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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2002-01-16, 21:10
Brent Brent is offline
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Default The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

I don't usually like music of this genre, but there is this one song that makes perfect sense to me. To me, it's about Christianity:

Spineless from the start, sucked into the part
circus comes to town, you play the lead clown
Please, please
spreading his disease, living by his story
Knees, knees
falling to your knees, suffer for his glory
You will

Time for lust, time for lie
time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
and you'll get a better seat
[End Chorus]

Bow to Leper Messiah

Marvel at his tricks, need your Sunday fix
blind devotion came, rotting your brain
Chain, chain
Join the endless chain
Fame, Fame
Infection is the game, stinking drunk with power
We see

Bow to Leper Messiah

Witchery, weakening
Sees the sheep are gathering
set the trap, hypnotize
now you follow

Lie.


It's true! It is sooo true.
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Old 2002-01-16, 22:48
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

Thats not about Christianity or Jesus. Its about manipulating religion or being stupid enough to follow the liars. God That Failed is a good one about Jesus though.
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Old 2002-01-17, 02:50
lostmind lostmind is offline
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

that's about ignorant fucks who give money to people like benny hinn.
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Old 2002-01-17, 03:38
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

quote:
Thats not about Christianity or Jesus. Its about manipulating religion or being stupid enough to follow the liars. God That Failed is a good one about Jesus though.


Yeah, it's about Christianity (more precicely, Christians) and Jesus... but some of it applies to any religion with one god.

quote:
Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
and you'll get a better seat


The above goes without saying anything.

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spreading his disease, living by his story


By disease, they mean 'story' (i.e., The Bible)... either that or Christianity because that's the only other thing that would fit.

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Bow to Leper Messiah


Leper Messaih = Jesus Christ

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Marvel at his tricks, need your Sunday fix


Sunday fix = going to Church on Sunday.

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blind devotion came, rotting your brain


Blind devotion = being devoted to a theory with no evidence to support it and blinding yourself from anything else... thus "rotting your brain."

quote:
Sees the sheep are gathering
set the trap, hypnotize
now you follow


Sheep = Christians,
...set the trap
hypnotize = preaching
"now you follow"
..."following" Jesus.

quote:
Lie


That too.
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Old 2002-01-17, 03:49
chase161 chase161 is offline
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

METALLICA!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
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Old 2002-01-17, 06:01
lostmind lostmind is offline
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

i think leper messiah more refers to the faith healers,

jesus never asked for any money.
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Old 2002-01-17, 16:48
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

Not a very intelligent argument brought forward there by Metallica, I'll agree with LostMind on that one.
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Old 2002-01-18, 00:20
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

The lyrics your quoting are references to lying churches and swindlers. Not Jesus dumbass. Steve Martin in Leap of Faith is a Leper Messiah, not Jesus. I dont recall Jesus telling people to give him money to go to Heaven. Jesus was the fella who said the rich have as much chance of geting into heaven as a camel has of walking through the eye of a needle.
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Old 2002-01-27, 19:29
nexis nexis is offline
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

Yeah for real, Christanity isn't about any of that. Yes some people twist and manipulate it to make money, but they are con artist, not true Christians.

Also, what proof is there that Christinaty IS fake? Isn't it kind of odd that in all 66 books of the Bible that were written over a period of time NEVER contridict each other?

check out- http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/edn-t003.html

for more proof that the bible is not jsut a fairy book.
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Old 2002-01-28, 21:30
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

Deicide have better arguments.
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Old 2002-01-28, 22:04
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

That's not proof. the prophecies
are are just thousands of guesses; some of them came true, most of them did not. If those are, in fact, the "Words of God", then He must be pretty senile for He contradicts Himself hundreds of times throughout the entire Bible.



[This message has been edited by Brent (edited 01-29-2002).]
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Old 2002-01-29, 04:55
syphon detonator syphon detonator is offline
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

thats a nice fairy tale but do you know arameic (sp) and greek? do you have the original text? my guese is no. what makes you believe that corrupt church leaders didnt change the bible to suit their message before widespread literacy?

jesus was a good and just man, he is the foundation of anarchist ideas and individualist worship of god. however the catholic church is scum. they have perversed his message to controll people with it. what do you think was the system of rule back then, honor system. so they scare people into following their rules because they dont have the resources to enforce their rules everywhere all the time.
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Old 2002-01-30, 01:24
Brent Brent is offline
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

I totally agree with you.
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Old 2002-01-31, 03:49
PoisonFishGirl PoisonFishGirl is offline
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Yes the Catholic Church have messed up Christianity. The truth behind Catholocism is that it is a form of witchcraft. If you get into Spritual Warfare, you will find out that there are so many curses passed down onto Catholics. Did you know that when the baby is baptised into the Catholic Church, they are actually sending spirits into the child to keep it "well behaved" and "faithful" and stuff. Sound like Catholics to you?? Also they're whole idea of Jesus is messed up. They think that when they eat the bread and drink the wine, it actually BECOMES Jesus' body. What's up with that!? Plus we all know the "stories" of molested children and such through Catholic churches and Catholic schools.

