Dont be a fag, if youre gonna be an atheist shitstain and say, "No gods are real, eeeeheheheh," save yourself the trouble and dont try and ruin my fun.

I would worship Krom; Krom and he lives in the Earth, the unyielding shaper of man's destiny, where all that is comes to be.

I would probably believe the Christian God then.

Thats exactly what I meant, dipshit. Theres such a thing as Christianity. There is no worship of my idea of Krom. Fuck you, get off my thread.

You weren't clear in your meaning.

Krom sounds interesting, though it seems utterly alien to have anyone but a triad of women decide the fates of men, but then again, the title does say unreal.

I'd worship Indryhten, god of decorous conduct, patron of the higher classes.

Conduct is at best only a glimpse at a man's character. And Krom would whoop his ass anyway.

I would pick a God that was like a genie in a bottle. It would grant wishes as long as they aren't malevolent and wouldn't fuck the world up.

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I completely misunderstood. Sorry.

probably one of the egyptian ones. they had some goo9d ones

Soleil, the supernova god, destroyer of planetary Gods.
Krom fails in comparison.

I worship the almighty god Currency. When He is pleased with me, He gives me nice gifts like electricity and a gameboy advance. When He is displeased with me, He takes them away. He usually sends one of his minions called the "repo man." He is not a just god. He often showers His favor on the less deserving, while severly punishing the faithful. There is only one sin according to His Word. Charity.

i would pick no god, and instead say that god is energy, made up of the psychic energy of the humans, animals, plants, all that shit. And, that in a few generations, that we are going to become almost completely psychically aware, and it will be a better place. But until then, fuck life

SenorJesucristo

I would worship the "Momiter".

(the god of your mom)

if to pick a god it was picking something you respected or wished to achieve I would pick Akasha (sp?) off Ann Rice's Queen of the Damned.

Hahahaha. How gay. Didnt you see that sorry movie?

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I would worship Krom; Krom and he lives in the Earth, the unyielding shaper of man's destiny, where all that is comes to be.

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I would worship the four winds, then your god would live beneath my god and I could make fun of you :P

I think Indryhten could make short work of Krom with a few swipes of his rapier.

Hahahaha. How gay. Didnt you see that sorry movie?

yeah thats where I got the idea, from the movie. I haven't read the book... it's Anne Rice and fantasy romance books don't usually interest me. Akasha has a lot of the qualities I find interesting... a huge thirst for power, she is aware of ability, she still thirsts for someone to share her experience with... an equal, and she cares not of the things that don't concern her.
anyways you asked to chose one person - not to give a fucking review on how homosexual a movie was.

You worship an ugly emaciated ape-woman. Ah-ha

>>>I would worship the four winds, then your god would live beneath my god and I could make fun of you :P<<<<

Your sky is girly and constantly running. Krom and his mountains are solid, and consistent. And everything of your sky falls to Krom anyway.

Soleil can still massacre you all.

Thats a cheap cop-out god whose power is restrained to the distant Beyond. His power has never been used on the pantheons of mortals, and likely never will be. Krom, by contrast, is reborn and his power reaffirmed everytime man puts faith in deeds and weapons more than words and laws.

Even mountains eventually wear down. If we're going for sheer power, the god of time (and hence entropy) would be the greatest.

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yeah thats where I got the idea, from the movie. I haven't read the book... it's Anne Rice and fantasy romance books don't usually interest me. Akasha has a lot of the qualities I find interesting... a huge thirst for power, she is aware of ability, she still thirsts for someone to share her experience with... an equal, and she cares not of the things that don't concern her.[/B]

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That movie bastardized the book, besides the characters they barely share anything in common. You worship an Akasha thought up by Hollywood folk meant to vastly simplify the plot, I pity you and your weak god.

I'd worship Mikahel, Mikahel controls time and gravity. He gives Soleil his orders only allowing him to collapse stars at his will. And crushes Kroms mountains under their own weight at his mere whim. He also cuts the life spans of Kroms followers by two thirds. All bow before his might, and he shall reward you with extended life.




