Okay earlier this week in school, I was thinking to myself I need to go out and get some friends and pull a "lick", in case you don't know what that means it means to take something or burg someone. Well anyways this rich bitch in class went to the bathroom so my friend handed me her backpack and I stole her house key.

I was talking about it with like 3 other friends and they want to pull the lick too. So i just need to find out if shes going to be gone for christmas and if she has an alarm.

Well I just got a few questions how is the best way to go at this house burglury? I got her house key so that is a big plus, easy entrance to the house. SO what should I bring ? How long should I stay in the house? And if the alarm did go off, how would I know if it did go off?? Once again I got the bitches house key!!!

first of all, i gotta be honest, its a stupid idea. u know nothing about her, her house, etc. when u have this little intel u need 2 surveil tha site 4 at least a few weeks. if u dont get u busted, ur friends will. what tha hell is it worth? get a job.

btw...on somethin like this, if u gotta have somebody tell u what 2 do, then u especially dont need ta be doin it.

plz cn u nt cut wrds dwn. It is really annoying. Anyway. I think you need to plan this A LOT more. first, does she have a keypad alarm. 2. pets? 3. safe? 4. House Wathcer/observant neighbours. House keys are a big plus. See if they have a back door key. That is usually free of alarms. If you are evadinn the alarm. Check for motion sensors. You should know all of this before entereing. Try and speak to someone who has been in her house. prefereably knowing what they are looking for.
p.s if she has had her keys robbed she may well have her locks changed by now.

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Originally posted by alex_uk:
plz cn u nt cut wrds dwn. It is really annoying. Anyway. I think you need to plan this A LOT more. first, does she have a keypad alarm. 2. pets? 3. safe? 4. House Wathcer/observant neighbours. House keys are a big plus. See if they have a back door key. That is usually free of alarms. If you are evadinn the alarm. Check for motion sensors. You should know all of this before entereing. Try and speak to someone who has been in her house. prefereably knowing what they are looking for.
p.s if she has had her keys robbed she may well have her locks changed by now.

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actually, asking ppl about her house isnt a real good idea. ppl who have only been in there a few times probably wouldnt take notice, and those who go in there often probably wouldnt like the fact that ur going 2 break in2 their house. the less ppl that know the better, and if u post something like this u should post it in a hypothetical sense, so u and others cant be held liable 4 conspiring 2 do nething, or assisting u in any way. dont just say "yea im going 2 rob this bitches house" or nething 2 that effect. so, hypothetically, if no security system is obvious, trying a dry run would be smartest thing 2 do. meaning that if u were 2 do nething like that, u should enter and go back out real quick, wait 2 see if ne cops come.

Well i seriosly doubt that she changed her house locks because I dont even think that she noticed that anybody stole her key. And all I need to find out if she is going to be gone for Christmas. But the thing is should I call her up and not directly ask her about these things like "say are you going anywhere for christmas, becasue my family is going to LA", i was thinking of hinting something like that.

My plan to rob the house would be 2 other people going in the house with me(these people have robbed quite a few houses). We spend about 3 minutes in there and grab all the shit we can carry. And I was thinking since im using the key to gain entry to here house, should I break a window to make it look like i got in through the window instead of the door??

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Originally posted by kingfan14:
Well i seriosly doubt that she changed her house locks because I dont even think that she noticed that anybody stole her key. And all I need to find out if she is going to be gone for Christmas. But the thing is should I call her up and not directly ask her about these things like "say are you going anywhere for christmas, becasue my family is going to LA", i was thinking of hinting something like that.

My plan to rob the house would be 2 other people going in the house with me(these people have robbed quite a few houses). We spend about 3 minutes in there and grab all the shit we can carry. And I was thinking since im using the key to gain entry to here house, should I break a window to make it look like i got in through the window instead of the door??

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wont make a difference if u break a window or not. by the time the police come around she will have noticed that its gone, and if she notices that she lost it at school sometime, u might go 2 school 1 day with police asking ppl a bunch of questions. all itll do is make it look like ur trying 2 cover it up, and u run a slight risk of injury depending on how u do it. 2 properly break a window, grasp some sort of object and drive the end of it through the glass while looking away from it. just make sure that u dont hit it in such a manner that ur hand follows the object through the window.

if u ask her nething like that then u risk the possibility of giving urself away. even though u might not realize it, u may present it in an awkward fashion, so unless ur sure of urself, it would be ill advised (especially if u dont normally have much contact with her). if u do decide 2, i wouldnt recommend keeping ne of the stolen items at ur home 4 some time, as an added precaution.

dont break the window, it will wake neighbors. if you do decide to tho, make sure you break it from the outside in, not from the inside out, cuz then theyll no thats not how u got in

First of all cuz, you fucked up when you told your friends, second you thinking to much go in the house an if an house alarm go off get the fuck from around there. It will take cops atleast 10 minutes to get there. An dont worry about the neighbors, What can they tell the police other then your license plate number an if you heard the alarm you wouldnt stole anything thus not breaking any laws cause you had the key. AN here is a motto i live by scared money dont make money

well dont forget to wear gloves thats for damn sure. i find that 3 am is a good time go to, most late nighters are asleep and most morning people arnt up yet. make sure u find out all the dogs in the surounding area. i fucking hate dogs barking while im trying to be sneaky.

