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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2002-11-13, 02:53
mysterychick mysterychick is offline
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Default Satan the enemy within

some people I know are demonically taken over -how do we know we are not taken over?
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Old 2002-11-13, 03:25
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NJ
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Send me a $50 bill and I will scan for such invaders and excorcise any I locate. If it doesnt work I will give you a refund.
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Old 2002-11-13, 03:31
NukeChild NukeChild is offline
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Both of you are NOW demon free. Send $50 dollars American to the following....
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Old 2002-11-13, 03:44
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Verily I say unto thee, Nuke child and Spirit are false Prophets, place thy faith, soul, and credit card number into my care, or thou shalt never be free, and suffer the pangs of deamon infestation for eternity and ever more
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Old 2002-11-13, 04:09
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the happy land of australia
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you seem pretty sure they are possessed. who are you to judge, maybe your the possessed one, trying to sabotage other people???

i need a young priest and an old priest.
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Old 2002-11-13, 04:14
NukeChild NukeChild is offline
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You take the two priests, give them knives, and put'em in a cage. Have them fight to the death, and the winner is the pure one who should perform the exorcism.
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Old 2002-11-13, 05:03
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Melbourne
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Depends how you define demon.
If you mean a discrete, external entity that takes over you, then the answer is that we don't.
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Old 2002-11-13, 09:14
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Ok. Why do you think they are possesed?

Jack Kerouac had fanasties about his girlfriend's five year old son being an evil warlock, partly because of certain synronistic(sp) events mixed with alcholic psychosis and spritual progression, it was time to burn his deamons, basicaly he tried to drown them instead,
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Old 2002-11-15, 07:34
nz man nz man is offline
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My Sister you are my Dark Lord!!! Black people are our friends OK and my girlfriend is Maori too so just accept her for who she is.
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Old 2002-11-15, 08:07
nz man nz man is offline
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I guess you have him within!
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Old 2002-11-23, 05:13
nz man nz man is offline
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I'm back and I'm here to take your soul! Only for 49.95!
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Old 2002-11-25, 09:24
nz man nz man is offline
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Does it feel good now!
 
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