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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2002-11-26, 08:23
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djdex 
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satan might not exsist.
Just a passing thought. Could god have manufactured satan to make himself needed. Sort of like George Bush (god figure) and Sadam (satan figure) sort of thing. (granted sadam exsists, but alot of that stuff is crap)!
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#2
 2002-11-26, 08:49
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nz man 
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Re: satan might not exsist.
Well 10 out of 10 people die!
We will find out one way or the other!
If your not sure pleaz pack lightly cause it will get a little warm!
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#3
 2002-11-26, 11:16
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Re: satan might not exsist.
Did God do a Hitler and create a scapegoat to consolidate his own popularity?
OR
Did God create/allow Satan/evil/suffering/whatever for people to have some sort of relative awareness of God?
Back to the original question: [QUOTE]Could god have manufactured satan I wouldn't put it past him.
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#4
 2002-11-26, 11:49
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Re: satan might not exsist.
"Satan" is a longwinded way of saying "Shit happens, deal with it.". It's a method of personify all the bad in the world for people to say "DA DEBBIL!!!1!!1".
[This message has been edited by Dark_Magneto (edited 11-26-2002).]
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#5
 2002-11-26, 12:29
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Re: satan might not exsist.
Lucifer was an angel. God's top angel, in fact. When God created the angels he told them to bow only to him. When God created man, he told the angels to bow to man. Lucifer could not bow to men; only to God.
For his not doing what he was told, he was banished to hell. The worste of hell's pains is said to be the lack of God's love.
Of course, when you travel down this line of thought, you create an image of Satan and God that doesn't fit well with the popular views which are so good for controling the minds of the willing.
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#6
 2002-11-26, 14:08
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Knight Divine 
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Re: satan might not exsist.
In respond to TigerJK
think life this, if there was no evil, there could be no good... If we could not suffer how could we learn to apperciate life?
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#7
 2002-11-26, 14:42
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Sivvy 
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Re: satan might not exsist.
...and let me guess, if you dont pay one tenth of your earnings to the church you'll forever be doomed to infinite pain in the fiery pits of hell. right.
evil is the conservative's word for the unknown.
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#8
 2002-11-27, 05:50
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Re: satan might not exsist.
the devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he did'nt exist
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#9
 2002-11-27, 06:36
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Re: satan might not exsist.
quote: Just a passing thought. Could god have manufactured satan to make himself needed. Sort of like George Bush (god figure) and Sadam (satan figure) sort of thing. (granted sadam exsists, but alot of that stuff is crap)!
God made Lucifer the greatest of all the angels. He also gave them a free will, which means that they could either love God, or reject Him (and suffer the consequences). Personally I don't understand why they rebelled in the first place. Abuse of their ability to choose, I suppose. quote: "Satan" is a longwinded way of saying "Shit happens, deal with it.". It's a method of personify all the bad in the world for people to say "DA DEBBIL!!!1!!1".
Trust me, Satan exists whether you believe it or not.  Haven't you ever read possesion stories? quote: think life this, if there was no evil, there could be no good... If we could not suffer how could we learn to apperciate life?
Actually, evil is merely an absense of goodness. Just like dark is merely an absense of light. quote: the devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he did'nt exist
Finally, something I agree with! 
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#10
 2002-11-27, 07:13
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Re: satan might not exsist.
quote: Originally posted by margeri26: Actually, evil is merely an absense of goodness. Just like dark is merely an absense of light.
Actually, privatives like 'dark' only have a discrete existence within the context of 'light' Conversely, if the entire world was equally bright, then light would mean nothing, because there is no way to measure its existence, or to measure it. If there was no evil in the world, we wouldn't know that evil didn't exist. Therefore we wouldn't know that we were livin' in goodness.
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#11
 2002-11-30, 00:35
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Mike Dogg 
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Re: satan might not exsist.
Cogent reasoning, Tiger.
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#12
 2002-11-30, 02:02
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Re: satan might not exsist.
Evil is good, to some extent. It depends on what side of the battle you are on. If you are stealing from a convienience store, you are benefiting your physical health, you are building up your sences and reactions, and you also are doing good to the company, for selling products for prices higher then it costs to make them. Read my next post "To believe, or not to believe, this is my answer" for some clarity.
