16 yrs old yet, you're shit outta luck but shouldn't need a gun that early in life anyway.

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...ever since, I've been The Champ.

Canadians suck. One day very soon, us Americans are going to invade Canada. I mean, come on. You all live within , what, 250 miles of our border. Is it true Canadians aren't allowed to have a lizard that is over one foot? Canadians are pitiful.

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I am the devil's slaughterhouse.

where the hell did you hear about that 'law'?

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ok...if you say so
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for informational purposes only
http://spudszilla.cjb.net

Its preinvasion propaganda, ov course you know zer is no escape.

I live over 1000km's from the border.

thats about 800 miles (just an estimate, maybe not a good one).

I am 14 and I buy my guns from canadian tire.

but thats in alberta, you live in ontairio the province that thinks it's american.

hehe, canada is way better were about to legalize marijuana while the america is still in the dark ages.

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fear is your only god!

if you knew anything about america i might pay you a dollar. america, too, is going to legalize marijuana (for medical purposes) that probably means you can buy it at any local drugstore.

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According to the doctor, I will be sane in a few years.

have you heard of this in your news,

Citibank, Others Cleared Of Plot To Kill 'Martian'

TORONTO (Reuters) - A Canadian judge dismissed a claim Monday that Defense Minister Art Eggleton, Citibank and several drug-store chains were part of a conspiracy to kill a complainant because he is a Martian.

Turning the tables on the ``Martian,'' an Ontario Superior Court judge dismissed Rene Joly's ``vexatious'' case on the grounds that he claimed not to be human and therefore had no status before the courts.

Joly, described by a lawyer in the case as not your typical Martian, began the action in April, contending that the Shopper's Drug Mart chain had sold him poison instead of medication, that Canadian troops in Germany had implanted a microchip in his brain and that Citibank had perpetrated a credit card fraud -- all in a bid to further U.S. assassination attempts on his life.

Friday, 13 lawyers appeared in court to file a motion of dismissal on behalf of their clients, including doctors, dentists, hospitals and several drug-store chains.

``Every action that starts, as silly as it is, you've got to take seriously. That being said, I think Mr. Joly has watched too many episodes of the 'X-Files','' said lawyer Daina Groskaufmanis, who represented Citibank.

Joly, 34, a college-educated sales manager, who began his crusade three years ago, represented himself before the courts.

``Genetically speaking, I'm a Martian, yes,'' Joly told Reuters. ``And the judge's decision is tantamount to doing nothing about flagrant crimes that have been committed. Notwithstanding my allegations, the fact that we're allowing these crimes to continue unabated and unpunished is a very bad thing.''

Joly maintains he is cloned from material recovered in the 1960s by NASA from Mars. Unfortunately, he can't prove it because records revealing his DNA have been falsified.

``Mr. Joly himself is not unusual, he's very well-spoken, very well-dressed, he eloquently stated his own case, he's not your typical Martian,'' Groskaufmanis said.

Joly, who has another action pending against President Clinton, the CIA and Canadian Justice Minister Anne McClellan, has filed an appeal of Monday's ruling.

``It's only going to end when the truth is exposed. The American government, and its accomplices in Canada, are trying to eliminate me because I am a Martian and they do want to get their hands on my body,'' he stated calmly.

Citibank and the other defendants are considering seeking costs.

i got this off a canadian government web site.
WHAT NOW??????



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According to the doctor, I will be sane in a few years.

find a gang buy a gun off them, problem solved

toshi
then the bad ass mother fucker gangster will take the gun and then shot the guy who just bought it andthen take back the dead guys gun.