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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2001-06-18, 05:34
kraelon kraelon is offline
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Default a way to become unbaptized??????????

somebody help me i was baptized catholic but i no longer follow the beliefs of the catholics ... is the a way i can become unbaptized???
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Old 2001-06-18, 16:28
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no.

to understand this you must understand what baptism is.

its a covenant between the congregation and God that they will be involved and help you grow in a Godly manner. Baptism isn't something you can undo. But apparently, those who have baptized you didn't understand what it actually ment.
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Old 2001-06-18, 17:43
sedqon sedqon is offline
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PERHAPS COUNTERING THE BAPTISM IS NOT THE ANSWER. there must be some kind of paganistic or buddhist ritual which would parallel a baptism, which would also undo the baptism.

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Old 2001-06-18, 19:14
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My parents are both Jewish, but my mums mother had converted to Catholosim and when I was born, my Catholic grandmother baptized me Catholic and my parents were furious. Namely because it's against the Jewish faith to baptize an infant before it gives concent. Because a baptism doesn't mean anything without concent.

The only way, I would figure, to get out of a baptism is to be baptized into another faith.

Cheers,
Lost
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Old 2001-06-18, 21:59
kraelon kraelon is offline
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hmm sedqon and lostcause have greatly helped me, i got ahold of the nearest church, apparently bar room hero has no fucking idea what he is talking about, you see they said there are many satanistic rituals that will unbaptize a person. i am happy to hear thati can be unbaptized. and can be free of this poison which has been stuck on me by ther real evil of this world
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Old 2001-06-19, 06:11
JuRassu JuRassu is offline
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Since fire is the opposite of water, maybe you should set your self on fire, but that might hurt so dont try unless your really really stupid, and if you are dont do it.
Discliamer- i'm not responisble for what ever you do to your self.

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Old 2001-06-19, 15:40
Redrover Redrover is offline
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LostCause is right. Babtism means nothing until you have your first communion and confirmation. And anyways, what is babtism? Just spraying a bit of water on your head. If you don't beleive in the chatolic faith, you pretty much have already been unbabtized.
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Old 2001-06-19, 18:49
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Baptism means no more than you want it to mean. Just don't acknowledge that it happened.. what's so hard about that?
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Old 2001-06-19, 22:56
lostmind lostmind is offline
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well said spiff,

the most profound reasoning is usually the simplest.
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Old 2001-06-20, 02:04
kraelon kraelon is offline
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Grand i have been helped greatly.
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Old 2001-06-29, 13:51
xengoreth xengoreth is offline
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Or do the following:

Realize rituals like this performed by men have no real meaning whatsoever and that religion is a bunch of meaningless BS, quite often only being used to control people through fear and guilt, and go about your life.
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Old 2001-07-01, 22:50
hannahmanson666 hannahmanson666 is offline
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Redrover: u said it means nothing til u r confermed.....well, 2 years ago i was forced into the biggest mistake of my life......getting confermed! is there a way i can undo that....i think that catholocism as a whole is based on lies and hypocracy, now i wont even go near a church! please say i can undo it! or maybe i should just get myself sum kind of pact with the devil? and fuck a few crucifixes! wodda ya all think???
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Old 2001-07-02, 02:17
Redrover Redrover is offline
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Do not fear my friend, for only three easy payments of 11.99, you can get rid of the catholic church form your life with my new miracle product, God-be-gone. This revolutionary product can get rid of your religion by just spraying this incredible substance on you skin and unlike our competitor's products, there's no messy goat blood stains nor any unnecessary redness of the skin. Satisfaction guaranteed. (Any resemblance between our product and Pam (c) cooking spray including taste, smell and/or can design is purely coincidental and accidental)

No but really, your belonging to the catholic church is just what you make of it. If you don't belive in the church, your not a catholic and it's as simple as that. If you really want to make it official, contact your priest and ask him to ex-communicate you but I wouldn't advise it because you might want to take part in the church later on in your life. I know your gonna tell me that you think that the catholic church is wrong and all but remember, when you were 5, you thought that girls were icky.
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Old 2001-07-06, 04:23
Diluted Diluted is offline
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It's all just symbolic anyways..
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Old 2001-07-06, 07:51
Revelation Revelation is offline
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I wonder if anybody ever drowned in holy water.

would it still be holy water?
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Old 2001-07-06, 17:54
Diluted Diluted is offline
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holy shit!
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Old 2001-07-06, 22:06
Chimera Chimera is offline
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if jesus appeared today and was still rejected and they killed him with an electric chair...would the catholics worship a chair too?

[This message has been edited by Chimera (edited 07-06-2001).]
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Old 2001-07-06, 22:22
Redrover Redrover is offline
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But who would pull the switch? A jew or an Italian?
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Old 2001-08-01, 16:25
johnnyaio2 johnnyaio2 is offline
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I was Babtised in a Southern Baptist Church. I also went through what you are.

What I did is i talked to my Pastor, and I explained what i believed and I asked him to Officially Excommunicate me from the Church. He was reluctint, but i explained to him that it would either be him or i will contact the vatican and request that someone thier do it because he wouldn't.

So he did it and here i stand today a better man. My life has been more fullfilling ever since then.

good luck

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"Humanity's first sin was faith; the first virtue was doubt."

"Losing your faith is a lot like losing your virginity you don't realise how irritating it was 'til it's gone."
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Old 2001-08-02, 02:26
syphon detonator syphon detonator is offline
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if you dont believe in any other catholic teaching why do you believe that baptism is relevant to your life just ignore it like the rest of the stuff ,that is unless you still believe and are in denial
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Old 2001-08-11, 21:29
ninja057 ninja057 is offline
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heres what i did to unbaptize myself:
scream 'fuck god' reallllllllly fuckin loud. and a lot. over and over. hopefully he'll get the message(better if you can scream this in hebrew, or latin). try to curse his name often, oh, and destroy bibles. especially the ones in hotels. put a cross in one of your holes while mastuabting. roll the last page of a bible into a joint. vote for ralph nader. buy porno. by the truckload. make a golden calf. worship it.
OR:
give up on the idiotic ideals of the church you left behind and work on your own path.
hope this helps!

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Old 2001-08-11, 23:25
lostmind lostmind is offline
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ninja, i was about to question your legitimacy as a thinking reasoning human being.

til the end of your post.
 
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