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how seriously can you take a subject named:
If you had to pick a god that wasnt real

comeon sol - I like the way they made akasha very nihilistic - I could give a fuck if they bastardized the movie as I said once I wasn't giving a fucking review. And anyways I would choose a god I could become (or become like) instead always feeling the need to worship something you can never attain - i pity the weakness that makes you follow unattainable ends.

Worship has nothing to do with trying to become what you worship.

And great honor lies in futility.

<<<< His power has never been used on the pantheons of mortals, and likely never will be. >>>>

Maybe not in this Solar System...
My god keeps all your gods in check.

You ppl sound like your little kids. "my G-d can beet your G-d"

but my imaginary "Cheap cop-out God" can beat up their Gods.

Yeah but my "cheap cop out god" makes your "cheap cop out god" its bitch.

Govinda- I was offerring a review aswell as mocking your pitifully weak pretend god. The unattainable, like I said in the first post Mikahel offers extended life, today, worship him and add a thousand years to your life.

Not every thread needs to be deciding life or death issues, if you dont like it go take your lack of imagination bitchasses to another thread.



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A super-nova collapses into a nebula.

But in order for a super nova to occur the star must collapse and my god controls that process.

Does Mikahel own his power, or does the power own him? I'm betting on the latter, In which case, your god is meaningless.

He destroys himself, then.

Mikahel oversees and controls all things having to do with time and gravity. His very existence allows time and gravity to exist to us. And in controlling time and gravity your puny god that controls supernovas falls under his vast domain, and control.

It's okay to worship the underling of my god, you will not gain the benefits of direct worship but it does mean he will not cut your lifespan by to much.

thank GOD(krom,soliel,askana {SP} or whatever you call IT) that anthrit fag hanst posted here.. but my god would be.. the brain, i mean it has the power to create gods we believe adn it is there and im the kind of person the like to see to believe.

p.s. i dont believe in god but jesus :P.

My god controls your mom, and your mom can beat your ass.

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You ppl sound like your little kids. "my G-d can beet your G-d"

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Read the forum title

To be honest regular people in this forum get sick of lame and simple questions or talks like "God is dumb". Please at least put some thought in it that will actually chalenge what people believe in or think!

Sol, Your god is still a slave to his own power. He may be the reason my God is allowed to exist, but Mikahel won't order soleil to bring him lunch, or any other services.
The real fun lies in abusing your power.

I would choose the diety Pak Chooie Unf. He is like. Uhm... Yeah. He does good things. Good, fun things. Heh. He like, uh...*Blank stare*

Pac-Man. Definitely Pac-Man.

I would choose Killroginary. Killroginary is an omnipresent being that everything, all matter and anti-matter and everything else we have not concived of, is comprised. Not only does everything in the universe consist of him but the whole purpose of everything is to comprise him. He also controls everything that he consists of/consists of him. Meaning he's a paradox and he has total control over absolutly anything, thus all your gods mearly exist to help comprise Killroginary and are under his complete control carrying out his whims. Ha beat that.

Your god is also a slave to himself.
He has the power to do anything without the desire to do it. If he did he'd contradict his own law.

You jackasses are too petty and small-minded to see the point of this. Rather than create or choose a god that demonstrates characteristics and qualities youd like to see upheld, defended, and propagated, you went for horsepower like a buncha empty industry captains competing over the biggest cock. Faggots.

And yet, isn't that the title of this forum? My God Can Beat the Shit out of Your God. Sounds like that was the most appropriate aspect to discuss.

Cry, cry, cry, Defiant. Always posting with such furious outrage.

You were the first on this thread to start dueling gods with others. If you wanted to this to be deeper then naming your god and its powers, show me where you set that example, you didnt, so shove your outrage up your ass, faggot. Stop being so gay. And delete this fucking topic while your at it.

my god does not reveal himself to anyone and chooses to rename nameless. he is ever present and always helping us in unseen ways.he does not ask for praise because she doesnt desire it.my god has made us paradise on earth it is only like a hell if you feel it is. my goddoes not give special treament to anything that doesnt deserve it. y god does not punish with the afterlife she punishes in the hear and now.these punishments are not what you think they are small like lost keys and the such. my god also sends all to heaven who wish to go and does reincarnation for others or does whatever you believe or wan to happen afterlife.my god does not hate atheists but is instead hurt by them because he still holds so much love for them

Defiant needs to explain his intent better.

