i posted a topic a while back(november) bout sum dickheads running the school, i wanted a cheap but effective revenge method, i thought should i post detailed info on them eg name , numba, adress ect on chat sites forms,like this 1, or chat rooms
i am also planning a paint bomb , writing his name in red paint on the drive way , paint a schwasticer ( the nazie symble) on his front door ( he lives if a jewish nehbour hood) then a few dozen eggs and sum bottle rockets though the windows, ne thin else i should do?
cyonide olive

dont get revenge through actions and violence, but mentally. outsmart him. make him think hes going crazy.

SAve your eggs. Paint them red and put them everywhere he goes. Then start throwing them at his house. Throw 2 one day, then 4 the next, then wait two days and let the whole carton out.

If you do't feel like buying 40 dollars worth in eggs (Just make an omlette), you can always total ly fuck him over. PIck a date, about a month from now. Here's what you do.

1. Find the kids that he bullies. ASk them if they want to get 'revenge on a new scale'. If they're in with you, have them come with you and raise money for your big day.

2. Buy a pack of bottle rockets. Get a few wiffle ball bats. You can slide the stick on the bottl erocket through the small hoole at the end of the wiffle ball bat and aim them around. Practise until you've got a good shot.

3. Get 2 dozen eggs, and put them in a bucket. Add Flour and some paint of your choice. Mix balogni with water in a blender and make a balogni smoothie. Add flour .Mix that all togethor in the bucket and pour it on his front door/doorstep.

4. Get a 55 gallon drum. You can steal one from a beach if you live by one, or just go to a home depot. Fill it with water. Pour powdered milk into it and mix it with the end of a broomstick. POur this in his yard.

5. Go to AmericanCricketRanch.com and order 10,000 2-4 week old crickets. Let them loose in his yard. You can also order mealworms, waxworms and kingworms.

6. When you paint the nazi signs, make sure they are in a noticabel area. Paint 187 all over his car.

7. Be silent. Obviously, you would paint stuff before you dump powdered milk on his lawn. Try to make a plan of what you're going to do. If you can get a police scanner, get one and make sure you listen to it while executing your mission.

8. BE cautious. Wear rubber gloves with everything. If someone asks why you're buying eggs, say you are baking cakes for the school bake sale. TEll them you need powdered milk to donat eto the salvation army.

9. Make sure your friends will stay loyal. Its better to have two friends with you rather then 10 who will blab.

10. Take pictures. I would love to see the place after you do it.


be careful! HAve fun!

Just a couple of personal ideas, not all that good but ideas none the less:

(1)Put something in the muffler of his car. this gives you some creative merit. Go clasic with potatos or tampons, or do something new like sticking popcorn and hot oil in there (if he has one of those big mufflers) or just use plyers to close it off all together.

(2)If you think you can get away with it, burn a swastica in his front yard, im sure the nabors will love it....

(3)You can "ass" his house. This is the act of smearing crap all over anything and its pretty nasty, not something I would want done to me.

(4)If his naborhood is one of those ones where everyone has little flamingos and stuff in their front yards, take everything out of all the yards on his block and stick it on his.

Well thats my crappy ideas, good luck with that loser (Iwould also like to see some pics, sounds amusing)

I thought I was the only one who wanted to smear crap all over peoples houses! sweet!


Dont clog the muffler, it can kill them.

If you dont get queasy, buy a live chicken and slaughter it on his doorstep. Nice and messy like. Drink like 7 glasses of water before you go. Piss all over. Drink some laxative (That crap tastes good! like sour jolly ranchers!) and do some super crappage all over.

OR

find a big bucket and a spot in the woods. Every time you or one of your friends has to crap or piss, use the bucket. In a month or so you should have a fairly potent bucket of waste. GET A LID! Then go to his house, pour it all over the porch and everything. Break the sunroof window on his car or just use a slimjim and put it in the car, the mailbox, on his cat, anything.

OR

build some sort of trebuchet or catapult and use it to launch crap in the general direction of his house.

NOTE: Most of these things would probably warrant a deep police investigation.

you could get a nice fresh dog shit. wrap it in newspaper and set it alight on his doorstep then knock on the door.
best do this at night

It's spelled 'Swastika' and they're 'National Socialists' not 'Nazis'

this "operation" will most probably b done before the 29th of JAN ( when I go bak 2 school!)i will take sum b4 and after pics and make a quick geocities site
i will post the adress in the form sum time called sumthin like "revenge on a new scale PICS!!!"
i will do the WORKS eggs,paint,crap,piss,rockets!!
i have started 2 send threatining email 2 them + saying things like"i have put ure adresses+fone numbas on a gay fone sex website" ect... until one day they hit me .
THEN ALL HELL BRAKES LOOSE!
lots of nice pics

where about in sydney do u live? i live at eastlakes

i live in castle hill
i neva heard of eastlakes near CBD?

[QUOTE]i live in castle hill
i neva heard of eastlakes near CBD?[QUOTE]

CBD?

eastlakes is near the airport.....wats your name and wat grade r u in...i know some ppl at castle hill

Swastikas are all well and good, but here are some personal ideas.

1: If there are lots of birds near his house, (pidgeons, ect...), make many piles of UNCOOKED rice. The rice expands in the pidgeon's stomach, and then he has rotting things all over.

2: If he has a pool, clog his filter, put holes in the cover, remove the chlorine tank and if possible, turn up the heat.

3: Put a lot of epoxy in his car door handles.

4: If they go on vacation, then its time to strike. Break in, mess with his fuse box (turn master power off and use gloves), disconnect his phone, ect.... Leave the master power off. Have fun with spraypaint, clog a sink on the top level and turn it on. Open the toilet tanks, and cut off the rubber ball on the end of the lever. Flush the toilet, and it should overflow. Happy hunting!

My advice? Go back to school and spend a little extra time studying. You don't get very far in revenge when you're illiterate.

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Originally posted by Garrison:
My advice? Go back to school and spend a little extra time studying. You don't get very far in revenge when you're illiterate.

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Good point. You really should focus on learning, being sucessful, ect... rather than petty revenge.... who knows, if you have enough money the mafia can do anything....