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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2001-05-08, 15:23
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nyarlathotep 
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How I know I'm God
I was praying one day and realized I was talking to myself.
------------------ the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep.
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#2
 2001-05-08, 20:31
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Behind the boat house
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Re: How I know I'm God
There are so many ways to respond to this I can't even pick one...
Cheers, Lost
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#3
 2001-05-08, 21:56
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Re: How I know I'm God
Here's a test, the next time you think your perfect, try walking on water.
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#4
 2001-05-08, 23:15
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Re: How I know I'm God
rather, the next time you think you are God, divide yourself into three parts, and give part of yourself (which would then be your son) up for crucifixion.
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#5
 2001-05-09, 01:44
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nyarlathotep 
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Re: How I know I'm God
Ah, that was a little joke. I guess just not a very funny one. Thats proves in itself I'm not perfect. OK ?
------------------ the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep.
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#6
 2001-05-24, 05:55
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*Maleate 
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Re: How I know I'm God
hey i thought it was pretty amusing, but thats the nialist in me
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#7
 2001-05-28, 18:20
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egar 
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Re: How I know I'm God
i thought i was god once when i heard voices but they were in my head so i have one word to all those who think that they are god BOLLOCKS
------------------ egar
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#8
 2001-05-31, 17:42
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Jadedfool 
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Re: How I know I'm God
everyones got a god complex, but its okay, I made it that way...
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#9
 2001-05-31, 19:38
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Re: How I know I'm God
But...but..I wanted to be god!!  ::Cries:: They said I gave them my wallet I could be god....those meanis! Tricked again!*Sobs uncontrobly* its not fair!!!!!!! haha.. =oP
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#10
 2001-06-15, 05:40
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sedqon 
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Re: How I know I'm God
honestly nyar, comments like that are what make REAL gods like cthulhu, yog-sothoth, hastur, and even dagon angry. u should consider yourself lucky that u TOO weren't imprisoned by the elder gods when they defeated you.
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#11
 2001-06-16, 06:32
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aradia 
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Re: How I know I'm God
i wannabe god 2!!!
whos dragon?
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#12
 2001-06-16, 14:01
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Redrover 
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Re: How I know I'm God
Okay, if one of you guys are god, tell me why you made poor children die of hunger in Africa?
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#13
 2001-06-18, 05:30
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Re: How I know I'm God
HOLY SHIT, this is really great stuff here. that is the funniest thing i have heard in a while hahaha and yet im one of the select few that like it... i feel alone.....
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#14
 2001-06-18, 05:53
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Diluted 
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Re: How I know I'm God
Jesus Christ was a phony.
I'm no longer blind.
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#15
 2001-06-18, 21:08
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Re: How I know I'm God
Hi. Yeah, people are sort-of God actually. But I think what is even better is that these people are greater than God. God is just an idea, not as great as a human being. A creator is greater than its creation.  ------------------ Oh I wanna twist and twist and shout
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#16
 2001-07-13, 21:56
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Re: How I know I'm God
Ive never heard it put more simply. Wait, I knew a guy that said, "Whenever I want to see God I just look in a mirror." I agree with both of you.
------------------ wyrmus?
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#17
 2001-08-02, 09:13
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dallaswhite 
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Re: How I know I'm God
look into the lyrics of "hell yeah" by the bloodhound gang
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#18
 2001-08-17, 02:14
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d sturbed 1 
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Re: How I know I'm God
kraelon your no longer alone dude i thought that was hillarious! lol. but actually according to many religions we do have a part of god inside us its called a soul. hahahahaha. bullshit. i think im gonna go sell my piece of him/her to the devil. lol. these faerie tales are endless.
[This message has been edited by d sturbed 1 (edited 08-17-2001).]
[This message has been edited by d sturbed 1 (edited 08-17-2001).]
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#19
 2001-08-24, 04:09
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Belial 
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Re: How I know I'm God
"I went to god just to see, and I was looking at me Saw heaven and hell were lies When I'm god everyone dies" -The Reflecting God by Marilyn Manson
everyone knows that you people arent god... there is only one god, and thats ME!
