This morning a Jehova's witness or something knocked on my door while i was masterbating to pictures of lesbian porn.

Me:Yes?
Bible thumper :Do you know that jesus loves you?
Me:The hell you say?
Bibly thumper:....He died on the cross for our sins so that we can go to heaven as long as we accept him into our hearts and worship and belive in..
Me: Hey i'm kind of in the middle of something points to computer with image of lesbians preforming oral sex on each other and the box of klenex next to the comp I'll give you $5 if you'll come back later or not at all pulls out a five
Bible thumper:looks around to see if anybody is watching Deal pockets the $5 and walks to neighbors

I know i could have just slamed the door in his face but that would probably hurt his feelings and karmatic payback is a bitch, besides anybody walking around in houston summer weather in a suit deserves a little break and maybe he bought himself a ice cold coke.

(what the hell!?!?!? why are you messing with my message?)
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non-conformists are all alike.. schoolbrainwash

[This message has been edited by Bongman (edited 07-06-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Revelation (edited 07-06-2001).]

a religion peddler who understands the common man... he will go far in life.

Huh.

lol i'm sorry bongman i was just kidding. i wanted to see if i could get a rise out of you.

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non-conformists are all alike.. schoolbrainwash