k id like some good distactions for store clerks becuz they start to catch on the the obvious shit and actin crazy draws to much attention, any suggestions?

i take it you plan on shoplifting while they are distratcted?

how is the store layed out? how many employees are in the store at the time you plan on executing your mission? what are they doing? are there security devices installed? are there cameras in place? are the being monitored? do they record? finding out as much about the store, its layout, its security, and its employees is the first thing you shoudl always do when planning a shoplifting plan. if you make your plans when you get to the store you will most likly be caught.

get a few of your friends (enough to have all workers talking) to go in the store every few minutes and ask for help on something. When the clerk is talking just pocket the shit.
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I don't know whether it was real or not but a while back in the local Safeway two guys started up a loud argument and got everyones attention. Heres a rough quide to what they said:

Guy 1: [shouts] I'm Gay If you like it or not!
Guy 2: [shouts] No brother of mines going to be gay! [punches guy 1 in face and guy 1 falls over]
*Staff go to help guy 1*
Guy 2: [shouts] Yeah, take that you cock sucking, fudge packing faggot!
*Guy 2 storms out*
Guy 1: [starts sobbing] I can't believe he did that.

Now that sure as hell distracted me and come to think of it, it may have been a distraction because it happened in the media aisle (cds, dvds, consoles, games etc).

-Chunk

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LOL!!!!! That is funny as hell if that really did happen!!!!!! I wish I could have seen that.

Light something on fire, smoke bombs, stink bombs, unleash a pack of rabid hounds....

jackallen, i do so many places for shoplifting that ive memorised the layouts for all of them, but what i meant was they start to catch on to the same things after a while. hey that gay brother thing was a good idea thanks for the suggestion

"Light something on fire, smoke bombs, stink bombs, unleash a pack of rabid hounds...." maybe for a cheapass place like wallmart but i dont want to do too much damage to the good stores cuz i want to come back without waiting for this crappy town to do some repairs

Pretend to be blind and drop something

bring a friend. have him start screaming and drop to the ground doing the funky chicken. even better if he actually has epilepsy.

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or just have the freind ask him questions about a product as you steal stuff...

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Pretend to be blind and drop something

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Yeah, like your trousers and boxers. That should create a good distraction- especially if you are hung like a plankton.

-Chunk

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Originally posted by Chunkmiester:
it may have been a distraction because it happened in the media aisle (cds, dvds, consoles, games etc).

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Wait... they have that sort of thing at SAFEWAY? Jeez, the Safeway stores around here just have food.

Anyway, any type of staged dramatic event -- preferably with props -- will certainly distract people.

light a firework and have someone pass out.

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Jeez, the Safeway stores around here just have food.

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Note that we live on opposite sides of the atlantic ocean, and forgive my geography, but i believe you also live on the far west side of North America- therefore it is likely that the shops would be (at the least) slightly different.

-Chunk

ive never even seen a safeway store

======plan ahead ====== have a friend dress in some grubby clothes ,worn shoes , dirty shirt, etc. & oversize coat 0r back pack to wear in store..
this friend/decoy enters store before u
and acts suspicious drawing attention to self& get employees attentioin. while employees are distracted you have an oppurtunity to take shit. this works well in small dept.and clothing stores .. you can also have decoy exit store with tag alarm in pocket.when alarm sounds employees will assume something was stolen and investigate .. it will give u a good chance to walk out store

okay, well, occasionally, they will have good items such as phillys,blacks, dutchies..etc. right near the counter (such as in the texico in aberdeen, MD), you have like 4 people go in, then act like your not from around there, have three of them go up and all stand infront of the counter(so he cant see you really good) and ask him directions too somewhere close, but not too close. start stuffing stuff into your pockets and enjoy!

lots of fire

Gas Stations and convenience stores are easy to do. Because the clerk in these stores has a commanding view of the outside of the store, just get 2 friends (who aren't afraid to ding their cars up a bit) and have them fake a car accident. The clerk will probably go outside to see if everyone is ok, or they will be to busy watching the wreck to notice that someone is taking stuff.

IS it really worth damaging your car to steal petty shit from a gas stationn?,,,candy ,,gum,,soda etc.

Pretend to fall down on something and scream in agony.

Tip: scream this word...lawsuit.

And use props like fake blood oozing out of your mouth.

Do it like in the 'Been Caught Stealing' video... oh wait, that's probably before you were born. Good song though.

in a store get a friend who looks like he might pass for a retard to walk around the store while making weird noises screaming every once in a while and stuff like that everyone in the store will be watching him then make him start a tantrum throught the place like sitting and screaming knocking things off shelfs. now heres the fun part pretend to be the helpful shopper and pick up the stuff hes throing everywhre to put away and pack it!!!