who would win?

Mecha Godzilla vs. Ghandi

Ultraman vs. Muhammad

Jesus Christ vs. Buddha

Bahamut (from FFVII) vs. Talpa (ronin Warriors)
The Crocodile Hunter vs. Leviathan

Mega Maid vs. Galactus

Jesus Christ vs Buddha

Buddha. He's fatter, hence Jesus would starve first, as they both would just sit there instead of beating each other to death.

Acually that's a trick question the're in diferent weight classes and would not be allowed to fight.

Buhda was just a prophet of "nothingness & denial"
Jesus is supposed to bed GOD in flesh.
Aren't you a Christian?
Keep in mind that I do understand the joke :-)

Bah. Weight divisions are just a cheap sham to cheat me out of getting decent odds when I bribe the big guy to take a fall.

nooo no no. you are thinking of the manifestation of buddha. that is the fat guy in the statues.

the actual buddha i mean. the scrawny little one bean a day guy. a guy who, deathly thin from self starvation against the sone of a carpenter. Jesus was a rock. You think he was a little scrawny jew? it took a lot of muscle to be a carpenter back then.

Really? That's a bugger. I already bet on Buddha.

*pays Jesus to throw the fight*

who would win?

The crocoile hunter vs. the Leviathan

Crocodile Hunter. He's got 12 more episodes left in his contract, no way their gonna kill him off...

as for jesus versus buddah. Yeah, he is a scrawny one bean a day guy, but since he's in a state of nirvana he doesn't actually need that bean. Hence, jesus starves as they stare each other down..

*pays off jesus some more*

who would win


Mega Maid (space balls) vs. Galactus (marvel comics' eater of worlds)

Mega-Maid. Just because she can go from suck to blow.

Yeah, but the mega-maid fights would be fixed. You'd just have to fast forward the movie.

the marvel universe is set too. just in episodes.

ghandi would get his ass beaten. godzilla would eat the bitch.