hi i need a job BAD! but the thing is i dont want a normal 9 to 5 job i want some excitment in my life, i have thought of many jobs which 90% of them are in organzied crime!
.gangster
.pimp
.hitman
i would prefer one with less violence like a pimp or gangster....

you got ne suggestions on what job i could go for

assistant crackwhore

How about porn star? Pays great,obvious perks to the job AND you get to travel! And you need almost no acting skills.

Be a high-school teacher. U don't need know a lot, just talk like u know something. You get paid vacation, too. Heck, you can even pimp with hot girls for extra credit.

ummm try taxi driver :S or a pimp. or yes a high school teacher

i thought you were an assassin?

he was, then he woke up.

the hitman association turned down his official hitman membership application

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Originally posted by Hired_Gun:
hi i need a job BAD! but the thing is i dont want a normal 9 to 5 job i want some excitment in my life, i have thought of many jobs which 90% of them are in organzied crime!
.gangster
.pimp
.hitman
i would prefer one with less violence like a pimp or gangster....

you got ne suggestions on what job i could go for

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Join the peace corps. Get to go to third-world countries that are possible war zones in the name of peace and helping out your fellow human beings. Oh yeah you have to have a college education in something before you can sign up.

Better yet, why not go to a third world country, take it over and become a king?

Starting your own goverment is the best form of organized crime there is. The tax racket is great and you can eliminate the competition of other crimminals.

[This message has been edited by gombowlzombie (edited 12-09-2002).]

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Originally posted by ubermutant:
the hitman association turned down his official hitman membership application

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laughing the fuck out loud. this guy get slammed every post he makes. why? because he is a complete retard. How can i get contacts. i want to be a pimp. i want lots of money for not much work. a gangster is classed as a job. HAHA what a retard

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Originally posted by alex_uk:
laughing the fuck out loud. this guy get slammed every post he makes. why? because he is a complete retard. How can i get contacts. i want to be a pimp. i want lots of money for not much work. a gangster is classed as a job. HAHA what a retard

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He could become a whipping boy for a gay milionaire. He seems to like pain and that job would not take much work.

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Originally posted by alex_uk:
laughing the fuck out loud. this guy get slammed every post he makes. why? because he is a complete retard. How can i get contacts. i want to be a pimp. i want lots of money for not much work. a gangster is classed as a job. HAHA what a retard

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Hehe Things Like That Come Natural.

-Drax

even if somebody did give you step by step instructions on how to be a pimp or some other scummy bastard, would you have the balls to go out and do it?

Hey Hired_Gun, I thought you were Caster Troy? What gives?