when you go to wal mart or k mart or where ever go to the electronics because thats easiest place take the security tag and put it on someones back or where they cant see it then when they walk out they will set off the alarm and security guards will come out and start searching them it allso works with some barcode items that can be peeled of so know you know have fun with it and merry (insert your holiday here)

...Christmas

One time I went to the bike section and put on a helmet and was riding a kids bike around the store making race car noises... when the manager stopped me he asked me why I was riding the bike and I said, sounding retarded, "Well I wanted to go around the store faster!" Then he said, "Well why did you take ahelmet out of the box and start wearing it?" In a retarded voice again, I replied "Well I didnt wanna hit my head if i fell or cwashed in the ground!"

haha one time i was at a gardening place and i REEALLY had to piss but there was no bathroom so i started takeing a leak in the flowers ( behing some trees for sale ) and an employee just so happened to walk back there and catch me. kindof embarrassing.

hahahaha lmfao nagaal or whatever, what did the manager say to you after you said about the helmet.

One time I was in walmart and these rednecks were in the place trying to buy ammo for their 308 with food stamps. That was really funny.

i really wish there was k-marts in england all of those styories sound funny. specially the rednecksa

Walk around every section for a while and don't really put anything in your cart. That should get the attention of the loss prevention people. They will start following you and they aren't very sneaky. Start putting stuff into your pocket and make them follow you around all night. They can't do anything until you get past the registers and start heading out the door. Just fuck with them all night, it gets to be pretty funny.

I like to just walk aorund and fill up shopping carts, then I leave them all over the store. It's a simple thing and kind of immature. But it makes me happy knowing that it costs them money to pay someone to walk around putting shit back up.

I also walk around moving items and messing up their shelves. They will put up with alot of shit before they ask you to leave.

I also tried the bike riding thing. I had a hard time with the freshly waxed floors and almost ended up killing myself. Maybe I should have worn the helmet.

Try walking around in the back of the store. Not too many people will give you a second glance. I have a friend that started moving pallets with the forklift. He only got caught because he didn't have a hard hat on.

As you can tell it's boring here. Maybe I should get a life.

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Originally posted by rlpinca:
Walk around every section for a while and don't really put anything in your cart. That should get the attention of the loss prevention people. They will start following you and they aren't very sneaky. Start putting stuff into your pocket and make them follow you around all night. They can't do anything until you get past the registers and start heading out the door. Just fuck with them all night, it gets to be pretty funny.

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Those basterds caught me and my friends stealing, that suck. However to get revenge we are planning to go back and do something like this.

Hit around the midnight shift change, when the place is almost empty. Root through the garbage cans outfront. Find receipts for products worth a decent amount of money. Stuff it in your pocket. Go pull the item off of the shelf, and take it up to the customer service desk. Get a cash refund. Some girl I know made about $80 that night.

Once I made up a story of something i did at a k-mart to piss people off.

If you are around a 24 hour Walmart, go in there after midnight. The people that are there are busy stocking and buffing and aren't interested in what you do. You can do pretty much what you want when nobody is paying attention.

sneaking in the back and playing with the forklift....that sounds fun, but i have been having trouble finding the entrance to this place from the store. it seems that the door always have two or three walmart workers nearby.

Very intelligent post. How long did it take you to think of that? Cheep thrills. Funny possibly when stoned out of your mind.

-kick ass

i was at wal mart and they have these blood pressure testers you sit and stick your arm in, but once my friend put a king size bag of m&m's in it and pushed the testing button and it slowly started squeezing the bag and later bursted leaving dozens of m&m's all over the floor. Once i was at a Ralphs and i threw a football like 10 aisles away and i herd it hit a shopping cart and someguy yelling HEYYYYYYYY

Here in australia we have k-mart (not a wal-mart though) and its not really a store you can fuck round in, well.........you can but there is better....

We have these povo bargain stores (go-lo, clints crazy bargains etc..) were you can run a fucking muck...its so much fun!

My mate went in there once and opened up all these toys and threw them all over the place, leaned on shelves on cd-rs...crashing them down, also doing something like what "Mr CrEEP" said, throwing a plastic soccer ball at the workers over the aisles!!!

funny stuff

Go into Wal-Mart or K-Mart wearing mismatched clothing or pajamas. Immediately grab a basket as you walk in the front door, then proceed to pick up peculiar items and place them in your basket. Don't do this in any sort of logical order by department. Make it seem as if you are picking up things as you think of them, and that you are in a hurry, but don't want to forget anything.

