After recent advertiseing I come to question myself on a particular car, that if Jesus was still here he would choose to drive. I think it would be a HOLDEN at least. What do you think?

I think he'd ride a Ducati. Cars such, after all. If I was GOD I'd ride a bike, too.

Your reason for this is?

more importantly: WWJD (Who would jesus do?)

I have no reason.

And I change my mind. I think jesus would drive a Pinto just to show off how he can come back from the dead.

Jesus would ride a bike, drive a fuel-efficient car, or an electric car run on hopes and dreams because hes the kind of guy who cares about the environment. Why? Because he's Buddy Christ.

~Mai Ancora

He'd probably drive a 93 Ford Festiva.
Why? Because he is poor. Thats why churches are always wanting money.

That is a mistranslation/purposeful manipulative reinterpretation of history. Jesus was quite rich and powerful.

I think jesus would end up like that somewhat annoying guy who is always trying to bum rides from everyone.

What about a Jesus wagon!

Anybody who's ever heard some of Jimmy Buffet's older work knows that "God Don't Own a Car."

don't kid yourself god's got money and loads of it #plate will be g00d g0d

well he would need to haul around about 12 people so an oversized van would be my guess

I think that god has no money. Why? because money is just a material version of what us as humans want. God defiantly doesn't want what we want.

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Originally posted by ScreamOfDeath:
[B]I think that god has no money. Why? because money is just a material version of what us as humans want. God defiantly doesn't want what we want.[B]

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Does that mean he doesn't have what we want?

Jesus Christ, nobody thought of chariot?

It was probably a Zoroastermobile LS 450.

...sporting 4 horsepower.

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Originally posted by TigerJK:
Does that mean he doesn't have what we want?

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Do you have any grammer at all? That means that he/she/it has different wants then us. Do you really think that something that created the universe really wants that new bicycle?

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.".

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to, "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." - Exodus 19:13

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." - John 12:49

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda "The Apostles were in one Accord." - Acts 5:12

Some say that Jesus would drive a "Chrystler".

Maybe He drove a Jeep:

"But take care that this Liberty of yours does not somehow become a stumbling block to the weak." - 1 Corint 8:9

Then again, "the head of John the Baptist was brought to King Herod in a CHARGER." - Mark 6:25

Another "Dodge" driver is spoken of in Holy Scripture:

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, He hath a demon." - Mat 11:18

In the Old Covenant, the Israelites were ORDERED to feast with their automobiles:

"And thou shalt keep the feast of weeks unto the LORD thy God with a tribute" - Deu 16:10

Oh ye of little horsepower.

Something to think about!

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2003 escalade on 22's. oh and the 22's could be crosses and he would have to cram a bunch of speakers in the back.

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a volkswagen van. I know this becuase i saw him at the beach in san pedro when i drove up the coast, that was awesome. Hes a stoner hippie too. Or maybe that was a jesus lookalike passing out things about his church. Seriously, he would make his own car, and it would be so perfect that anyone, when they looked at it would see the most perfect most beautiful car ever, obviously different for every person. There would be tons of arguments about it too.

SenorJesucristo

No, ytrewq, Pokemon is the tool of the AntiChrist...

lol at Dark Magneto.
classic dude

a donkey full stop

Now that we have that one settled:

What would Satan drive?

A Mardi Gras float.

Jesus would ride your mom, because he would be some insane LSD induced crazy guy who thought that he was Jesus.

BMW diablo This be satan

jesus would drive the pope mobile becuase, well, wouldn't u if u could? and satan would drive the batmobile because jesus beat him to the pope mobile (jesus ran acros the water, satan had to use the bridge)

"I don't know what Jesus would drive, but the Romans drove nails" - Bob & Tom

Aw gawd...

You know Jesus would drive a pimped out Caddilac with a bunch of nuns hanging out the back screaming holy obsenities.

Of course the Jesus-mobile would have hydrolics, platinum rims and a seat covers made out of the dick cheese of his most faithful sodomising ministers.

And the liscense plate would say DALAWD.

He would tear it all up.

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Originally posted by SpaceFalcon2001:
more importantly: WWJD (Who would jesus do?)

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for a klondike bar

jesus would ride on one of his mindless followers
satan would run his ass over with his Hitler-mobile