who wants to join my new religion.
these are the rules:
1 there are norules
2 refer to rule 1

every day is a religious feast day therefore you never have to go to work/school on religious grounds and for �20 you can become one of my vicars and therefore not pay tax!
good?
if you like this idea e-mail me on jimmyp80@yahoo.com

let us now have a moments silence for all those who have not joined my religion and pay tax!

my roommate and i were going to start a new religion,

where mother goose was god, and humpty dumpty was the sacrificial lamb.

communion would consist of scrambled eggs.

followed by the goose's prayer,

i do not want green eggs and ham.

just so we're clear,

i do believe in god,

religion is an illusion.