every president that has been elected on a year that ends with a zero has been shot! that means that gore or bush is probably gonna get shot!

Yes! But Gore will just have to be shut down for a while while he's being repaired.

It also may be intresting to note that every one of them, except Regan, was killed by the shooting.

Lucky bastard, Reagan. He should have been shot on his innaguration day. And I know I misspelled that word, so don't bother pointing that out.

Regan was also the only one with a bulletproof vest on.

Harding wasnt shot nor was FDR, but they did bouth die durring their time as president.

> > >Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
> > > John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
> > >
> > > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
> > > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
> > > The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
> > >
> > > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
> > > Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
> > >
> > > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
> > > Both Presidents were shot in the head.
> > >
> > > Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
> > > Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
> > >
> > > Both were assassinated by Southerners.
> > > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
> > >
> > > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
> > > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
> > >
> > > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
> > > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
> > >
> > > Both assassins were known by their three names.
> > > Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
> > >
> > > Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
> > > Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln.'
> > >
> > > Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
> > > Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
> > > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
> > >
> > > And here's the kicker.
> > > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
> > > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

lincolns secratary told him not to go to the theatre
Kennedy's secratary told him not to go to dallas

ah thats freaky....

el privo

Booth was cuaght/killed in a barn.

Bongman, what do you use a barn for???

SUDDENLY, THE MAN WHO ALWAYS ANSWERS QUESTIONS BEFORE ANYONE ESLE CAN POPS IN:
I house wares in it.

Does that make it a warehouse?

Don't get all literal with me. Besides, he was killed just as he ran out of the burning barn.

I'll get as literal as I damn well please

im a republican, but i want gore to win, just to see him die. but with the presidential security now a days, it probably wont happen

[This message has been edited by Kanibus (edited 09-03-2000).]

with a name like kanibus shouldn't you be a libertarian.

well, i have to take a side. anyways, democrats, are more liberal in my opinion(plus bush sniffs crack; can we say legalization)

*spits*

I registered Republican so they would think I'm on their side...

<--- Can't vote, and if could would scrath in "Leave the Office Vacant."

so, age or felony conviction?

In Russia, there is a space to vote for no one

[This message has been edited by Evil_Mastermind (edited 09-06-2000).]

I didn't say how I voted, just how I registered. ;-p

I can vote and do vote but only for the issues and public offices...There is soooo much bullshit in high-end politics the positions are being bought and sold...It's all the same...As I quote George Carlin "Garbage In, Garbage Out."

It's not worth my trouble to punch the card for them. I do hate Al Gore, I was trying the Jedi mind trick to his jet the other day when he visited here. I saw his jet on the airport tarmac, but the mind trick didn't work. The secret service must have defenses against that.

[This message has been edited by cLoWn_uNiT (edited 09-07-2000).]

Of course the do. The thought screen helmet protects against jedi mind tricks as well as alien thought beams.