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Politics: Left, Right, and Center National, state, regional, and local politics. Who's doing what to whom, and what you can do about it. How-to-get-action messages are encouraged. "How the government fucked up my life" stories are encouraged. Sharing new methods for cheating on taxes is encouraged. Sample "letters to congresscritters" are encouraged. Apathy and "I can't do anything" posts are discouraged. Left, right, centrist, or any other form of political-economic systems are all up for discussion. Be prepared to defend yourself, or at least have a good line of bullshit ready. Extensive quoting of economists and philosophers is frowned upon. We want to hear what YOU have to say, not what some constipated, impotent, dead guy dreamt up while suffering from the DT's over a hundred years ago thought.

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 #1 
Old 2001-12-22, 03:30
Manfreds2 Manfreds2 is offline
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Default If you could pick the Pres...??

If you could pick the president or any other official, who would it be and what job or position would they hold?

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Old 2001-12-22, 03:36
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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president: me
Vice President: Thomas Jefferson
secretary of state: Marcus Arileous
secretary of defense: Alexander the Great
Secratary of commerce: Adam Smith
The rest I dont really care about.
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Old 2001-12-22, 08:18
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the happy land of australia
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no president, direct democracy, none of this middle man shit.
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Old 2001-12-22, 11:25
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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Direct democracy has the unfortunate tendancy of collapsing into mob rule. Oh and sun tzu as director of the CIA.
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Old 2001-12-22, 18:19
ok405 ok405 is offline
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Serj tankian as Pres. He can appoint the other people. ( As long as im on the cabinet)
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Old 2001-12-23, 01:26
govinda govinda is offline
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Alexander and Sun Tzu
Who is Marcus Arileous?
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Old 2001-12-23, 08:41
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the happy land of australia
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someone from gladiator, the old one i think
(i do realise it was a real person)
 #8 
Old 2001-12-23, 12:26
lostmind lostmind is offline
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if YOU could pick the president or any governmental official,

than wouldn't YOU be a dictator?

i want smithee to run my kingdom, while i collect the tax money.
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Old 2001-12-23, 12:50
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Brussels, Belgium
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Marcus Aurelius was one of the better Roman emperors who actually attempted to establish a Republic after his death before he was murdered by his son Qomodo.
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Old 2001-12-23, 18:31
Sol463 Sol463 is offline
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Emperor: Ramses "The Great"
Main Adviser: Augustus Caesar
State Adviser: Caligula
Commander of the Armies of the:
North: Macarthur
East: Sun Tzu
South: Atilla
West: Napoleon
Finance Adviser: Rockafeller
Population Control Specialist: Pol Pot
Intelligence and Assasinations: Nixon
High Priest: Tyler Durden
Head of Shadow Government: Me
 #11 
Old 2001-12-23, 23:48
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Brussels, Belgium
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That's the government we should all avoid.
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Old 2001-12-24, 10:03
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the happy land of australia
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some of those people are a bit ambitious. they might try to overthrow your happy system. best to use morons.
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Old 2001-12-24, 15:23
The_Ghost54 The_Ghost54 is offline
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pres: bill clinton
vice pres: me (so i dont have to do shit)
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Old 2001-12-25, 06:01
Sol463 Sol463 is offline
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Messer:>
>>That's the government we should all avoid.<<

Why, because I secretly run everything or because of the people I employ.

RAOVQ:>
>>some of those people are a bit ambitious. they might try to overthrow your happy system. best to use morons.<<

Who said it would be a happy system?

If they all were born under the same nation, at the same period in time and used their ambition in the role that I assigned them, it would be a "glorious" empire.

Though I admit if I dropped them all in out of time and assigned them their roles, I would give it about sixmonths before it toppled in on itself.

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Old 2001-12-25, 17:32
UnclNastyFingerz UnclNastyFingerz is offline
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President: Karl Marx
Vice President: The People
Speaker of the House: Tito
Secretary of Commerce: V.D Lenin
Secretary of Defence: The People
Secretary of State: The People
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Old 2002-01-01, 06:23
Sol463 Sol463 is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by UnclNastyFingerz:
President: Karl Marx
Vice President: The People
Speaker of the House: Tito
Secretary of Commerce: V.D Lenin
Secretary of Defence: The People
Secretary of State: The People



Look at that, your damn communist dream government killed the thread.


