Wanna be able to piss on a 10 foot ceiling? Here's what you do. When you have to piss just use your fingers to pinch together the head of your dick. Make sure you are holding the penis with the other hand or it could get out of control. Now, while you are pinching, push like you are taking a leak. Keep pushing and keep pinching. You may feel a little discomfort, but it won't hurt. Push and pinch for as long as you possible can. To fire, keep pushing but let go of the pinch...

My prayers have been answered! All my life I have searched for a way to piss vast distances. Now you have shown me the way. You have enlightened me to the point of utter happiness and peace. I can now live life to its fullest potential. I thank you form the very center of my soul. I love you for your generous donation of knowledge. I shall construct a toilet made of pure gold then piss on it from ten feet away to honor you.

Thanks. I was always trying to find new and creative ways to make the school janitor's job tough and this was one of my greatest works....