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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2002-12-13, 18:47
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artzy1989 
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Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
can someone explain to me why some ppl think Jews have horns and a tail or was it gills? whatever. By the way im Jewish and I have no horns, tails, or gills.
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#2
 2002-12-13, 20:35
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MR.SMITH 
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
Is this meant to be a joke?
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#3
 2002-12-13, 21:40
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
i don't understand, did you get this off of tv or something? cozz i ain't never heard those things before.
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#4
 2002-12-13, 22:01
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
I knew this kid once, was on the JV soccer team. he went to a game once, at another school. this kid from the other school and the kid from my school talked for a while. when the kid from my school told him that he was jewish, the kid from the other school asked: "you're jewish?! aren't you supposed to have horns?" thats an example of it. i don't know the reason why, can't help ya with dat.
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#5
 2002-12-13, 22:02
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
If jews had horns and tails, everyone would like them more.
[This message has been edited by dagnabitt (edited 12-13-2002).]
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#6
 2002-12-13, 23:16
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
Haven't you ever seen the statue by michalangelo? It shows moses with horns because when the italians translated the bible, they misspelled light and that misspelling means horn. so moses was sculpted with horns coming out of his head instead of light.
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#7
 2002-12-14, 00:01
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
I think it's obvious that Michelangelo (or the pope that commissioned it) intended the horns to be a representation of evil. Moses is seated at the center of the bottom level - representing the underworld, while the pope is seated at the center of the top.
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#8
 2002-12-14, 22:29
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artzy1989 
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
aaahh now I get it
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#9
 2002-12-14, 23:52
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
Ive never met a guy who fell for what Renaisance Europeans did...It has been 500 years ya know?
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#10
 2002-12-15, 21:11
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artzy1989 
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
I think I heard that someplace.Wasn't it that they traslated it wrong? Somehow the traslation was horns instead of light. not misspelled it.
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#11
 2002-12-15, 21:56
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
Yeah, I heard it was a mistranslation thing as well.
Horns instead of rays of light coming from his head.
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#12
 2002-12-16, 00:52
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
ive never met one
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#13
 2002-12-16, 01:16
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Nox 
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
quote: Originally posted by artzy1989: can someone explain to me why some ppl think Jews have horns
So, if a Jew says, "I'm horny", is that a lie? Nox
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#14
 2002-12-16, 11:12
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
Would a Jew, when sexually aroused, have rays of light coming from his/her head?
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#15
 2002-12-16, 22:14
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artzy1989 
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
After Moses came down from hearing the Tora for 40 days and 40 nights he was so holy (or somethin like that) that rays of light was shown on his head.
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#16
 2002-12-16, 22:20
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Bogey Man 
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
I have a miniature of that Moses statue.
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#17
 2002-12-16, 22:41
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
quote: Originally posted by artzy1989: By the way im Jewish and I have no horns, tails, or gills.
You need to check harder !
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#18
 2002-12-16, 22:52
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
quote: Originally posted by 0: I'm a big Assphuck
It had to be said by someone.
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#19
 2002-12-18, 19:35
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artzy1989 
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
lol, good one
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#20
 2002-12-18, 23:43
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
quote: Originally posted by Bogey Man: I have a miniature of that Moses statue.
I always wanted to have a copy of the Jesus chorus line statue from A Clockwork Orange. I would be interested in hearing about where to get one ...or better yet, just send me one for Christmas. What better gift could a person give, than a miniature statue of the dancing birthday-boy himself?
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#21
 2002-12-19, 00:03
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
quote: Originally posted by Bogey Man: I have a miniature of that Moses statue.
Me too.
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#22
 2002-12-19, 21:12
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artzy1989 
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Re: Why do ppl think Jews have horns? when they don't!
does it have a face?
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