Hey anyone have any ideas on how I could launch shit. This guy kicked me out of his comic book shop because "I don't like they way you look." So I'm going to shower him in shit. The funny thing is my friend was going to buy something and we weren't even hurting anything. Oh and when I yelled fuck you at him he asked if I wanted to fuck him. I explained to him that it was more an expression of contempt than an invitation to sexual activity. Anyways I was thinking of using a potato gun but I decided that would probably be too messy. I know launching shit at someone for revenge is wrong, but it pissed me off so much because I wasn't even doing anything in that stupid fucks store.

use a water explosion, it should liquify the shit, and send it flying at high speed. or just use a ballon filled with cow poop!

go to the shop when its closed and fill the lock with super glue,then epoxy,garanteed to piss him off,oh yeah also put shit on the dorr knob,its a oldie but goodie...

the potato gun idea was good, but ur right about it being to messy. to solve the problem, just put the shit in a plastic grocery bag and tie it up. then just load ur bag-o-poop in the potato gun right after uve loaded ur potato. that way when u fire it, the potato will just go some where and break into little peices while the bag-o-poop flies toward the shop and splatters all over the place. for added effect, u can mix the shit with some hot water. that way itll become pasty and stick to just about everything. u can also mix in some stink bombs to make it smell even worse. lastly, u can put a crater maker, m-80, or other small explosive device inside the bag of shit. all u gotta do is rig it with a fuse that sticks out of the barrel. just light the fuse, pull the trigger, and wham. sit splattered all over the place. works everytime for me.

if you have any diamond shit, jewlery or any good sized diamond(parents?) go there at night and just where any windows meet the wall go over the edges again and again with the diamond(to cit it), next time someone bumbs it it'll shatter, you get your revenge, they get the blame.

nail his balls to a burning tree and give him a spoon. or you could move on with your life and tell your freinds not to go there.

thanx guys

Stupid Fucks need to be eliminated!

See if you can fin a nearby pig barn. Liquid pigshit is by far the messiest, raunchiest shit on earth.

Better yet get a pig as a pet great animals smart too but If yah dont have the time or income for one dont bother but they are by far better than garbage disposals for leftovers.