Pick a god you would worship. Its quite clear. I underestimated the shallowness and over-rationalizing of people in matters of spirit. Of course I didnt specify what not to do or say, it did not occur to me people could be so sad. Looking back, I guess I just assumed when people saw, God, they would put more feeling and religious sentiment into it than a race to identify and label forces.

But since its clear none of you have a soul, I meant, I thought this was obvious, a god that would appeal to you. Consider what kind of after-life it would offer, what rewards and punishments it or they would dole out, etc. In other words, think of a fuckin god...

Kathleen, Goddess of beauty and truth.

[I'm] Shallow, as accused.

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Pick a god... consider what kind of after-life it would offer, what rewards and punishments it or they would dole out, etc.

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I can't remember ever thinking about a hobby god in these terms. My hobby gods are all made up. They're unseen and manifest themselves in the powers that they give men. After all, isn't the thought of yourself as god: the best hobby god?

And, is Krumb taken from Conan the movie or the books? I haven't read the books and would be interested in hearing some opinions about them - compared to the movies. The movie version of Krumb didn't offer much information.

these G-ds are not real!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is no queen of the damned or all those other G-ds you were talkin bout, so theres no point with acting like little kids playing with their action figers!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would would worship:

Hiro
The god of all that is evil. He controlls all the evil in this world, he makes it happen. If there is a murder, its because of Hiro. Hiro lives in all of us, we just dont see him.

Cellanoose
Could be more properly discribed as "The Ganga God", he watches over all Pot plants all over the world. He does his best to keep the pigs in the U.S.A from getting leads to his crop. In Amsterdamn, He takes Extreme care of each plant, letting it bud, making sure its high in THC gives it its nutrients, etc,,, At the end, Cellanoose gives his prized possessions to thier rightful owners

those are the only gods I would ever worship.

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And Krom would whoop his ass anyway.

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That started it all.

Anyway,

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Conduct is at best only a glimpse of a man's character.

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"By their works ye shall know them."

I realize the source says some pretty inane things, but that line makes great sense.

i would make up the god "slutia"

a female god that lives in a pimped out spaceship and beams her followers up to fuck them relentlessly for 7 days at a time

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these G-ds are not real!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is no queen of the damned or all those other G-ds you were talkin bout, so theres no point with acting like little kids playing with their action figers!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oh, but she's real, believe you me.

ok since i already posted the god i do believe in now for the made up ones.

Istaris
wisest of the gods and also one of the most respected. controls wisdom, war and peace, and compassion. wields orb the sword of power.

arinus
court jester of the gods.god of cunning and slyness.often regarded as god of thieves and spies.also god of mischief and

aulernt
blacksmith of the gods. delights in weaponry.favours swords above all possesions. forger of orb sword of the gods.
close friend to istaris. god of metalworking. also god of strategy

nee-ena
goddess of beauty. also god of nature. delights in trees especially

utmkno
god of evil.also god of good. god of balance basically.good friend to aulern and istari

ok...
Now back to Kathleen...
Just imagine it Spirit, long legs, thin (athletic thin, not anorexic), long blonde hair, beautiful facial features, proportionate breasts, and her eyes... sorry, I'm about to explode, you would too.

What?

Proportionate breast, nice.

Devlin

God of Arguments, God of Investigations.
Devlin is the holder of mysteries, conspiracies and adventure. He controls the drive in every person that makes them want to reach the 'end of the rainbow', either to steal the gold there, or to beat the shit out of the leprachaun because the rainbow was too long...

His appearence is what his worshipper holds to be the most badassed visage in existance.

Usually he takes the form of that mysterious man in the trenchcoat watching you from across the street, or perhaps the driver of the featureless black Sedan that passes you on a lonely country road.

His worshippers will be given clues to the answers they seek, and only he knows the Understanding that is required for Truth.

He's inviting you to a circle-jerk.

You got me.

i would also worship that slutia god, only between fucking she'd give ya all kinds of psychadelics and smoke a gigantic bowl of extra-terrestrial weed with you