No posts really in this forum, so I'm starting a come what may, say what you wish topic in the hope that lots of people will post here.

To post in this topic, you must meet the following requirements

(a) own a purple fungus dress and wear it daily

(b)Bow to winki everytime she makes a post and credit me with the word "winkarooned"

(c)Send $1 to Z3m so he can afford to buy that hooker he's always wanted.

(d)own more than 3 braincells

(e)throw your macintosh out the window if you have one

(f)Stroke Jaded's ego because he's so cute when he's all flattered

(g)make any insults totally original and ridiculously funny.

(h)Tell me what your favorite movie of all time is, and why

(i)Kidnap Steven Spielberg and hold him to ransom for all his ridiculous amounts of cash

(j)Spend a week sheep hurdling with Trippy

(k)Spend a week getting drunk and sodomising octopii

(l)Read all of the above instructions, follow them to the letter, and then laugh at how silly you are

(m)Rob a convienence store of all its Payday candy bars

(n)Make up an interesting poem using the letters of your username

(o)play a game of pacman on your computer

(p)chase your significant other if you have one, around the house until they beg for mercy. Those without significant others can chase random strangers, and then apply to Z for money to bail them out of Jail.

(q)Draw a pretty picture and post it on your fridge

(r)Send Matius's friend a bunch of flowers, and say it's from him

(s)turn your computer off for an entire day and go to the park

(t)listen to a song from a totally unrelated genre to what you normally listen to

(u)say the alphabet backwards 3 times, and stand on your head

(v)Buy a can of whipped cream and fire it at people walking past your house

(w)get drunk and steal a policeman

(x)apologise to the policeman and tell him you thought he was a sheep

(y)do the home improvement thing you 've been meaning to do but haven't got around to yet

(z)give me a round of applause for coming up with 26 spurious things to do before you can post here.

whoops

[This message has been edited by winki (edited 08-06-2000).]

Oh Suzie. Are you trying to seduce me?

I suppose thats one way to look at it.

It's definitely an interesting tactic to seduce someone, buy them a hooker....

woohoo i qualify for #s d&m maybee more!oh wait those arent numbers
24 more and i can post in this topic!!! wee.........err oh wait why am i posting in this topic if i cant post in this topic? oh no!!!! im posting in the topic.

oh yea send me $1 so i can have some money

ima try # w

a) No.... sorry.
b) YES! I QUALIFY!
c) Nope. I won't be able to afford my own hooker
d) YES! I QUALIFY!
e) Don't have one, dang.
f) Never stroked his ego, but I stroked his... uhhh.. nothing
g) I'd hate to be you if I were me.
h) Lock Stock, cause it's HILARIOUS
i) Nah, I'd be too tempted to kill him
j) Does being me count as being with me?
k) Sorry, couldn't find their anus's
l) Nope. Too much effort.
m) Don't make Payday in Australia
n) Trippin out
Rippin it
Iced Coffee
Poontang
Popsicles
Yemen is a god
_=_=_=_
Marry me winki
Can't you see I'm pining
Guarding my insecurity
Eternally....
Eternally....
o) Don't have pacman.
p) Z... please, I'm broke
q) Already did
r) No, florists are evil
s) I'll turn it off, but no way will I go to a park
t)The Tarantella ROCKS!!!!
u)No. That'd be silly
v)Is silly string okay?
w) i already have three, and they're starting to smell
x) I did that, but they're all still dead
y) finally towed that dead camel outta my house
z) YES!!!! I QUALIFY!


we love ya suz.

Being you does not count as being with you.

You now have to go find a friend, name him Trippy, and go sheep hurdling with him.

Oh and silly string is ok. Leaves more whipped cream for other nefarious purposes and strawberry daquiris.

Oh, and on the topic of kinky sex, a quick question for the resident dominatrix. What do you do if somebody cuts their scrotum and starts bleeding?

punish him for being stupid and clumsy
then reward him REAL good for trying
be sure to help him next time and see to it he practices every day until seeking perfection in the smoothness is a habit

were you talking to me?

depends how much they're bleeding.

so I have to stroke myself to post here??

yep.