WAYS TO RAPE THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE SO THAT NOONE GETS IN TROUBLE FOR IT. ISN'T THAT THE WAY THEY DO IT TO US?

send them mail with your capslock on

Yea...but theres got to be a real good way. I mean all the screwing those fat bastards do to us, you would think they got a gaping hole just waiting for our entry. I just need to find that G spot baby!


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As long as we're using metaphors, what you gotta do is do it inpersonally. Find the biggest dildo you can, and send it ramming up the governments anus.

That's it. That gargantuan dildo of red, white, and blue colors. With stars in a swirl pattern like a barber shops sign at 3 o'clock. Running in spiral formation from the base of the shaft to the tip and reads "Confidential File". Below the stars, microscopic print describes the various techniques of gubernmentrape and includes speed at which it is to be administered. Keeping in mind the amount of time and effort that has gone into the construction their multiple headed Peeparapa 2000, delicate positioning and stroking over an extendeed period of time is needed to subdue this nymphomaniac. Treat her with some respect and give the whore what she asks for.


Please refer back to my original statement.

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My ass hurts.

MY GOD! Is that the best answer available for this question?! "My ass hurts." No Wonder This Shit Has Been Going On For Better Than 80 Years! Sounds like some lazy bafoon dumbfounded by the inclination of anything different than sitting on his ass! "My ass hurts"

I understand the probability is high as to the comment refering to the multiple headed peeparapa 2000. Enduring that much activity in certain areas is able to be considered as high risk for multiple cranial defects as a result of the extreme amount of time and pressure and the nature of their environment. These individuals should classify themselves as "less thans" and furthermore should restrain themselves, if possible to any unnecessary and misleading comments. Thank you.

Oh sorry. What I meant to say was, "You aren't witty and your posts are tiresome at best."

And stop looking at my penis.

if you cant figure it out I wont tell you...

Convince the idiots on Backyard Ballistics to blow up a post office.

Big Deal, like a #3wcurly fries and sprite
only hold the line, sucker...

besides you can't rape the willing
nimbus dork...your what hurts?
pity

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Hey rubble, what's going on with you and the hamburgler?

I don't agree with everything here, but nonetheless:

Ways to begin gutting capitalism from "Strategy for Revolution" -- an enlightening read overall as well.

As is often the case, criticism is easier and better done than creation:

Strategies NOT to use from the same text.

And here is the Strategy for Revolution main index for anyone interested.

I don't have any desire to join or start a commune, but it was still a very intresting article.

You people are getting mahoganey from posting about dildos arn't you ? Some of the eggs at BYB are sour but not all, not their fault either they've just been subject to misinformation. One of the best things is keep doing what your doing just being here and talking is a good start.

If you rape the government the little people just suffer more. C-4'ing city hall would be a start though.

Or, you could just dress up a guy in an Uncle Sam suit and have someone jump him in a parking lot.

order the government a few drinks and when it gets a bit tipsy put a mickey in its drink.

WOW! Those are some great one liners. POKE! BTW, nice look enigma. Mabye suzygirl will come back now.

Blow up the statue of liberty, now that would be cool.

Three ways to rape the Government (and the citizens).

Get Rich, lie and manipulate your way up to influence.

Join one of the two political parties and lie and manipulate your way up to influence

Get elected, lie and manipulate your way up to influence.

Those are three ways that work.

sg

Sure you couldn't get to some level of influence honestly?

Hey man, Im one of those "Idiots" from backyard ballistics, and if enough people wreak havoc and anarchy big brother will come down! So start snipping phone lines and throwing bricks through windows, and let teh anarchy begin! Bombs arent that hard to make, even big ones! Get yourself a ton of fertilizer, a couple hundred gallons of diesel and make up some blasting caps and you are now capable of mass destruction! Tap as many phone conversations as you can, and phreak with phone operators. Many small dildos up the goverments ass eventually builds up to one huge one!!!!!

if u want to know the best way to rape the government it is to sneak up on him in a dark ally and get him up the ass ya that`ll do it and then stick a sticker on his ass that i `ve been raped

Would this country still be the same great country if everyone threw bricks thorugh each other's windows and tapped their neighbor's phone?