Yea!

Whoo way cool did you know Jesus died for our sins at the cross so we could have ever lasting life!

No I didn't! My god, does that mean I have to accept jesus into my heart today?

You must repent. You are a sinner, see you, just sinned saying the lords name. You must accept him into your heart... to have love and life!

and if I don't?

You'll spend eternity in a burning hell.

Whooa that sucks! So I just accept him into my heart, and the rest of society does - you mean, we get one day off a week too!

Yes, god is such a loving god.

Why is there a hell if god loves everybody?

Don't ask stupid questions you dumbass, just fucking do what the good book says, go to church, support church activites and enjoy your day off!
In god's will so be it you sinner, burn for not accept our loving savior! Burn! Burn!

I'm going to go masturbait watch TV and eat ham.

In god's will, so be it!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ohaahehehehehahahehaehe

ha-ha-ho-ho

my sides hurt

Thank you dil for making my year.

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non-conformists are all alike.. schoolbrainwash

aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggh.. I'm not a pickle!

Fuck, You are one pathetic Cunt.

True, there have been alot of lies created by man dealing religion, but those were man's rules, his interpretations, not God's.
Esspecially with all the offspring, cult, fundalmentalist shit. But at it's core, Jesus is real.
He has only two rules. Love God. Love your neighbour. Follow them best you can, and you will spend eternity in paradise.......

-The Doctor

Wayyyy Cool man! Love thy neighbor, whoa! That's got a ring to it!
Preach the good word, preach!

Preach on, Brotha' Man.

Very original.

I got a good laugh out of it.

Cheers,
Lost

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Whoo way cool did you know Jesus died for our sins at the cross so we could have ever lasting life!

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question...what exact living proof is there that jesus or any other god exists? and please don't say the bible, you can not prove that 'he' wrote it, not like there's a video taping of it.

...I try... I really do...

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You are one pathetic Cunt.

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Love your neighbour

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.....my head hurts

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question...what exact living proof is there that jesus or any other god exists? and please don't say the bible, you can not prove that 'he' wrote it, not like there's a video taping of it.


IP

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Ok dipshit, here is what your going to do. go get a dictonary and look up the following words: sarcasm, satire, and mocking. then call the paper, put out an add to rent out the space in your empty fucking skull. you might as well get something out of it.

stupidity is going to kill us all.

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I was going to do the same thing,but he beat me to it. Excuse me if you are a she, diluted. Anyway, the antics involved were executed very nicely. An Oscar performance.

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Oh, revelation do you think of yourself as a hippie? Just wondering.

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Is somebody mocking me. Who?Who dares?

I was fucking serious....fuck. Are you mocking me? What? What's going on? Are you laffing. I was serious.

You see, my friends,
I am always oscar performace!


Read my book in S.G.

no i don't think of myself as a hippie. i'm far to young for that.

where did you get an idea like that?



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