Before I begin, you should all know that I am deadly serious

This post is meant for those of you living in Britain. If you do indeed live in Britain, I urge you to get out now!

Now, for the last few years, many people will not have been aware of the rising price of bread, and even if you were, you most likely out it down to inflation after 9/11.
However, I dug a litle deeper, and have discovered the horrible truth.

The price of bread is not rising because of inflation, no no. The Governmnet picked it because it provided the perfect cover to make some extra money. Now, the extra money being skimmed off, is being used to create a weapon of mass destruction. A weapon the likes of which no-one has ever seen before!
The Government (which by the way is not under Bush or Blair control. Both America and Britain are under Thatcher's control) has built a giant metal fish. Yes, a fish. This fish is about to tear through the country and devour everyone in sight, leaving the whole of Britain open for Venusian colonistaion.

Now I urge you, run. Get out. Flee for a faraway land (I advise China). It is too late for me, I already know too much.

odd :s

bread bomb?

I trust that since hardly anyone has replied, you are all running for your lives.

YOU AIN'T FAR ENOUGH....KEEP RUNNING!!!!!

very funny

i don't get it, if britan had a giant fish, why would you want to flee britan?

Can't....moderate....forum....

What a stupid question.

You would want to flee the giant fish because it will terrorise you and your family...honestly!

AND IF YOU'RE STILL TYPING THEN YOU AIN'T RUNNING!!!!

Fuck i like bread... and fish 2 hmmmmmm little
piggy lol

you are fucking stupid if you think that the british government is raising the price of bread to make a giant fish think of how much money it would take to make a giant fish they would have to raise the price of bread by $100. get a life.

Dangerous,

Lighten up bud. Put on your jogging shoes and get with the program.

Nox

i suppose your one of those people that think diet coke makes you go crazy later in life

I see that there are some doubters as to the gravity of this situation.
I cant actually be arsed remebering who it was that said that the Government would have to have to raise the price of bread by �100, but they are wrong. The bread companies are spending less on making bread and spending more in tax. This tax, when you add it up equals millions of pounds a year.
Anyway, I have news of the fish situation........

The fish that Thatcher and her cohorts have in their control is actually the third prototype that they have built. I call it 'Mackerel MK III'. They are building an army of these giant fish, and will nleash them on Britain, I believe, sometime in 2005.....more news later.

What's next?

Killer rabbits?

(smirk)

HAMPSTERS, LEMMINGS, and CHIPMUNKS...O My!

*Nox gets started again*

*Thanks loyal for the reminder*

WORLD BEWARE! VICIOUS FOREST CRITTERS DESERVING OF DEATH ARE SEEKING TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!!

WARNING, WARNING, DANGER, DANGER

Nox

Killer rabbits eh..... Be careful what you wish for.

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Originally posted by loyal_limpet:
The fish... ...is actually the third prototype that they have built. I call it 'Mackerel MK III'

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Ha ha ha, Mackerel MK III

"They are building an army of these giant fish, and will nleash them on Britain,"

wouldn't they unleash them on, you know, somewhere that they don't live? like another country. anyway, a giant metal fish isn't that scary, i mean keep away from the sea and youd be right, its not like your not going to miss it in your sink.

and coming into winter, who is going to be swiming in britan?

'only mad dogs and englishmen'

How can you be so blind as to not beleive this? Of course this is true, its so crazy the govt. know that ppl will not beleive it until the mother of all foul smelling fish is eating your sisters torso!

Fallen Seraph is completely right. The metal fish dont swim in water. They walk on their tails. Do you honestly expect normal people to expect that? Of course not. And the reason that Thatcher is releasing them on Britain is because she is a Venusian as well......

makes sense to me, we are all doomed!!!, well, not me cause im in australia, but the english are pretty well fucked.

my commiserations.

No-one is safe.
Britain is only the first wave.
Next America will fall, then major European countries, then Asia....in fact, ironically, the safest place to be right now is probably Iraq!!

The final irony in life is death...

thats why everyone (secretly) is trying to oust saddam, all the international critisism is a coverup to make it look more real. He's one of the few world leaders that has (had?) enough power to question the world corporations and their constant struggle of world domination (not that he is any better but for the most part that is the case)

As for Bread, they were a good song group.

as for wheat, well thats a different story, recent droughts will increase the cost by exponants if we are not careful. is the government really raising the prices of foods, more like they are increasing the fundamentals of living and along with it is bread.

I live in the U.S. so i am not really too aware of what is happening in Britain (I really do try to keep up but information is difficult to discern intranationally, let alone internationally)

Bread is constantly bought and is one of the first things to increase in price, along with milk and meat. They try to keep Gasoline down though, so lets analyize this.

A gallon of milk costs more than a gallan of petro gas.

A loaf of bread will soon cost more than a gallan of petro gas.

Any amount of meat (from a deli) costs more than a gallon of gas.

Foodstuffs that are processed, homogonized, and slaughtered in teh countries that they are grown and gathered in cost more than natural resources that come from international trade primarly from a land with enough hatred of the us to drown us in angst.

***URGENCY BUMP***

OK... OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM.. THERE IS ONLY ONE OBVIOUS SOLUTION.... WE NEED TO START PRODUCTION..... ON A GIANT METAL CAT. IT IS OUR ONLY HOPE
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IVE PREPARED A ROUGH DRAFT
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