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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2001-06-15, 05:56
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sedqon 
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Fuck your god
Christianity is a load of bullshit. it is a religion created by greedy and power-hungry whores such as paul, under the guise tht these were christ's intents. christ never made any mention of hell, it is an invention used to enforce membership. all christians are christians for one or more of three reasons. reason 1 - fear. fear of going to an imaginary place where you will be tortured by a red man with horns hooves and a tail. and who else could send you there but the god that loves you, eh? reason 2 - ignorance. some ppl actually belive tht christianity makes you a better person. these ppl should be sterilized, if they arent already, being products of incest. reason 3 - power. we've all seen the stories. priests and ministers of the christian religion REALLY enjoy children. even the pope admitted to being a hypocrite. stop worshipping an imaginary, insane, and retarded God. anyone with any common sense can prove the christian religion false. many christian myths sprang froma political war with the pagans, such as the demon, originating from 'daemon', an attending spirit. it was made an evil entity by the christians in an effort to discredit paganism. BREAK THE CHAIN. WE ARE BORN WITH OPEN EYES. FIND YOUR OWN GOD.
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#2
 2001-06-15, 07:53
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Z3m 
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Re: Fuck your god
I think children should be seen and not heard.
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#3
 2001-06-15, 15:41
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sckbch 
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Re: Fuck your god
my child can beat the shit out of that child. the one above. not z3m. i wouldn't do anything so cruel to z3m. i'm talking sedqon. "the sedated qondom."
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#4
 2001-06-16, 00:48
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Re: Fuck your god
Talk about narrow minded.
Expand your views, child.
TcK.
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#5
 2001-06-16, 01:03
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Redrover 
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Re: Fuck your god
Then what is better, Sedqon. Judaism, that does not believe in forgiveness, Islam, that has more draconic laws than christianity, Bouddhism, a religion that has no contact with the real world or Animism, where you are not free and you are controlled by spirits around you?
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#6
 2001-06-16, 01:48
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Re: Fuck your god
Whether it's true or not, why knock it? No ones holding a gun to your head trying to make you believe it. You just sound closed minded.
Cheers, Lost
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#7
 2001-06-16, 02:06
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lostmind 
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Re: Fuck your god
who's the child here?
he's absolutely right.
WHY DO YOU NEED A RELIGION?
can't you just believe in god.
or do you people above need to be reminded on a weekly basis that killing is wrong.
"good thing i went to church today; or i'd'a killed that cocksucking sonuvabitch next door"
pathetic.
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#8
 2001-06-16, 02:22
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Re: Fuck your god
it makes me glad that templar don't heed words like this.
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#9
 2001-06-16, 02:40
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Redrover 
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Re: Fuck your god
Okay LostMind, so you agnowledge that god exists. But then what's god's plan for human beings.
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#10
 2001-06-16, 05:58
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Re: Fuck your god
quote: Originally posted by Redrover: Bouddhism, a religion that has no contact with the real world
I'll let those who know more about the other religions tell you if what you said about them is right or wrong.. but this, is not right, at all. Do a little research before you come up with this stuff.
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#11
 2001-06-16, 08:10
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sckbch 
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Re: Fuck your god
Lostmind: is god to prove we exists?
is humanity credible enough to accept the true existence of god?
no.
truth revealed is truth perverted,
god is where you pray.
no child is born Methodist, Presbyterian or Catholic;
we define god as we see it fit.
does god define us as he or she sees us fit?
a child is taught by a man.
man is taught by the books he reads; given that fact, there's a shitload of gods.
which one is the true child?
[This message has been edited by sckbch (edited 06-16-2001).]
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#12
 2001-06-16, 09:21
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Z3m 
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Re: Fuck your god
I was commenting on the inability of the post to express anything fundamental, new, or at all interesting. It was a cheap shot... The child remark.
Claiming he's "right" is just as narrow minded. Being upset with someone for expressing their counter views is even worse.
Dear Lord, please let your blessing rain down upon &TOTSE and lift it from this hellish pool of dishwater and catapillars so that we may once again glare at your stuff.
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#13
 2001-06-16, 13:59
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Redrover 
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Re: Fuck your god
I'm sorry Spiffy, What I meant was that as religions go, I believe that the christian religion is more connected with the plight of the common man whuile bouddhism is more philosophical.
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#14
 2001-06-16, 23:15
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Spiffy McBang 
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Re: Fuck your god
Religion is nothing but philosophy based on worship.
BTW, it's Buddhism.
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#15
 2001-06-16, 23:35
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Re: Fuck your god
quote: Originally posted by Z3m: Being upset with someone for expressing their counter views is even worse.
Sorry, it's too much fun to give up. Some people are right, and when they "aren't" they're still partly right...usually.
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#16
 2001-06-17, 04:13
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Z3m 
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Re: Fuck your god
No.