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Originally posted by illprophet:
First of all cuz, you fucked up when you told your friends, second you thinking to much go in the house an if an house alarm go off get the fuck from around there. It will take cops atleast 10 minutes to get there. An dont worry about the neighbors, What can they tell the police other then your license plate number an if you heard the alarm you wouldnt stole anything thus not breaking any laws cause you had the key. AN here is a motto i live by scared money dont make money

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i agree that telling his friends was a mistake, however, hes not thinking 2 much. if nething hes not thinking enough. and actually, police do go on patrols u know, so it may not take them 10 minutes 2 get there. where the neighborhood is in relation 2 the rest of the town/village/city and how large it is will determine the size of the police force, and of course the likelihood that u might encounter or be within close proximity of a cruiser. just because u have the key, that doesnt mean that u cant be charged. thats just an urban legend of sorts. depending on where u live and the judge, u might get let off on a technicality (if in fact ur state statutes r written that way), but no judges or juries out there will go 4 that kind of technicality bull shit when intent is this obvious. the chances of u getting let off because u have the key r astronomical (especially considering that ur not supposed 2 have the key in the first place). what itll come down 2 is that u stole the key, and that u were the 1 who planned this whole thing out (thats what theyll say if u get caught).

say you found the key on the ground, you could say you were going to their house to return the key to them but when they wernt home so u went in to put the key on the nearest table but that would be little unbelievable if it was 3 am.

ive done a few B & E's , and i havent been caught yet. well this is what i do

1. go in a pair of TWO, more then two is usualy to much heat , and by yourself gets difficult depending on what u take

2. ALWAYS wear gloves , sheesh.

3. to find out if there home or not , get her phone number, call it before u go in on a pay phone or something.

4. go in quitly, and go as quickly as you can , dont try and be longer then 15 mins TOPS to get in , and out and away.

5.make sure your partner tells no one what you guys are doing, and make sure you can really trust him , i mean REALLY trust him.

6. if your using a vechinle of sorts to get away , you should steal someone else's plates and use them while your on your way there and away.

7. map it out, what time your going , whos doing what (aka taking what, driving, where your going after)

8. if u hear an alarm, or if they have an alarm keypad (some people have alarm keypads and stuff , but dont get them activated) , and the lights start flasing like mad, or any other color besides green. get the fuck out!

9. dont get caught.


hope this can help you

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Originally posted by Hurley44:
map it out, what time your going , whos doing what (aka taking what, driving, where your going after)

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just dont take it with u, make sure that u dispose of it in an appropriate manner b4 u act out the plan. nething thats not verbal, and in person is evidence that can be used against u.

i tihnk he ment mentally map it out

yeah well, its easy 2 take it literally. such a statement allows a very loose interpretation.

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Originally posted by devoiced:
i tihnk he ment mentally map it out

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Yeah i thought so to, really you should act alone, no matter how good of friends they are they will squeal like a pig if it means they get i lighter sentance.

CTR

ok, put tape around your fingertips then put gloves on.
Next if there is an alarm system. Look for one of those loud outside ones, fuck it up. If its inside, thats ok, just have a friend watch out for cops, and lower your time to 1 min.
Have an escape route and 2 backups.
if flashlights don't circle the room with them. Use when necessary. When I do this I will have a stun gun, but that is another charge if you are caught so that is up to you.
Max time in is 2:30
plan it out, what your taking, and who checks what room
don't be greedy

about the alarm go to the breaker box and flip ALL the switchs
good luck

some alarms automaticaly go off if there attempted to be broken/turned off.

Ahh, You should move to my town. I don't have the balls to break into houses but "if" you did break into someones house it would take the Cops about 1:00 hour atleast, but the town is small so "IF" anyone did something in my town they could get away with it.


Oh, please for now one don't say that you are going to say if someone was going to do it, this way no Pigs can use this agiant you.

Yeah, do it when nobody is around, wear all black clothing, and make sure you dont cut yourself if you're going in through the window. Be sure to wear gloves and everything and dont look or talk suspicious at school if she finds out she lost it at school! Don't get caught!

few tips in random order...for defending a house against robbery

1.gloves gloves gloves

2.masks if possible

3.if she doesnt have an answering machine, call her house from a payphone down the street. leave it there so that it keeps on rining. now go to her house to see if you can hear it rining.

4.call with your cellphone, well not YOUR cellphone, a trac phone prepaid or a stolen one if she has an answering machine or you are just not sure about people in the house.

5.i saw this on a tv show, but if she has timer switches to turn on and off her lights, watch to see if all the lights in the house are turned on or off at the same time. NO real person can operate all those lights at once.

6.if she has a huge house, is as rich as you think she is, she might have cameras inside the house.

7.if she has an alarm, then dont bother.

8.if at all possible, get some work uniforms and look like you belong there. garden worker, and if you are daring enough, get your ass a gas mask and some orange jumpsuit. HOWEVER, if you do this at night, get some dark blue jumpsuit, a sticker or marker/print of lawn care, turn on their sprinkler, and get in that house.

9.you can call her house beforehand pretending to be some sort of insurance sellsman/travel salesman/whatever creative dude, and somehow ask them if they are going out and when during the holidays.

well there you have it. the above are methods that criminal use to break into houses, and should be considered during any type of home defense.

Garden care at 3am? How suss

If you are going to wear a dark suit/color of some sort, then I'd say that you should wear one of a forest green color. It fades into black at night better than any other color.