I've read that the original version of the Rumplestiltskin tale (before it got toned down) involved the girl sitting on this little man, who then got stuck, and nobody could pull him out...

I think it's now changed, so that Rumplestiltskin sticks his foot through the floor, and gets stuck in it.

Besides, what's a stilt with a rumpled skin?

What the hell is a stilt though?

Stilt:
1. Either of a pair of long, slender poles each equipped with a raised footrest to enable the user to walk elevated above the ground.
2. Any of various tall posts or pillars used as support, as for a dock or building: a beach house on stilts.

3.

(a) An American wading bird (Himantopus mexicanus) that has long pink legs, black and white plumage, and a long slender bill, and that ranges from the United States to Peru and Brazil and is related to the avocet.
(b) A related bird (Cladorhynchus leucocephalus) of Australia

I know what stilts are...How the hell does that desrcibe a vagina?

It doesn't. It descripes the negative space.

God's real name is indeed ALLAH