Suggested item combinations:

A Large Trashbags, Hammer, Shovel, Rope (or chain), Duct Tape, Candy, and little kid's sized clothing, bleach.

B Large cuts of beef, Economy sized box of condoms, Moisturizing Lotion, Thermometer, several candles, Machete, a Tarpaulin or rubber sheet, Hiking boots.

Or make up your own similarly disturbing combination. Then proceed to approach the registers hesitantly, and pretend to be looking for the shortest line. What you are actually looking for is the line that will draw the most attention to you. Get in the line with your basket full of bizarre stuff and begin to look at the other people in line with a paranoid expression. Make "nervous" comments about unobtrusive stuff. The goal is to get a few people or more to look at what you have in your basket. If necessary go all the way to the register and let the cashier ring it all up.

The FIRST time anyone looks at you in disgust/fear, or asks you what all of the items are for, just go dead silent, look at them for precisely 2 seconds, dead in the eyes, then turn and run out of the store, leaving the basket full of goodies behind.

wow, you really are insane!

Pick up one of the phones that are all over the place. Ignore the intercom button, press # 96 wait for the tone to stop, then start playing with the intercom. You might have to push the intercom button at some stores first, but most you only have to push # 96. Numbers fuck me up, so it might be 96,94, or 98. I've done it a few times and still can't remember which it is.

It's 9-6 at the Wal-Mart by my house.

I have a hard time with numbers that don't relate to something physical(measurements for example). I don't even try to memorize phone numbers, it's like nailing jello to a tree.

I also like to turn off the automatic doors. There's a switch right above the door usually that has a few positions. Hold open, off and auto I think. It's usually in the auto position. The hold open is for when they are moving large items in and out. The off position creates more fun because people will run into the door when they expect it to open for them. If you're tall(I'm 6') you can reach it very easily without drawing attention to yourself.

I have a friend that will get several cds, go to an isolated part fot the store without camera coverage(easy to find, the cameras are in those big black plastic balls hanging all over the place) and peel off alot of security tags. Then he'll put them on other people's carts all around the store.

He's also the guy that loosened the caps on several quarts of oil. Then threw the bottles like footballs all around the store. He's egged the cart getting guys(courtesy clerks is their title). Moved shopping carts to the kmart parking lot. Had the deli slice 4 pounds of meat paper thin(takes alot of work and aggravation on their part), then left it sitting on a shelf somehwere. Called in bomb threats during the day after thanksgiving sale. Shut off their natural gas line in the winter. Turned off the power(big green box with an electric meter on a cement pad in the rear of the building).

As you can probably tell, he's immature and also a disgruntled ex walmart employee.

rlpinca that shit you said about putting stuff in your pockets all night long, that is fucked becuz my friend was doing that and he got a restricted from the whole goddamn mall for "concealing items", it really blowed because he was just doing shit to zellers and thats connected to the rest of the good stores that are in this small crap town

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As you can probably tell, he's immature and also a disgruntled ex walmart employee.[/B]

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aren't all walmart employees disgruntled?

Damn...me and my friends, we get 8 or 9 people and go into Kmart and do many fun things....

One time we played Marco Polo.....but all the "Marcos" had Nerf footballs and whenever we heard Polo we threw them it that direction. Lots of fun.....and damages......I hit the shelf with the mirrors.......

Also, my friends and I climb onto the bottom shelf (I weigh 106 pounds and am skinny as hell) and sometimes we scare the shit out of people, sometimes we tape carts to the shelfs....and other times we act like were stuck.....

Also, get a large group of people, have one of them do something "suspicious", have that person Yell real loud, "OH SHIT, BUSTED, RUN!!!!" and have everyone start to run for the front door, then have someone yell "The front door is covered, got to the back" then have half the people run out the back into employee only areas till they get to the loading docks (they are always open here, dunno why) and have the rest climb over the back fence in gardening.

Lots of fun.....

I was in toy r us before christmas (buying presents for family etc) and i went down the toys aisle in order to buy some furbies (don't ask). It then occured to me how funny it would be to turn all the interactive toys on. I turned on all the furbies, all furby babies, all the parrot things that wait 30seconds before repeating what they just recorded and a whole load of dancing hamsters and gorillas that start dancing and singing a little while after they hear noise. I then went to pay at the till at the bottom of that aisle and watched a frantic �3.60 an hour shop cretin run up and down the aisle trying to turn all the god damn things off.

