I'm starting to think that maybe the deaf are conspiring against the hearing world. At first it sounds crazy, sure, but look at the facts.

The deaf can communicate with each through means which others can't. They could send encoded messages in Close Captioned TV programs, where every other letter eventually spells out a message or something. That's probably why CC doesn't always follow what the characters are really saying.

The deaf also have TDD. They can have a phone number appear in the Close Captioning at times when others may not be watching, i.e. during Teletubbies. If a hearing person calls this number, all he'll get is a bunch of shit. But, a deaf person's TDD translates the beepy shit into secret messages.

My final message, if your deaf, and you post something contridicting this, then ask yourself why all the other deaf people keep asking you why you always "miss the meetings."

It's time to sterilize all the disabled, becuase this must stop!

hey..... now you've wounded me...

your disabled?

is it that metal knee you talked about in german in the insult me topic?

yeah dude, read the "modern day frankenstein" topic in the technophiliacs thingy. it is well documented. its a titanium/cobolt alloy. its great. i decked some dumb kid who tought he was in a gang. he couldn't stand up to the local cripple
it left a nasty mark.

cool.

there's something obscurely ironic ans satisfying about that.

No, ironic would be if he kneed the guy.

hehe actually what i did, (most of the muscle in my leg (in the femur portion) as atrophed and u burned that up walking. but, what i did do: i stood on my right leg (my good one. i have some INSANE balance on that leg.) and held my left leg like a baseball bat. i hopped up to the guy when he was trying to get up, and smacked him in the face with my leg. he sprawled on the pavement. i got an icky blood stain on my camoflauge trousers though... it sucked. but it was cool at the same time. the next day, i walked around school with a a white out message written on my pants: Kenny's face was here. i am a very pugnacios kinda guy. but not really.

of the many circles of friends i am in, everyone likes me. most people have a person in the group that they just don't like, but they will put up with them. but they all like me. i feel special!!!

but i'm not... im not a moderator like you guys... i wanna look smug too...

I never got to ride the pony!!!!! *runs off to his closet to sob for an hour*

Hey... Bar Room, we're the only regs in this string...

(Door and windows slam shut and lock)

Shit, we're trapped!

hmmm....


anyone up for some regular chow mein?

chow mein is the best thing to come out of china since gun powder.

According to some allege I've heard, the Chinesse invented pizza, which, in my opinion, is better than gun powder.

dude. my folks took me out for my birthday celebration. i had sushi and habachi chicken. habachi chefs are the deal!! ours was hillarious.

but i will be outta town for a week. im gonna miss you guys...and the board ... but i'll be back in a week. its the camp thing that i talked about in the practical jokes thread. the cancer patient camp. good lotta kids. but anyway, i gotta finish packing.

me,
Bar room hero

by the way, i am back. from camp.

So, there's the scapegoat I've been looking for.

wb Barroom.. btw, did you beat the 'weapons' in FF7 yet? Did my tips help?