I mean come on, Jesus?!? You believe that clap-trap? whooo wee, have I got a bridge you should take a look at! Its CHEAP! REAL CHEAP!

"Honestly" though, how can anyone deny their frugal natures and take up behind the one true man, the SALESman, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs? Eh? Eh? He's obviously the toughest, he's whupped Satan any NUMBER of times, something which this limp wristed Hay-Seuss has yet to do, ONCE!
And worshipping the Moon! Hey, yanno we here in the CotSG do that too...
Hell we worship EVERY Ggod in existance, just to cover our asses!
The only one I ADMIRE is "Bob". "Bob" could kick Jesus' ass (in fact he has, once after they went out on a drinking binge) he could kick that fat Buddha's ass, he doesn't have to kick the Moon Goddesses ass cause the tramps falling all OVER him, he's just gotta GRAB it and hold on for dear life, cause i can tell you now, Goddesses give one WILD ride, rivaling the stoutest yeti femme.

Yeah, i think that covered everything.
"Bob" rules, other gods drool.

While I agree that The Patron Saint of Salesmen does have the longest penii of the *known* dieties, I doubt the actual historical acuracy of the accounts in the Book of the SubGenii and what not and so forth.

If you kept up with your scripture, you'd discover that there are many Jesus'. The pussyfied dead guy is only one of the lesser.

yeah, but He's the only one that anyone who's noone GIVES a rats ass about anymore!

and the movable dates of Dobbs-style prophecy is one of the things that makes it great. yeah, sure MAYBE "Bob" is WRONG most of the time, but he's RIGHT about the big things

I can identify with a leader who would sell the souls of his followers for beer money.

I have to pee. I wasn't sure if I should tell you or not.

welcome back evil mastermind.

The Giver of Slack!