"ok now- karl malone know how dis work, he got money, and he cou' grease da right wheels"...so anyway, now that im done being an asshole- i live in a shitty neighborhood but have alot of altercations with black males that dislike me...and im 16, so i need a gun but cant get one legitimately,obviously... and i get buy one from some thug cuz im disliked for bein white...how can i get me a firearm?

KarlMalone needs to give us the parameters before we can give advice.

What town, state?

How much money?

Revolver or Automatic?

There are places you can still get a gun "no questions asked" in the great country that is America, but we need to know the situation to give the right advice.

karlmalone agree- so ok...im in cleveland ohio i got about 300 dollars. im looking for either a 9mm or a .357, maybe .45...or maybe a couple of 22 calibre pistols, anywho i need a firearm...particularly one mentioned above but any is good..

This is good. Okay, if anyone knows ohio, does anybody know ontario? just a question. Situation:I have unpleasant people after me.
any help would be good. I have 300-400 to spend. Any help?

it would be a very bad idea to do that. either way your screwed because if they shoot your your dead, if you shoot them you still go to jail because of the gun even if it was self defense. the best thing to do is avoid them.

i understand completely what they are like and how they make a point to seek out trouble so its hard to avoid all the time but that really is your best bet.

That is a shitty situation, you're underage and need some form of protection.

I'd look into something other than a firearm.

Maybe and we are streching it here, keeping a pistol at your house (in some states this is legal even for a 16 year old).

Otherwise do what you gotta do to get by, rememeber these punks messing with you will probabaly never ammount to shit a couple years down the road. Do what you have to do to ensure yourself a promissing future.

Not a promissing criminal record.

well ive pretty much tried everything...they keyed my fucking car that really pissed me off, im not gonna even shoot it and i know its a bad idea...i just need somethin' to wave around if theres ever a problem...if they pull one out first ill pull mine out...a security type thing, maybe i should make some kinda zip gun?

Hummmmmm.. tough situation.

Try alternating your routiene. Park in different places, goto different places at different times. Make yourself a hard person to get a hold of or find. Eventually they might just let it all go.

Do these individuals have this agression towards for any good reason?

no their agression towards me stems from when i was really young and they were also but a little older than me my young friend referred to them as "niggers" and it wasnt like i said it...but my friend did, and theyve been fucking with me ever since...i cant be hard to locate as i live in "low-rent apartments" and theres no covered parking or anything...so its always outside and my car kinda stands out... i have a '94 SeVille on Giovanna Rims and its just pimpedout...good news though- i did get the scrath mark off...

also i have 2 ideas that may work but im not sure, 1 is to make a zip gun...any tips? 2 is to
order one from ebay with my dad's credit card or a money order...think thatd work?

get a knife
learn to use it

thats all. it has kept me alive.

If I were you I would obtain a Gurkha Khukri fighting knife. These things can be obtained through the mail, and they will intimidate anybody who tries to attack you. There is an article about it on this web site. http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/guns_and_weapons/gurkha.html

ok...karlmalone go' say dis 1 mo' time, karl malone lookin to buy a firearm! sorry for the karl malone thing i had to do it i dono y but ya i know there's great knives that can be bought, ive got stilletto's that i use but guns are alor faster, so i need a GUN, will anybody sell me one on totse? can i buy one from ebay? i need a 'no questions asked' firearm...and thats it, so if you can help please do...thanx for the input about the gurka whactchamacallit knife but i want a nice glock or smith and wesson or sometin...

You start waving a gun around you're going to get shot. Try and make peace with them. If that doesn't work buy a tazer.

First of all nice name KarlMaloneSay. Man Show and Jimmy Kimmel fuckin rocks, and to a lesser extent Crank Yankers. If there are a gang of these punks, a knife ain't gonna do you any good. They could just surround you, knock you down and then stab you with it. If you don't want to deal with the externalities of getting a real pistol, get a fuckin bb gun that looks like it. THere are some bb pistols out there that look a lot like the real thing, like this P223 I have... looks a lot like a PPK. Just don't let them look at it for too long...

man! i agree- jikmmy kimmel and the manshow are awesome...yaa

Guns that have already been used in multiple murders are generally less than 20 bucks. Get one of those palm-sized crackhead pistols. But when KarlMalone are old enough, get a huge fuckin' gat. Get a .45 and a combat shotgun. Splatter any mo'fucka who wants ta' take yo lunch money. Oh yea, check your states CCW laws, cause the last thing you want is getting arrested for that, it is generally a FELONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Felony shmelony.

