Last week when I woke up and all of my underwear were gone. Sense that happen I have bought 10 more pairs of underwear. But when I woke up this morning I found I have no more underwear. But this time I found a note that said... "We are the government and we have your underwear... HA.... HA.... HA�
What do they want with my underwear?

Same thing happened to me a while ago. It turned out it was just my girlfriend sneaking into my house an stealing my laundry for several hours, upon which it was returned to me clean. Doh...

[This message has been edited by xengoreth (edited 08-08-2000).]

Yeah but your girlfriend was being nice. This is the goverment and everybody knows the goverment is EVIL!!!!

You're right about that... she can be evil sometimes, but nowhere in the same league as any government...

the government is attempting to clone your genitals for biological warfare purposes.

In this case, size does matter. Who wouldn't be scared at the sight of 30 feet long crawling penis, spitting nerve gas every 45 sec?

I think they just need brown and yellow linens for their camouflage. They're on a budget.

Boxers or Briefs?

Steal underwear --> ? --> Profit, that's how they can afford stealth bombers.

The end of the equation is always profit with these guys, dude. It's what's in the middle that we care about because that's the conspiracy.

its a south park reference.

where originality is lacking, creativity is nowhere to be found.

My ass is full of spiders.

What you need to do is make all your underwear out of purple and green spotted polyester.That way they can't track you with their satellites.Then they will never know where your underwear is.

[This message has been edited by Nemesis (edited 10-07-2000).]

I think its Tweek`s gnomes....

but which ass is more powerful the spider ass or the fungal ass?

Maybe those ass spider's stole Adam's underwear and blamed the government.

No. I probably would have noticed.

The Government has stolen my underwear once, and I have yet to find out why. I went into surgery at the Riddle Hospital in Media, PA wearing underwear, and when I came out it was gone. I never asked who took it, and why, but I still wonder about it....I was getting surgery on my foot. Which does not involve going anywhere above my knee....hmmm....I ask people often what they would want with my underwear...

I still think it's the ass spiders. They're a tricky bunch.

Why are you winking?

Do you know something I don't know?

I dont think the spiders acted alone, I think the fungus had some role in this.