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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2001-08-27, 08:18
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bangbangbooty 
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Please Explain!!!
I havnt read the bible but here is my question... When jesus was born in the stable it was hot. However his birth place is freezin fuckin cold on December 25th!! That means he would of been born around July... Can anyone clarify this?
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#2
 2001-08-27, 08:50
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DoPesTeR-DaZe 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
and its not cold in israel ..
where did u get that is was cold from ? even if it was cold there last year this was over 2000 years ago...different wheather conditions etc but im sure its not cold where he was born anyway.
and yes, jesus was born on the 25th of december its not just a novelty date.
[This message has been edited by DoPesTeR-DaZe (edited 08-27-2001).]
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#3
 2001-08-27, 13:06
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CaptainGherkin 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
It doesn't matter.
if you wanna pick pathetic holes in a pathetic dogma, http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com
It is thorough, and well written. Many of the contradictions and errors in the bible are explained in detail.
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#4
 2001-08-27, 18:01
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Defiant Exile 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
I dunno what they based it on, crops mentioned in season, animal behavior, relative holidays or whatever, scholars think Jesus was born sometime in March. Christmas is just another winter solstice holiday. It went something like this. *Heathens drinking wine, dancing, celebrating life, while a little Christian looks on, praying* "Dad, dad, the Heathens are havin fun again without us. Why cant we have fun? They say theyre celebrating the return of Light." "Son, I got you this here present. We can celebrate our return of light too. For today, uhh, today your Savior was born."
Seriously though, Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus. Germanic poeples brought trees inside and decorated them with glitter and balls to represent the sun. They lit Yule logs to celebrate the lengthening of days around Christmas. Latin peoples had the Saturnalia, which was similar, involved wreaths, decorated flora, sun worship, and gift giving. Christianity had to compete with the Heathens.
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#5
 2001-08-27, 18:44
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lostmind 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
defiant is right,
it's easier to get people to join your religion if you share similar holidays,
whether you say sun or son, it still sounds the same.
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#6
 2001-08-27, 19:09
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Re: Please Explain!!!
the place where jesus is born is close to the equator.
at night, that is one of the furthest parts of the earth away from the sun.
it usually gets cold in the desert at night.
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#7
 2001-08-27, 20:37
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bangbangbooty 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
Im not picking pathetic holes in pathetic dogma i am asking a simple question to satisfy my own curiosity on a thought i had. IS IT HOT OR NOT IN JESUS BIRTHPLACE ON DECEMBER 25th? um i dont think this is a hard question...
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#8
 2001-08-27, 21:57
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Bongman 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
Most people don't believe Jesus was born on December 25th. It was probably more around Spring.
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#9
 2001-08-27, 23:46
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TitaniumCrotch 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
Jesus was not actually born in December. The calendarthat Christians use did not come about until the middle ages, when a Russian monk was aksed by the church to devise a new calendar. He approximated Jesus' birth to be on December 25th. However, I do not remember what historians said they believe was his actual birth date.
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#10
 2001-08-27, 23:58
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Redrover 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
In Israel, in december, the average temperature is 13.9 degrees. That's why the virgin mary had animals in the stabel to keep her warm.
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#11
 2001-08-28, 02:18
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Defiant Exile 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
Probably also because animals live in stables.
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#12
 2001-08-31, 07:16
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Re: Please Explain!!!
bangbangbooty Regular
Jesus was born in September. I can detail this if you want to know why. Now I know I am dealing with morons! It snows in Israel in the winter alot. Just check and see.
He was born in September. Remember the reason they were traveling? Tax time. THINK... when was tax time in those days? It was in the fall after the harvest season.
------------------ If you will the rat race, your still a rat!
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#13
 2001-08-31, 20:17
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lostmind 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
i thought they left because it is a sin to have a child out of wedlock; their marriage wouldn't be pure.
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#14
 2001-09-03, 18:05
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Onefinefeller 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
Lost Mind... had nothing to do with it. Joseph planned to divorce Mary privately remember?
------------------ If you will the rat race, your still a rat!
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#15
 2001-09-03, 22:26
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Defiant Exile 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
I thought you were leaving.
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#16
 2001-09-04, 01:21
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lostmind 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
yeah cuz the kid wasn't his, and he wasn't buying that god did it.
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#17
 2001-09-11, 15:33
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bangbangbooty 
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Re: Please Explain!!!
So all these December 25ths have been a major hoax..Maybe by the retail industry to lure us in to getting ourselves in to debt and purchasing well beyond our means!!!
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