Mr. Clean, the mod of the drug forum, seems to have quite a fan following. The following incidents are strange occurences involving these out of control Mr. Clean fans:

1. There's a french guy on the Undernet IRC server who occasionaly steals Mr. Clean's IRC nick, Mr_Clean. Who would have thought?
   
   
2. I have seen bots imitate Mr. Clean on #totse on IRC at least twice. Once, it was pretty damn good. I thought he was human for a while.
   
   
3. There's a cleaning product named Mr. Clean. The mascot looks a lot like Patrick Stewart Stewart on steriods.
   

So, what does all this mean? Is Patrick Stewart hiring french robots to sell steriods under the guise of Mr. Clean?

...Probably.

The other Mr_Clean on undernet is a french-canadian. I'd assume that he speaks english cuz he wrote "fuck u that's my real name" under user name a while back...also he likes to insult ppl in french (apparently). He's been using the nick MrClean for the last couple of days too.

As for the Cleanbots they were setup by Patrick Stewart in my opinion. Most likely, Patrick Stewart's motive is that he wants to be just like Mr_Clean and know all about making your own drugs. Between the feds (tracking him), the french canadian, and Patrick Stewarts army of evil robots..I'd fear for my life I were Mr_Clean.

[This message has been edited by fatalError (edited 10-06-2000).]

There's a guy from haitit that has my name.

Yeah, but the Bongman Household Cleaning Product isn't all-purpose, it just get's that awful smell off your clothes.

Though, the Bongman mascot does look kinda like Cheech...

People want to be like me? scary huh... actually i couldnt imagine why anyone would want to be me.. \


Clean

Perhaps a nasty letter to Patrick Stewart will get this whole thing cleared up.

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