KarlMaloneSay, Ebay doesn't sell complete firearms (firearm lower recivers are against their rules). Lower recievers (frame) have to be transfered thru a ffl to keep things legal.

With no firearm's experiance I strongly suggest against a glock. They have generally short and light trigger pulls in combination with no external safety, you'll probabaly shoot yourself in the nuts, leg or foot tucking it into your waistband or pocket.

I know what you going through Karl.. I used to live (and live near) Memphis,TN. Some real fucked up mofos up in there. Even though I am 1 year from being 18, I still wouldn't buy a gun. My knife and beating stick (home use only) are good enough.

And besides, learn to fight. That helps also. Do whatever you wanna do man, but keep it SAFE.

SYNTEX

Okay Mr. Karl, sorry I didn't get back to you sooner but better late than never. Cleveland eh? My condolences. Do you have wheels? Can you make a road trip?

There is a place called the stockyards in the vicinity of London, KY. It is one of those no questions asked kind of places. Ask around, everybody knows where it is. Take cash, don't be a dick, and it is only open on Tuesday mornings.

Barring that, Cleveland is the kind of town where sidearms should be plentiful, you'll need to ask around. Maybe you know an older person? Bars are a very good place to do this kind of business. The things are there, you just aren't looking in the right place. Don't come out and tell someone you're looking for an illegal handgun, the conversation will be over. You're looking for a home protection device.

Know anyplace you can get a .410 single-shot shotgun? I knew a guy who had a pistol like that, get the picture?

They are there, just look in the right place.



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Hey Malone i know how you feel im a white guy that lives in a pretty shitty mexican dominated part of LA. I already have a butterfly knife and some combat knives, but most of these guys have guns. If you really think a gun will scare em off, then get one. But you have to be sure, because otherwise they will probably just shoot you first.

Well what you CAN do and what is done here a lot is to go to a different shitty area where theres a lot of crime and shit and ask around for somebody that sells guns. Dont carry the money with you, though, cuz they might just jack you and keep the gun.

If you wind up obtaining a gun just be careful, i know a guy that had a .45 with a lasered off serial number and he got caught with it. thats a felony plus the charges for carrying a concealed weapon, so hes in jail now and will be for like 6 months. if your only 16 you dont want to go to jail and get fucked up or raped because some assholes keyed your car and fuck with you.

i dont really know the seriousness of your situation, but people get killed all the time for brandishing a gun, so for god sakes be careful

You should never pull out any weapon unless you are fully ready to use it and take responcibility for your actions. Otherwise you will just get shot at or sued.

CTR

There are no laws for a parent to child tranfer of guns,so simpley have your parent buy it for you. It might not be legal to carry, but just keep it next to your bed.

CTR

how about getting illigal weaponf here in florida..i need a decean amount of fire power..o wondering about money...dont ask i have plenty...

i have a good idea..becom an assassin and take them all out one at a time..y waste yr damn time with a pistol..get something that ppl in that town will rember like a barretm82a1 sniper rifle and take them out from yr roof top!

If your going to be dealing with people that have firearms, then you are going to have to get one yourself. Some body armor off of http://www.bulletproofme.com would also be worth checking out if your not partial to taking CBM shots.

If you're not dealing with any guns, then I suggest a very sharp sword. I don't know of many people that are keen on losing a limb over some shit they started themselves.

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Hahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm sure that's a really common gun on the floridian black market.

You'd be lucky to find a Jennings J22. Why do you want a "illegal" firearm?

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Hahahahahahaha! Perhaps you and hired gun can team up!

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take them out from yr roof top!

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Hahahahahahaha! What are you going to do? Invite your mark over to your house to have a few beers and play some cards?

ROFL, this topic is utterly rediculous. im closing it before they incriminate themselves anymore.