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Old 2002-01-01, 19:38
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VA
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Rex Regia and Holy Prophet of the spirit Aura Mainyu: Me
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Old 2002-01-01, 19:41
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VA
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Duke of Mazi-e-Sharif: Dostum
Secretary-General of the Society for the destruction of the North American Insane Asylum for Deformed Monkeys: Me
 #19 
Old 2002-01-02, 01:01
preying mantis preying mantis is offline
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Can i be in charge of pest control?
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Old 2002-01-02, 01:30
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Imperator- Me. Commander of Armed Forces and empowered by Enabling Act
Chief Centurion (New Senate Leader, Id rename the senate to the Century, same 100 man process, more rhetorical flair)- My brother Justin
Chief Advisor- Niccolo Macchievelli
Head of new official Church- Pope Alexander VI
Chief Economic Officer- Someone not good at economics, I want the state to influence the economy, not vice versa. My army would cripple the potential of other nations to rival my economy, so I could do as I pleased.
Chief of Propaganda- Julius Streicher
Head of Federal Teachers Guild- Cornelius Codreanu


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Old 2002-01-02, 08:04
~~COBRA~~ ~~COBRA~~ is offline
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NOW THAT CLONING TECHNOLOGY is advancing, i say we clone truman and drop some fucking bombs.
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Old 2002-01-02, 10:18
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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you know protempore is terminology that comes from the roman senate so your fancy little centurion title comes of as a wee bit stupid. also you don't wan't alexander as pope, he'll kill you.
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Old 2002-01-02, 13:35
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And Streicher will invent lies about you to legitimize your assasination.

[This message has been edited by MesserschmidtBf109 (edited 01-02-2002).]
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Old 2002-01-03, 07:44
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NJ
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Alexander didnt kill the people clearly more powerful than he. Streicher was an interesting character. Protempore sounds gay. Century sounds imposing.
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Old 2002-01-03, 10:10
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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there was no one more powerful than he. Centurion is far to low a rank to be associated with such power. at its very best I will say that it is merly to decadently theatrical to be a good name.

[This message has been edited by Alan Smithee (edited 02-08-2002).]
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Old 2002-01-03, 14:57
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NJ
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Congress would be called the Century. A Centurion is someone in that. Thats a good rank. Stop being a Jew and arguing semantics with me.
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Old 2002-01-04, 06:44
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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Its a stupid comic book like name. I suppose you'de rename the supreme court "the Leauge of justice" and make all the justices wear skin tight lycra products. You are a facist posser, you just like the straight legged walking and the neato helmets. You have such a godawfully tacky sence of theatrics which seems to supercede any sence of decorum you posses.
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Old 2002-01-04, 18:11
Sol463 Sol463 is offline
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I always kinda thought that godawful tacky theatrics was a main part of fascism, but maybe that is just me.
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Old 2002-01-05, 00:40
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Brussels, Belgium
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The Centurion was subordinate to a much younger officer, a Tribune.
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Old 2002-01-05, 06:53
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NJ
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Thanks messer.
Tribune in America has the emotional charge associated with a newspaper. Centurion is associated with power and authority. Semantics are a frivolous irrelevance. Tell a crowd loyal to the Grand Centurion in jack boots that their leader is subordinate to the Tribune. LoL
Youre all being very gay, by the way.
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Old 2002-01-05, 23:11
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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No, you're just being stupid, but it looks the same from where you are.
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Old 2002-02-07, 03:48
MANSONITE999 MANSONITE999 is offline
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unclnasty, i think you mean V.I. Lenin,"d" wasnt his middle initial. And Alexander the Great?I hate him he only controlled the largest army of the time and made the people call him a god. Genghis Khan took a small nomadic tribe and swept through everyone that dared to stand and fight, he'd be infinitly better than alex.
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Old 2002-02-07, 21:59
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VA
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Ghengis Kahn simply conquered, and it benefitted no one. Alexander the Great enabled trade through out his empire, and founded alexandria.
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Old 2002-02-08, 01:14
MANSONITE999 MANSONITE999 is offline
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thats a good point
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Old 2002-02-08, 01:34
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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Alexander was a master of strategy, logistics and tactics. He commonly defeated forces six times his size. If not For his army which wouldn't cross the indus river because they feared the'd never see their homes again it is entirely concievable that the chineese would have been conquered by alexander. The battle of axelarm Is still studied today in military academies.

Ghengis Kahn on the otherhand took a group of nomads more plentiful than Alexanders macedonians, and conquered by the virtue of his tactics; mounted archers with composite bows. These bows are probably the equal of single shot rifles of the civil war; less accurate, slightly shorter range, greater rate of fire. His success relied on the superiority of his weapons. He would have been defeated would he have attacked the brittish in northern france as the long bow was the equivilent of a winchester, Accurate enough to hit a man sized target twenty times in one minute at 300 yards possesing a tip capable of peircing plate armor and wood.
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Old 2002-02-09, 16:54
UnclNastyFingerz UnclNastyFingerz is offline
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Sorry, typo.

I wouldn't want anyone as power hungry as Alexander governing my country.
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Old 2002-02-09, 21:55
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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right I said secratary of defense.
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Old 2002-02-11, 05:47
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VA
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You expect a god to not be power-hungary?
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Old 2002-02-11, 06:37
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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secretary of defence doesn't have enough power to attempt a coup.
 
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