ok lets say we have an ass hole of a next door guy who thinks he owns the fking street and gets pisted at almots evry thing that makes a sound sround him or his house,ok the thing is give me ANY ideas to screw w/ this ass hole anything!if it has to do w/ fire,bombs ,traps,phone,anything man! i need some ideas here well thanx

-when hes gone one nite take some napalm and write 'FAG' on his drive way with it, then run.
-shit in a bag, light it, ring door bell, run.
- if he parks his car outside... sugar in gas tank.
- go to a 7-11 go thru ALL the magazines take the subscriptions form out. fill them out under his name then send them.
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[This message has been edited by easyrider (edited 12-14-2002).]

Keep this in mind...

"Revenge is a dish best served cold"

That means that you should act out on it when he least expects it.

I have a few revenge techniques:

Take the starter solenoid out of his car. Also take the battery. He won't be able to start his car.

If he has a girlfriend, tell his girl that he's cheating. And make it sound believable.

Make orders for porno mags to his house.

Shove aluminum foil in his keyhole, and cram it in there good. If you use enough (fill it halfway to the end), he won't be able to open his door unless he breaks it down.

When he is at work, find his car, and let the air out of his tires. Put super glue over the valve so he can't fill it back. Also cram foil in his cars locks. (This trick is usless if you've already removed battery and solenoid.)

That riding mower he likes so much? Take off the wheels and seat. Won't be able to ride it after hand, let alone push it. Best cram the keyhole for added effect.

Or does he have electric tools? A fireman's pickaxe can put them out of action in one swing.

Make a stencil of him pumping his dog/cat. Then put it on his house and spray paint over it. Do the same to his car. Like on the windshield...

Does he go to school? Put some Mary Jane in his locker, and tell the principal that you saw him with drugs. He'll have a hard time explaining that one...

Hack his answering machine and change the message to an incriminating one:
"Hi, this is Mark's Mall of Meth. We have all kinds of drugs, ranging from weed, cocaine, absinthe, Ecstacy, Meth, and Shrooms. Please leave a message telling us what kind of poison and how much and we will get back to you..."

Or change it to start blue boxing. The phone company won't be happy...

If he wears glasses (to see), super glue them folded so he can't put them back on. Or wrap them up in duct tape. (He can't see, how much time do you think it'll take for him to remove that tape?)

Hack his car alarm to where it will NEVER stop. Do the same with his home alarm and smoke detectors. He won't have rest and relaxation for awhile...

Open his alarm clock. If it has an EA7316 chip, good, because there is a pin on it than can be cut so the alarm will never go off. Just cut pin 25. There are two others that control "Alarm off" and "snooze" Those are pins 24 and 26. Cut those two only, and when the alarm does go off, it will either blast on for an hour straight, get unplugged or meet your victim's best friend: the baseball bat.

I have other good pranks and revenge.

trojan himm if he has the net. imagine allthe emails u can send if u got into his email. play around, dont delete anything untill ur done so he doesnt suspect anything.

three words

screw his wife

actually if he has kids go up to them on the street and give them a massive bag of sweets do it realy often then when he finds out he'll freak out becuase a stranger is giving his kids stuff

in the middle of the night rip up bologna to spell things like " I suck cock " or something then put it on the hood of his car so it will peel off the paint into that phrase.

break into his house when hes away and smoke a couple joints in his closet and blow the smoke on his cloths so heel have to go to work smelling like weed

rig hig his car to blow up if u want to kill him,

LO-FKING-L!!!i did some shit to him and hes been shiting acid fora wile ,i did a classic the shit in a paper bag on fine ,and he got shit all over his shoes,then he tried taking it off but wen he went to the grass (wich was wet )the fker sliped and fell i got that on tape,i also gave him a spooke w/ a booby trap ,i tied a string from side of bushes to the other across the walking path ,and when tha string was pulled it set off the igniter in a boomb some were in the bushes that had talc on the out side layer wich when exploded there was this fking HUGE cloud in the front of his house. i also put some aluminum foil in the locks of ALL the doors to his house and his car ,ALL of them ,he shited briks wen he found his EVERY lock NOT working!!lol i think hes happy now ,w/ all the mags he got ,from parenting to "xxx ,old happy stars"!!!lol oh and i didnt stop there he also got the pizza man coming to his house EVERY DAY for like the last 4 days, and some plumers ,and terminators AND a striper last nigth ,his wife must have gotten mad at him after she left because she actualy threw the tv out the window!!! lol !!!i could not keep all this laughter to my self so some plp how helped me out were all very ha ha ha hya ha ahahahahah!!!well thanks for you guys posted and DONT STOP JUST YET mr.xxx will be more than happy to got more shit from me later as i plan more shit for him

i have just come back from hiting mr.xxx .....again!!!......he doesnt seem happy at all! to day we got a few paintball guns ,suked the paine out of the pnt blls and injected some permanent die in em ,we glued the little hole back and out we went all 7 of us after he left w/ his famand every one in the moms car (his car aperantly doesnt open anymore wonder why)after they left we started shooting EVERTHING!includidng the dog,other car,windows ,doors,EVERYTHING!!!---now the old bastard is realy mad and looks like he can go 4 a kill!!!lol______LOL---------LOL----------LOL!!!i can use some more ideas im going low!!!!thanks

get a shit load ofstrong glue like shit and one day when he is out at work glue all the windows and doors shut so he cant get in for added fun glue and nail wood over the windows as well so he cannot smash the window open to get in but do remember to wear gloves as that would get u in a lot of shit

also what you can do is if he has kids phone up social services or what ever u call them in the states and say how u keep hearing screams from his house and fear for the kids safty

take a high powered air rifle, and shoot out his car windows.

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Originally posted by ac/dc-grenade:
ok lets say we have an ass hole of a next door guy who thinks he owns the fking street and gets pisted at almots evry thing that makes a sound sround him or his house,ok the thing is give me ANY ideas to screw w/ this ass hole anything!if it has to do w/ fire,bombs ,traps,phone,anything man! i need some ideas here well thanx

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The best revenge you can have is a block party with constant loud noise as many days in a row as you can. If small noises piss him off, then having a party with music full blast will deafen him.

Maybe a bunch of M-80's next to his room, that will keep him up all night after what you've already done to him.

if u really wanna screw em over u could always sift through his garbage 4 awhile. all 2 often ull find such things as preapproved credit cards and what not.

You can always cut his penis off while he is sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

OR

If he has a horse cut its head off and put it in his bed while he sleeps...oops its already been done