------------------ Discrimination is for those who can't handle misanthropy.
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#20
 2001-08-24, 16:13
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Sol463 
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Re: How I know I'm God
I thought it was funny. You know someone in California legally changed their name to God. It is on his license and everything.
------------------ Oh great, purple lightning! That's always a good sign.
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#21
 2001-08-24, 21:17
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Belial 
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Re: How I know I'm God
if i ever have to change my identity i would change my name to Jesus Fucking Christ
------------------ Discrimination is for those who can't handle misanthropy.
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#22
 2001-08-24, 22:07
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Re: How I know I'm God
"follow her down to worship some god who never speaks to me i wonder if i died but then he says you're never listening you can see imagination is your butter and your bread it's an exquisite corpse and it's lips are red and it's teeth are glistening.
if you're alone and you're feeling blue everyone in persia probably feels like that too i just hope you don't believe what you do here she comes in her unforgiving way almost forever i've been drinking these drugs it's time to change our cruel, cruel views before we'er lost"~ the church lost
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#23
 2001-08-26, 22:54
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Re: How I know I'm God
Ack.. Now you see things how you do. After death you see things how they are, since you're reunited with reality, rather than... making your own in your head?
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#24
 2001-09-05, 04:23
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marx 
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Re: How I know I'm God
Since when is god perfect? ... IF there is a god, "he" is definately not perfect, as can be pointed out by all the tragedies that happen to good people on a daily basis.
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#25
 2001-09-05, 06:02
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Re: How I know I'm God
That's not God's doing, we are put here under free will and we can do wahtever we want under the consequence that others may do the same.
This also includes messing up governments causing innocint people to starve to death.
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#26
 2001-09-05, 06:11
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marx 
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Re: How I know I'm God
and that free will he gave us appears to be a flaw in his design... perfection does not perform flaws.
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#27
 2001-09-05, 20:20
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Re: How I know I'm God
The design is just fine, it's the individuals themselves that flaw it. Has the potential to be perfect, but alas will never attain it. ------------------ 
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#28
 2001-09-05, 23:10
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lostmind 
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Re: How I know I'm God
marx,
that was just ignorant,
dark mag is right, i've said it many times.
name one thing not related to a manmade decision that isn't perfect.
that's also part of the reason for my belief,
random chance doesn't spread perfection to every corner of existance.
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#29
 2001-09-05, 23:40
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marx 
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Re: How I know I'm God
Are man-made things beyond this "Supreme Being" ? Can "He" not control them? If that is so, than "He" is not so supreme... and in my opinion, not perfect.
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#30
 2001-09-06, 00:39
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lostmind 
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Re: How I know I'm God
than that would mean imposing on will,
what would you rather have,
a few million jackasses running around the world
or the right make the desicions you want to make.
do you even comprehend the logistical probability of any given event happening.
to make things go the way HE, NOT YOU, wanted them to would mean stepping in and imposing his will over countless and countless individuals to keep a drunk driver and a kid off the same street at the same time.
i don't blame god for the mess,
i thank him for my freedom.
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#31
 2001-09-06, 04:29
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marx 
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Re: How I know I'm God
So "He" is chooseing to not be perfec. "He" still isn't perfect.
Sorry, it is hard for me to discuss this intelligently, as I lack the belief... I was just trying to make a point.
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#32
 2001-09-06, 12:01
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Re: How I know I'm God
to the marx 'sisters':
if you cannot "discuss this intelligently, as [you] lack the belief... "
then stay away!
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#33
 2001-09-06, 23:47
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lostmind 
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Re: How I know I'm God
you have to be intelligent first.
he doesn't choose to be imperfect.
he leaves it alone.
which is perfection, how will it end when set in motion.
why do you think entropy exists?
entropy itself is perfect.
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#34
 2001-09-07, 00:01
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Re: How I know I'm God
i agree that things are messed up not because of god but because he gave us free will and some people,agencies,governments feel free to fuck everything up god cant give us free will and then step in every time somethings fucked up if he did we wouldnt have free will
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