I'm not sure how plugged in the rest of you are to this (pun intended0 but be afraid my motherfuckers, be very afraid. This is an old one I saved, but never thought to post until now.
http://cnn.com/1999/TECH/ptech/12/20/implant.device/index.html

That's fucking crazy...

o.k.

something wicked this way comes ?

well, no offense Eldritch, but its a pretty "old Hat" - the US Gov. is on that trail for a fucking long time, already back in the 50-60'ies, but they were ab. Egg size and were implanted in u'r armpit, where - as u know - is quiet a lot of space for implants

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None taken, but that was on the CN fucking N website. Public, open, whatever. And nobody cares. I hate that. Did you read the part about ecommerce?

ya - sadly - and it gettin' worse, trust me, i've read things that are comming up in the 'life of the common folks' that'd scare the shit out of ya

George Orwel's "1984" is a childs faery-tale book against that

u know its always the subtle things of changes....


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It's worse than that. See:
http://www.sfbg.com/nessie/

so....i was wondering how the fuck do they catch me so quick everytime i do something illegal....and this weird ticking...left side of my chest.....

FURBY cute little fuzzy childs toy?, or Chinese spy?

Furby that cute loveable toy we take to the office is actually a satellite enabled listening, GPS, and mind control device aimed at keeping an eye on our children. All for the one time low price of $29.95
Oh and don't leave out pokemon the day pokemon premeired on japanese television 200 children under the age of 13 fell into epileptic siezures

Naomi, I just had some kind of hallucination, are the nanomachines functioning properly?

Yes snake, the nanomachines are functioning properly..........blah...........

I do know one thing, if I got stolen, I'd wish I had a lil newfangled GPS transmitter thingy under my skin. We have a GPS......its neat.

I never knew the mark of the beast would be so techy.

well how do you know that we havent been getting implants at birth for many years now?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, my head just exploded

A little Windex will get those bits of spattered brain of your computer monitor in a breeze.