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#13
 2002-11-30, 02:46
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Anthrit Neo Onyrovato 
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Re: satan might not exsist.
I know that it is all energy around us. Energy is + and � (hear is a chart  + And � Good and Evil Life and Death Jesus and Devil = Energy (God) Energy is both so it cannot be Good or Evil. This thing called Energy is in all living things seen and not. http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum3/HTML/006272.html www.anthware.com
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#14
 2002-11-30, 08:41
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Re: satan might not exsist.
quote: Originally posted by margeri26:
Trust me, Satan exists whether you believe it or not. Haven't you ever read possesion stories?
Yeah, I've read possession stories. I've also read stories of people being abducted by aliens and anally raped by El Chupacabra. I also read one not too long ago of the Insane Clown Posse being visited by spirits from the Dark Carnival and gradually recieving 6 special messages to all that will listen before the evil consumes us all. Having been told that each message will come when the time is right, they decided to expose the magic messages in the form of six albums, each taking on its own identity in the form of Jokers Cards, and each preaching another one of the Dark Carnival's messages to the world. The six Jokers being 1. The Carnival of Carnage 2. The Ringmaster 3. The Riddlebox 4. The Great Milenko 5. The Amazing Jeckel Brothers and 6. The Wraith I also read this story at alexchiu.com about a giy that can make you immortal with magnets. There was also a cool one I read at timecube.com about natures harmonic simultaneous 4 day timecube and the religious academia that supresses the human mind of the cube truth. There was this guy last year I talked to that told me that George Bush is a shapeshifting lizard and there's an underground lair below the white house that has an active volcano heating it where our ectothermic President gets the heat his cold blood needs to live.
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#15
 2002-11-30, 15:38
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Anthrit Neo Onyrovato 
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Re: satan might not exsist.
Juggalos Forever!!!! I am Anthrit The Almighty!! The End of Time will Consume us All As I will go to Ano!! Shangi-La!
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#16
 2002-12-02, 05:44
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Re: satan might not exsist.
is 'The Wraith' out yet... I haven't listened to ICP for ages
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#17
 2002-12-02, 14:24
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Re: satan might not exsist.
Oh hail Jeebus and be saved from da debbil! What have all you little Christians been doing? *eyes his newbie number and grunts* Oh well. Heres the thing... quote: Originally posted by margeri26: Trust me, Satan exists whether you believe it or not. Haven't you ever read possesion stories?
How do you know? I find this is the one thing about Christians that annoy me the most. They say they KNOW things. Without a doubt. They know the truth. They know how the universe works. Yet. They don't. How can they? No human can ever KNOW things (save for conventional things, like the earth being round, the sun being hot) which are held by faith, are just opinions or the like. The most we can do is THINK we know. So when you say 'There is a Satan, Trust me', I say 'What makes you so sure.' And then the usual response is something like... 'It's written in the bible, which is the word of God and TRUTH!' And I say 'How do you know it's the Word of god? It was written my several old men over thousands of years!' And you say 'Because once you feel God's love, you know it's true.' (Or variation thereof.) And my final reply before I move on to find more intellegent rabble is usually. 'I was a Devout Christian for 8 years, where's the love? I see nothing more then a book of Jewish Folktails (As totse.com so lovingly puts it  ). If you're going to give me demands and try to scare be into your faith with threats of eternal damnation, at least have something more then a few muddled historical accounts and an old book to back it up.' And you finish the night of with 'Well, Jesus Loves You Always, you'll see it one day.' And the conversation with a Christian is documented...and catagorized. Thank Ye, and Payce Out.
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#18
 2002-12-02, 16:11
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Re: satan might not exsist.
quote: Originally posted by Anthrit Neo Onyrovato: Juggalos Forever!!!! I am Anthrit The Almighty!! The End of Time will Consume us All As I will go to Ano!! Shangi-La!
Mr Onyrovato! We have to inform you that all flights to Ano are cancelled, due to the end-time turbulence at the starting field. We can still provide you with a bike, though... Sorry for the inconvenience... FoxLeonard for Shangi-La Spirituall F(l)ights.
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