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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2001-06-26, 02:54
Electric Whirlwind Electric Whirlwind is offline
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Default God Is An Asshole!

God is an asshole. If God made man in the image of himself and man by nature is an asshole, is then god not an asshole? opinions? thoughts? reply!

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Old 2001-06-26, 03:00
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Humans were created in Gods own IMAGE, not as clones. We were given free will, which makes MOST of us assholes.

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Old 2001-06-26, 03:06
Electric Whirlwind Electric Whirlwind is offline
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my sentements exactly. most are assholes.

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Old 2001-06-26, 05:38
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As far as i'm concerned, God's an asshole until she/it/he gives me a bigger penis and attractive women to use it on.
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Old 2001-06-26, 21:21
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GOD RAPES DOGS FOR PENNIES AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
IF THERE REALLY IS A GOD, THEN WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DYING EVERYWHERE?
PLUS, IF GOD IS REAL, WHY THE FUCK CAN I ONLY GET UGLY GIRLS?

GOD SUCKS BIG FLOPPY DONKEY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by psycho_8b (edited 06-26-2001).]
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Old 2001-06-26, 23:05
lostmind lostmind is offline
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pathetic.

just like everyone else in the "not me" generation.

blame all your problems and all your misfortunes on someone other than you.

instead of god being responsible for your life, or you expecting god to be responsible for your life.

why don't you accept the responsiblity he has given you.

and as for all the people dying.

maybe, just maybe,

death is better.

selfish bastard.
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Old 2001-06-26, 23:39
GothicTrash GothicTrash is offline
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God, there is no god as far as im concerned, he never gave me good looks, got rid of my motherfucking glasses and gave me more friends...if i had three wishes i would make each of them the power to bring god back so i can strangle that motherfucker and piss on his face!!

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Old 2001-06-28, 01:29
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Just because He didn't give you everything you want doesn't mean He doesn't exist. Besides, may be you just never prayed to Him. May be you just prayed AT Him, into thin air, and He was busy taking care of the rest of the worlds prayers and didn't hear somebody who doesn't really believe very much, care very much, and isn't talking directly to Him in the first place.

May be God has a better plan than you or I and may be he has better things to do than to appeal to your every desire. May be God loves you too much and you take it for granet.

May be He really DOESN'T exist.

Cheers,
Lost
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Old 2001-06-28, 15:58
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by psycho_8b:
GOD RAPES DOGS FOR PENNIES AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
IF THERE REALLY IS A GOD, THEN WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DYING EVERYWHERE?
PLUS, IF GOD IS REAL, WHY THE FUCK CAN I ONLY GET UGLY GIRLS?

GOD SUCKS BIG FLOPPY DONKEY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by psycho_8b (edited 06-26-2001).]



Perhaps it's because you're ugly.
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Old 2001-06-28, 16:00
Drim Ba'hal Drim Ba'hal is offline
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God isn't a fucking genie. He isn't santa claus either.

your opinoins on God are selfish and immature. you only care about what he could have given you. you don't fucking understand that God doesn't award selfishness. changing your outward appearance is YOUR fucking problem. its not God's responsibility to take care if it. BUT he will help yoube content with who you are instead of fucking changing how you look because of what others say or even yourself. looks, although they help, don't fucking matter. you think God's only gonna let movie stars into heaven?

you think that all of the disciples looked attractive?? one of them never had hair!! even from birth!
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Old 2001-06-28, 18:51
*Maleate *Maleate is offline
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God is obsolete. as far as im concerned - I am my own God, in technology i trust. The idea of an all powerful entity is so damn fucked at this point in time. 'HE' has doen nothing physical to help or destroy, never protected persecuted peoples, doesnt give a fuck about the world anymore. If he ever existed, hes gone now, an foudn a better sandbox to play in. its nice for ppl to have a religion, something to chain them down and help them rationalize the daily twisted events of life, but its no more reliable then anything else out there. THe only people that post shit like this are angry, bored teens = me. bye
 #12 
Old 2001-06-28, 20:12
Drim Ba'hal Drim Ba'hal is offline
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dont forget selfish
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Old 2001-06-30, 04:11
Redrover Redrover is offline
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God is not Santa Claus. He will not come to you. You have to ask for him. You can enter the kingdom of Jesus if you take the steps to do it.