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#17
 2001-06-17, 06:08
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Dr.Fumanchu 
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Re: Fuck your god
There IS a god, and he hates you all.
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#18
 2001-06-17, 09:47
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Z3m 
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Re: Fuck your god
I really love you all.
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#19
 2001-06-18, 04:34
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kraelon 
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Re: Fuck your god
i see now, there are some really stupid people that live on this planet. first off telling sedqon that he is narrowminded is just funny. you cannot even accept that he has his own way of believeing, pathetic. it makes me sick to view such foolishness. you can all die.
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#20
 2001-06-18, 04:35
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sedqon 
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Re: Fuck your god
no no no no no no, when i say 'fuck your god' i dont mean the REAL god, i just mean YOUR god.
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#21
 2001-06-18, 04:57
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kraelon 
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Re: Fuck your god
i would definately fuck god he is a hot fucker.
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#22
 2001-08-02, 09:26
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Re: Fuck your god
god is the universe, which is an organism of its own, and we are all just small parts of god, that keeps the universe from dying
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#23
 2001-08-09, 05:27
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Re: Fuck your god
Yeah, Christianity has it's quirks. How's Hinduism this time a year?
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#24
 2001-08-10, 00:24
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Re: Fuck your god
A wee but nipply, but all in all the ass fungus is crunchy without being overpowering.
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#25
 2001-08-10, 07:16
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Re: Fuck your god
ELDRITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how the fuck are ya!!!!!!!!!!!! e-mail me ya crazy bastard!!!!!! im settin up an irc D&D room on slashnet. ya want in?
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#26
 2001-08-10, 07:56
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lostmind 
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Re: Fuck your god
sckbch, all of us.
and i don't pray; so god isn't where i pray.
i think man is credible enough,
mature enough i doubt.
"if the real jesus christ were to stand up today, he'd be gunned down cold by the cia and the lights that now burn brightest behind stained glass, will cast the darkest shadows upon the human heart but god didn't build himself that throne, god doesn't live in israel or rome, god doesn't belong to the yankee dollar, and god doesn't plant the bombs for hezbollah, god doesn't even go to church, and god won't send us down to allah to burn, god will remind us what we already know, that the human race is about to reap what it's sown"~the the
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#27
 2001-08-10, 07:58
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lostmind 
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Re: Fuck your god
shit, i left out the best part,
"islam is rising, the christians mobilizing, the world is on it's elbows and knees, IT'S FORGOTTEN THE MESSAGE AND WORSHIPS THE CREEDS"~the the armageddon days(are here again)
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#28
 2001-08-10, 08:12
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Re: Fuck your god
*tackles eldritch with a massive hug*
long time no see man, this just a guest appearence, or you back fer good?
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#29
 2001-08-10, 22:37
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Eldritch 
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Re: Fuck your god
*Sprays some Lysol on the Ass Fungus* Yeah, I cam back to make sure the most Holy *SQUIZBIT* had not faltered, but I couldn't find the thread anywhere. That, and I figured I should make sure you were keeping Zoe in check. (sticks his tounge out at her)
------------------ "...and when you peel back my eyes, I see the pain and feel the lies..."
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#30
 2001-08-10, 22:39
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Eldritch 
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Re: Fuck your god
*Shaves BRH a mohawk and gives him a crobar*
How's things in Bad Ideas?
;-p
------------------ "...and when you peel back my eyes, I see the pain and feel the lies..."
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#31
 2001-08-15, 04:44
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Re: Fuck your god
---- Christianity is a load of bullshit. it is a religion created by greedy and power-hungry whores such as paul, under the guise tht these were christ's intents. christ never made any mention of hell,------
Jesus was the most prominent Biblical speaker when it comes to hell . Id like to say though , that * hell * as defined in most mainstream Christian beliefs is not the hell Jesus talked about . Hell in the Bible when you study it as a whole message means destruction of being . Not eternal suffering for ever & ever .
------ it is an invention used to enforce membership. all christians are christians for one or more of three reasons. ----
blanket statements are always cool ^^
-------- reason 1 - fear. fear of going to an imaginary place where you will be tortured by a red man with horns hooves and a tail. and who else could send you there but the god that loves you, eh? ------
er no the Christian belief maintains that Satan or Lucifer is going to burn in hell forever ( consequently this is the only case of eternal hell for anyone ) . But I would largely agree fear certainly is a strong compulsion . We all fear & thus act in some form or manner .
------- reason 2 - ignorance. some ppl actually belive tht christianity makes you a better person. these ppl should be sterilized, if they arent already, being products of incest.-----
yeah all those charity organisations throughout the wordl & the nations which happen to be predominantly Christian are just coincidence ?
