Badly made,acted or tasteless, what are your picks? Movies you like making fun of and like watching.
(Example)
Attack of the killer tomatoes, Plan 9 from outerspace



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Death Machine <---Link.

Howard the Duck

Anything that starts with the words Attack Of...

I watch a lot of B movies.

Cheers,
Lost

Manos, the hands of fate

The Lady or the Tiger. It was a story made into one of the worst movies I've seen in my entire life.

Johnny Mnemonic.
Let it ride.
Excalibur.

Love those movies.

I have Excaliber on DVD, it's not a bad movie...just slightly dated.

Might Ducks 2 - the most cheasiest lines ever.

Peace Renegade,

Either I don't watch bad movies or im weird cause i dont think ive ever seen a movie that I just hate, except Dick, which was not my idea to watch!!

Simon fucking Birtch. Labored to all hell and a terribly unlikable central character. It was so bad me and my girlfriend rented it again when we were drunk just to laugh at it.

I FUCKING HATE HOWARD THE DUCK !!!!

Peace Renegade,

Man simon bircth was cool..... ok not cool.... jus not the worst film ever.
Mother fucking crossroads... That has to be the worst film ive sat trough and watched all of.... I didnt want to see it at all... I went with, at the time, this girl i really wanted to get with, who now is my girlfriend so it worked.
I guess that makes up for seeing it.

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Originally posted by AKO:
Man simon bircth was cool..... ok not cool.... jus not the worst film ever.
Mother fucking crossroads... That has to be the worst film ive sat trough and watched all of.... I didnt want to see it at all... I went with, at the time, this girl i really wanted to get with, who now is my girlfriend so it worked.
I guess that makes up for seeing it.

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Simon Birch was an attempt to add as much plotless cheese and gratuitous emotion into a movie as possible. It was so transparent, you could just feel the artificiality of it. It might have worked if the lead character wasnt one of the most annoying and unlikable shits. The audience was supposed to cry every time he read a bible verse, but instead you just wanted to kick him until he stopped talking.

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any one seen class of nuke em high, its cheesy as hell but fun to watch

^^^^^^ Any Troma Movie Kick Ass!

Tromas based around cheese and crap violence - if you will its the company trademark.

For gods sake a head being smashed is a pumpkin painted.

God yu gotta love em.

Peace Renegade,

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Originally posted by LostCause:
Anything that starts with the words Attack Of...

I watch a lot of B movies.

Cheers,
Lost

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Even Attack Of The Clones? - just thought about it.

Peace Renegade.

Coyote Ugly is a good example. The only good thing is to watch the hot chicks besides that this movie blows.

Troll II.

No trolls ANYWHERE in the movie. The boy on the cover of the American release isn't in the movie. The director has done more porn than horror, and it shows.

Bad Taste
Redneck Zombies

Two very bad good movies.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...

The best bad movies have got to be dubbed over cheap ass japanese slaher films. Like "Kid Kart Shinobi" or "Dragon Man, Fighter For And Sun". They are so funny, even the titles are poorly translated.

Chunk
"You call me sponge, kill you aiiIEEEEE!"
"Suffer my sun light ship man, Yarrr!"

"We Were Soldiers," talk about cheesy. Vietnam was nothing like that. If you've seen the movie (and hate it) remember this line? "Tell my wife, I love her." Then the guy dies. Talk about post 9-11 patriotic shit!

Braindead aka Dead Alive: by the guys that made Lord of the rings, a gory gut & blood filled flick, it's the bloodiest movie I've ever seen.


Evil Dead Series (3 in total, third is called "Army of Darkness"): Starring Bruce Campbell, The first two are cheesy horror, the third is more of an action comedy. The main character is the main inspiration behind Duke Nukem. Lots of one liners and macho stuff. Funny


Aftermath: A short spanish film documenting some nasty necrophelia in a morgue. No dialogue.


Nekromantik: Story about a fucked up couple who get off on dead stuff, but when a decaying corpse enters the relationship the guys wife leaves him for the corpse. Its fucked up.

Gone in 60 Seconds (1974): The original movie that the nicholas cage remake was based on. A millionaire financed, wrote, directed, and starred the lead role. All the actors were stuntmen, no real actors. 40 minute + car chase at the end of the film.

The Junkman: Similar to Gone in 60, but way more cars get smashed up. I think it's something like over 150 vehicles, boats and airplanes smashed.

Kung Pow: This thing is halarious. Footage taken from two 70ies kung fu films, re-edited and some new characters edited in. All the voices are dubbed by a really funny guy. Really a must-see

Henry: Portrait of a serial Killer: Just follows henry the serial killer about his day-to-day life. no moral ending to the story, no conflict resolution. A lot of people dislike this movie.

my favorite "bad" movie is "Dolemite" starring Rudy Ray Moore. it has some of slowest fight sequences in it, you tell the bad guys are waiting for their marks. its has the typical corrupt white cops too. just good old classic funk cinema.

I can't believe no one's mentioned "Fast and the Furious" yet.Talk about cheesey.

"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning." I don't know how he could say that and keep a straight face.

it is a cheesy line but it is true

I am suprised no one has mentioned blood sucking freaks, or I spit on your grave. Both are classice white trash trailerpark
drive in type movies.

I hate The Fast and The Furious - ok the cars are cool and the chicks are hot but the acting and dialogue, well thats just disgusting.

Heres the line that makes me cringe in disgust.

It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car.

Peace Renegade,

death race 5000.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Killer Klowns from Outer Space....classic

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Death Machine <---Link.

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I just bought this on DVD for $9.

Cannibal Holocaust or Cannibal Ferox.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Day of the Dead.
Braindead aka Dead Alive.

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Originally posted by Templeton:
I just bought this on DVD for $9.

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Cool beans.


I few months back I bought Slave of the Cannibal God /aka. 'Mountain of the Cannibal God'" DVD for $7.

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1. Return of the Living Dead {the 2 guys from both flicks in it}
2. Men at work {emilio estevez}
3.They Live {roddy piper}

Leprecaun(SP) lol supercharged trike

there was a really bad good movie on a foreign film channel. i dont know what it was called but its all about sex. i know at one part they go down a slide of cum. If i ever remeber ill tell you but its great.