Ok I was born into a Mormon family... I'm 15 now... and I want out! I've tried smoking, drinking, going out with girls... no matter what standard I break they're always coming around and talking to me, and just being all round annoying... I've told them to fuck off, but they don't leave me alone!!!!


Anyone have any experiences with mormons, how do you get them away.... mace? mormon repellent? what?!


-whisky mystic

Why do you want them to go away, theyre your family? The Mormons I know are weird repressed psycopaths who are literally incapable of doing anything without talking about how great God is for letting them do it. If all they do is talk about God, tell them theyre blaspheming his name by trivializing his blessings, and should stop keeping score.

Whisky is right, they do fucked up shit with your name in the temple. Spiritual marriages, all kinds of off the wall. You just write the King of Mormons[ha ha, not really but you might as well call 'em that] and ask him to take out your name.

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"I felt your ribs and spine snap! I'm sorry I left you alive!"

next time they try to talk to you, put on a porn movie or play some satanical shit real loud. if they don't get the message read the article on this website about killing people it may give you a few ideas.
if all this fails get a new family