----- reason 3 - power. we've all seen the stories. priests and ministers of the christian religion REALLY enjoy children. even the pope admitted to being a hypocrite.-----
off turn the other cheek , love your enemy , bless those who persecute you . Yeah that's a real power trip .
------- stop worshipping an imaginary, insane, and retarded God. anyone with any common sense can prove the christian religion false.----
then do so ?
-------- many christian myths sprang froma political war with the pagans, such as the demon, originating from 'daemon', an attending spirit. it was made an evil entity by the christians in an effort to discredit paganism.-----
er this evil entity was around prior to the Christian belief , prior to the New Testament .
------ BREAK THE CHAIN. WE ARE BORN WITH OPEN EYES. FIND YOUR OWN GOD. ------
Jesus said similar about break the chain & open your eyes . Kind of odd in a way if we look at Christianity today . Anyway some food for thought .
ps I dont know if this account is still operating .
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#32
 2001-08-17, 02:52
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d sturbed 1 
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Re: Fuck your god
quote: Originally posted by Redrover: Judaism, that does not believe in forgiveness?
i beg to differ? im sorry dude, i dunno about the other religions, and i would hate to flame, but you seriously dont know what the fuck your talking about. its pretty funny how you contradict the jewish religion and say its wrong for that reason. judaism is bullshit, but know what the hell your talking about before you say why. its actually just like christianity, when they scare you into joining from fear of going to hell. they say that you can always repent, god is kind and merciful, hell theres even a day of the year meant just for repenting. its called yom kippur (yome keepoor). its when all the jews are judged. theres also rosh hashana, the new year, where the new year supposedly reflects your actions of the past year. like if you were bad,youll have a shitty year. and santa doesnt visit you either. woops! wrong cult! and someone said that hell was made up by a christian? maybe. christianity is a takeoff of judaism. i learnt in my jewish private school where my dad forces me to go that the smallest flame in hell is 60 times hotter that the largest fire possible in this world. and yes, this includes nuclear lol. so my guess is that when christians stole from the torah and navi and made the bible, they left this out, and that whore guy john either truly thought of it on his own or he got it from the torah. unless it is in the bible i have no fucking clue. i once stole a bible from a hotel but never bothered to read it. i dont care enough but at least all of that jewish school paid off since I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKING ABOUT and i can outsmart any rabbi whos gonna tell me that im wrong. even my dad. i do all the time.
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#33
 2001-08-17, 09:30
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Astro~Boy 
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Re: Fuck your god
------- i learnt in my jewish private school where my dad forces me to go that the smallest flame in hell is 60 times hotter that the largest fire possible in this world. and yes, this includes nuclear lol.-----
right what movement of Judasim are you refering to ? Where is this idea found in the Bible ? Im not interested in oral tradition .
------- so my guess is that when christians stole from the torah and navi and made the bible, they left this out, and that whore guy john either truly thought of it on his own or he got it from the torah.------
well Im very interested as to where that is in the Torah . I dnt think Christians left anything out considering we largely use the same Bible . As for * stole * as you said Christianity is an offshoot of Judaism so naturally it will inherit the same structure .
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unless it is in the bible i have no fucking clue. -------
lol , right now Im confused . I dont know where the hell you are talking about is in the Jewish portion of the Bible .
----------- i once stole a bible from a hotel but never bothered to read it. i dont care enough but at least all of that jewish school paid off since I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKING ABOUT and i can outsmart any rabbi whos gonna tell me that im wrong. even my dad. i do all the time.-------
well cant say Im on the level of a Rabbi but your ideas sound very unorthodox , so Id like it if you could elaborate .
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#34
 2001-08-17, 23:07
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d sturbed 1 
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Re: Fuck your god
ok so im not at a level of a rabbi, but i know a lot. about the confused part, i was refering to the christian bible. i never bothered to read it. as for the hell thing, i dont remember but i think its a gemara. i can find out which for you if you want. ill just ask my asshole dad. i went to a yeshivah, so its ashkinaz. do you kon wwhat all these things are? what do you know from judaism? as in which books or whatever. and also how did you learn
[This message has been edited by d sturbed 1 (edited 08-17-2001).]
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#35
 2001-08-20, 10:06
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Astro~Boy 
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Re: Fuck your god
Hi i recognise Gemertia ( i gthink thats the spelling ) though have no clue as to the other two . How do I know Judasim ? Cant say that I do , just read & studied the Bible .
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#36
 2001-08-21, 04:56
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Re: Fuck your god
Hey d sturbed 1, is the Hebrew Bible basically the Old Testament, just wondering.
------------------ (-insert prophetic message here-)
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#37
 2001-08-21, 06:57
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Re: Fuck your god
Sounds like you read only the bad parts. All religions have been prostituted by imterpreters seeking power.
Get spirituality...don't be blind and cynical. It's a shortcut to a coronary.
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