Why do they pray to Mary?? Mary didn't do anything!! It was GOD who planted the baby within her. She was just the vessel!! If Jonah was holy, would we worship the fish?! I think not.

And as for confession.... Why do you have to go to a priest to confess your sins?? GOD is the only one who can really forgive you. If you die before you get to confession, you will NOT go into limbo. Why go to the church to confess and die in a car crash on the way there when you can just as easily stay sitting in your bedroom and get forgiveness from the one person you actually NEED it from??
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Old 2002-01-31, 17:09
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>>>>Yes the Catholic Church have messed up Christianity.<<<<

Thank God. If they hadnt, the world might have become truly Christian, and wed be squatting in darkness and squalor, resolving to ignore everything we feel that makes us smile.

>>>>The truth behind Catholocism is that it is a form of witchcraft. If you get into Spritual Warfare, you will find out that there are so many curses passed down onto Catholics. Did you know that when the baby is baptised into the Catholic Church, they are actually sending spirits into the child to keep it "well behaved" and "faithful" and stuff.<<<<<

Yeah, its called the Holy Spirit and the spirit of Saints, dickhead. The Catholic Church is the one that has documented the excorcism of demons, not other Christians.
The man I know who engaged in such spiritual warfare was baptised a Catholic and used holy water from a Catholic Priest friend of his in the expulsion of darkness.

>>>>Also they're whole idea of Jesus is messed up. They think that when they eat the bread and drink the wine, it actually BECOMES Jesus' body. What's up with that!?<<<<<<

A misinterpration of a metaphor. Ever been wrong before?

>>>>Plus we all know the "stories" of molested children and such through Catholic churches and Catholic schools.<<<<<

Those stories are not unique to any institution. Hear of the Boy Scouts?

>>>>Why do they pray to Mary?? Mary didn't do anything!! It was GOD who planted the baby within her. She was just the vessel!! <<<<

Because in all the world if sin and vice, she was worthy to be the mother of God. That means she was a good example of how people should be. She also fucking bore God. She is seen as close to him, so, prayers to her would naturally be shared with her son.

>>>>And as for confession.... Why do you have to go to a priest to confess your sins?? GOD is the only one who can really forgive you.<<<<

Because Priests know the will of their God more than the average idiot. They are there to counsel and guide people toward the will of God, not forgive sin. They do not offer absolution, they advice you on how to make your peace with God.

If I didnt hate Jesus Id make sucha badass Catholic.
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Old 2002-02-01, 03:28
PoisonFishGirl PoisonFishGirl is offline
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Default Re: The truth about Christianity, as said by Metallica

You have absolutely no idea of spiritual warfare. If your friend is Catholic and working with demons, he is in BIG TROUBLE.

>>Yeah, its called the Holy Spirit and the spirit of Saints, dickhead. The Catholic Church is the one that has documented the excorcism of demons, not other Christians.
The man I know who engaged in such spiritual warfare was baptised a Catholic and used holy water from a Catholic Priest friend of his in the expulsion of darkness.<<

The Catholic way of "Excorcising demons" is, by praying to Mary (which is actually Necromancy and strictly forbidden in the Bible, wanker), calling up bigger demons to finish off the littler ones. The thing is, once the excorcism is over, both the victim and the priest have this even bigger spirit following them around. And it stays there until they both have PROPER counselling from someone who isn't demon ridden themselves.

>>>>Plus we all know the "stories" of molested children and such through Catholic churches and Catholic schools.<<

Those stories are not unique to any institution. Hear of the Boy Scouts?<<

Boy Scouts are not a denomination of the CHRISTIAN CHURCH!! They do not pride themselves with being the "high up" of Christianity!! How can you even think those two groups are similar??

>>Because in all the world if sin and vice, she was worthy to be the mother of God. That means she was a good example of how people should be. She also fucking bore God. She is seen as close to him, so, prayers to her would naturally be shared with her son.<<

Prayers to her are sent directly to the demonic spirit that stands in for her. I hope you're not so stupid as to assume that a DEAD WOMAN can actually hear and answer prayers. She's DEAD. Do you have any idea of Spiritual Undergrounds?! There is a demonic spirit posing as Mary. Ever wonder how a DEAD WOMAN could print pictures of Jesus on rose petals or create the Stigmata?? Jesus would never take any part in such useless "miracles". And so, every Catholic who has ever prayed to "Mary", has been heavily into Necromancy. Necromancy = one of the many threads of Occultism, my friend.

>>Because Priests know the will of their God more than the average idiot. They are there to counsel and guide people toward the will of God, not forgive sin. They do not offer absolution, they advice you on how to make your peace with God.<<

Priests don't know the will of God more than the "average idiot"!! God has the same relationship with everyone who will let Him in!! People who love God don't need some other guy to relay messages or advice on how to make peace with Him!! It's written specifically in the Bible, idiot!! All Christians need to do to make their peace with God is to repent.

>>If I didnt hate Jesus Id make sucha badass Catholic.<<

If you weren't so busy trying to be a badass try-hard Catholic, you'd realise you don't know shit, and then you'd give up.

 
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