I really should start acting my age, and you should too rlpinca [/nag]

-Chunk

wow i cant belive that this topic is a hot topic again i started this right before the holidays so i guess i will add some more shit to it go to your local 24 hours wal mart and u gotta have paitence cause what your gonna do is wander around the store for 1 day if u get hungry snag some candy this is best done in somer whn their furniture is out belive me i tried it with a freind its funny as fuck they can ask you to leave the store so keep expensive items nearby and act like you are now going to check out (they want your money) then go back to your spot its great fun

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I really should start acting my age, and you should too rlpinca

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No, it's not any fun if I do that.

This is fun to do at Walmart after midnight.
Bring a friend or two and make sure they have a snake (ball python is the best). Make sure no one sees you wander in with it, then have the snake drape around your neck and wander around for a bit. Go up to an employee near the back of the store and ask some fucked up question(i found this snake is the commode, do I have to pay for him?)
Usually they run off(sometimes screaming) and you get escorted out of the store. While you get escorted out start screaming that it is you seeing eye snake.
I got to stay and wait while they looked in ALL of the manuels and finally had to call the owner to see if 'seeing eye snakes' were allowed in walmart.
Have one of your friends walk you out and rant the entire time that you are going to sue.

pick someone who works near the back you hate/dont like the look of/whatever. using the phone system, call for a price check up by one of the registers, so your victim has to walk all the way across the store to find out it was a prank. keep doing it.

for added fun, actually get an item from that department and take it to a register. tell them you saw it cheaper at one of their other stores. theyll page your victim, but he probably will have given up answering the pages after all your phoney price checks. when he doesnt show up, start bitching for a few minutes, then just leave.

My friend told me of this one time where he wore some clothes that he didn't give a fuck about and brought his friend to help him and he had his friend go back into the laundry detergent aisle and he opened up the bottle and put it on a high shelf and then left the cap resting on top of the bottle so that it looked closed and then my friend went to the aisle and pretended to pick up the bottle by the top causing it to toppled over and fall onto him and soaking him. After that he yelled some words and stormed to the customer service desk and told them that he went to lift a bottle of laundry detergent up and it fell onto him and drenched him and said that he'd sue them for a shit load of money. They panicked and said that he could have free items up to a certain amount of money if he didn't sue and so he went and got some good items and then sold them to people for a profit. The only reason why u can't just go back there and dump it on urself is if they check the cameras they'll c what u did and then u'll be blown.

k-mart isn't to easy to rip off... I know... I left them about 9 months ago... they just don't care anymore because... hell... they are fucked financially... Wal-mart... now they are easy to rip off... Want to get really nice shit... goto best buy... I know your all like "best buy? are you nuts" Nope, best buy is the easiest place to take out... they are entirely to over-confident... and they have the appliance section... and the desk section... desk sections rarely have cameras... check to be safe... sit down at a desk with whatever you want... quickly and quietly open it up... empty it out... take the security tags off... take everything you want out of the box... put it on you... put something in the box to keep it at a decent weight... if it was in shrink wrap... take the shrink wrap... now... go find someone that you brought to the store with you... put your item back on the shelf... have a convo for a minute with your friend... buy something... even if its just a pop at the registers... or better yet actually buy something worth money... and walk out... you all just missed the best season for this... christmas... for christmas they take a lot of valuable stuff out from behind the cases... I.E Memory and dvd-roms.

Yikes! Shouldn't there be a period limit on posts?

Anyway, I've always thought that if you could gather a large group of like-minded individuals, you could have several people wreak havok thoughout the store (especially in areas with security cameras) while the others did the "dirty work" and stole stuff. Not that it's difficult to steal from Wal-Mart anyway, but this certainly makes it more fun.

Fill a cart with battery powered alarm clocks, set them all off, and push em around the store. If any employyes ask, say "Can't sleep.... he'll get me.... in my dreams...." Act troubled.

Loudly insist that they should change the sign that says "Sandals" to "Jesus Boots".

Park carts randomly around the parking lot.

Do the same thing in the store, but fill them with... coulorful items... some meat, lubricant, condoms, and lengerie are a must....