And psycho_8b, if God did give you a huge penis and any women you wanted, would you truely be happier?
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Old 2001-06-30, 09:11
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if God gave you everything you wanted, what would be the point of Earth, heaven, or hell?

you would never experience pain, so you could never feel good.

you would never be sad, so you wouldn't know what happiness is.

you would never hate, so you could never love.

it would be pleasantville.
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Old 2001-07-01, 04:06
P_O_Theta P_O_Theta is offline
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well... i don't believe in god per se. not your god at least. more like my own. it makes sense to me that since we're made in his image, he has whims just like us. i think the world's kinda set in motion now and we're just kinda plodding along. and he's watching, and can take a hand if he wants. but he obviously doesn't, otherwise there'd be no disease, death or distruction. he can't be all that great, as long as these exist. say we lived in eutopia. pretty boring, eh? but we don't. instead he lets pathetic lives occur. while one jackass posts a message on an internet message board about the size of his penis, others are starving to death. or dying of simple illnesses. living in constant pain. i'm sure that if some starving somalian with a large penis had the chance to somehow switch lives with the loser with the tiny one, then he wouldn't even hesitate. he wouldn't be thinking about the size of the penis he'd have, he'd be rejoicing in the fact that he was going to be disease-free (except for close-minded ignorance), sheltered, eating at least one full meal per day, and clothed, and warm in the winter. sometimes we lose sight of what is truly important, and how much we DO have.
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Old 2001-07-01, 04:27
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GOD is not an asshole! Get to know him, read the bible, pray goto church he is my best friend, make him your best friend too


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 #17 
Old 2001-07-01, 06:42
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you honestly think that God will reveal himself to you or manifest himself in your daily life if all you care about is what he can give to you? do you think ANYONE will want to be around you if you are critical of them?

he may or may not, scince he can do whatever he wants, but much better results are found through the opposite of the aforementioned.
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Old 2001-07-12, 02:04
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I would agree with the veiw of yes, god is an arsehole. He created the world and we all know that arseholes can onle create one thing: the world is a piece of shit.
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Old 2001-07-12, 02:15
lostmind lostmind is offline
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he may have made it,

but we've made it what it is.

it's a poor musician who blames his instrument.

it's an even poorer one who the manufacturer.
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Old 2001-07-12, 03:37
Redrover Redrover is offline
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God ain't an asshole, he just has a sense of humour.
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Old 2001-07-13, 06:11
Chimera Chimera is offline
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the world today isnt god's fault, if he does exist. if you dont even believe in him, then how can u still blane him for ur own imperfections?
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Old 2001-07-14, 00:06
lostmind lostmind is offline
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that's their reasoning for non-existance.

i've also noticed a lot of non-believers when asked why put themselves on a mighty high pedestal thinking god should bend over backwards for them.

if you don't have the leaders of the world knocking at your door,

why would; or should; god?

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Old 2001-07-31, 15:11
johnnyaio2 johnnyaio2 is offline
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Most people assume that all "Non-believers" blame god, or whatever the hell you want to call "it", for thier lives or the way the world is. Let me clarify:
1) Atheist = No God
2) Agnostic = No Religion
3) if you dont believe in a god how can you blame a god for the state of the world? you can't! the fact is that because of Religion and the use of in humane treatment of people. the cristian religion was able to gain a control over humans, by feeding them propaganda, and phalicies. er the Christian religion has become one the the most powerful governments in history. not by faith but by fear and propaganda.
"The Only differece between god and hitler, is that god is more proficient at genocide." : is a quote from an unknown source but in it lies truth and lies. the message is true, but the fact is that not "god" but religion is the one responsible for genocide.
Ill be it, that if "god" did exist, i dont see how he would sit by and let the people of this world associate him with such violence.

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Old 2001-07-31, 17:29
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I guess I'm Nihilistic, I have nothing to aim towards.

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