Go to your hallways right after your last period. Take note of any people that you don't like who don't have locks on their lockers.

When you have the locker number written down, go look for an empty locker, preferably close to the victim's locker. I did this 5 lockers away from teh kid's. Take all his stuff and move it into the empty locker you found. Put a cheap lock on that locker. Now, go home...

Get some paper, and crumple it up for effect. Smoth it out with your hand or the edge of a desk. This is the hard part. Get a shot glass, or a small cup that could fit in your mouth. You're going to bite the inside of your cheek to get some blood, but trust me it doesn't hurt and the enzymes in spit help it heal fast. If not, find a scab and scratch it and collect the blood. (Note that fake blood works, but it's a cool feeling to have your OWN blood on it.

Put the shot glass or small cup inside your mouth, and collect the blood, trying to not mix it with saliva. I've found that biting the area around it helps squeeze the blood out.

When you have collected your blood ( or fake blood if you're not a sick, demented person like I) , use your finger to write a note saying that you've taken their stuff hostage. Here are some good lines:

" The lamb awaits to be slaughtered in the darkness. Where is your stuff now?!?!?!"

" Silence beholds the darkness, gather your belongings if you can!"

" Creepy text goes here"

I got 5 bucks off one kid. Make several notes, until you run out of blood to write with (paint brush or finger is ideal for writing). Now roll up the paper really small and tape it. Put a dot of blood on the tape or add red ribbon for effect.

Plant one in the locker when nobody is looking. Do this between periods, trying to not be suspicious. Put out your ransom. Have a friend collect it and give it to you, give him a couple bucks if you're a good friend. Your last note will be as followed:

"Locker number (number goes here). Combination (combination here)"

This is a great way to get revenge wihtout hurting someone, and making some cash or expensive electronics ( make up a wishlist of stuff) I've done this to a kid, but make sure it isn't the kind of kid who will get pised off or one who will tell teachers left and right. ANyone have any school nonlethal pranks for me???

finding lockers? moving stuff? cutting mouth? writing note? all for a lousy $5?! count me in!

is anyone doing anything that brings in real money? i'm sick of these cheap 'scams'...

Too much work for too little money. Plus, my school has cameras on all the lockers and most hallways.
Why not just beat the kid up? Or just pressure them a lot?

my school has a list of all the locker numbers and the corresponding combinations. some teacher left it on a public computer and some computer class kid took it and spread it like crazy. i don't even know my locker number though just where it is.

Don't do it for 5 bucks! do it for 20! and with all the kid's lockers on a SINGLE hall, you could rack up 100+ easily! AS for cutting your mouth, it just makes the notes scary, I just did it to be a goof, but you can write it in pencil or whatever.

i would do only if i didnt live in the serial killer state CA,the lookers here al come w/ fkin doors w/ them comb looks

Most schools that were enovated after the year 1980 have built in locks. My high-school has bult in combination locks but my middle school doesn't. Nother good idea is to find someone who has a mirror or poster on their locker. Buy a wireless spy microphone (search ebay for cheaper prices). Spy supplies websites have a lot of these. They transmit to AM frequencies. Put fresh glue or tape to tape it behind the poster if it has enough sag in the middle. If they taped it thouroughly to the locker, try putting it in a corner, underneath a shelf. Some lockers have a frame that overlaps, so there is a small section where you can attach the mic. Listen to ti every day, and when you find stuff out, blackmail them (use bloody letters! lol!). Be creative!

Weld the lockers shut.

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Weld the lockers shut.

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Or epoxy the lock

su[ergluepennies to the locks. beat up kids. put them in bins, all fun

Putting them in the trash only works if they are either midgets, crack-babies or second grade kids.

im only in the 8th grade but we did that last year to kids just messing around we would slip notes into their locker saying "give me five dollars and twnty-three cents exact change or else" and after about 2 notes it go to the principal. so be careful when you do that and only tell trustworthy people.

My school keeps a master key for all the locks it sells for lockers. The consequence? Comical.

or, you and your crew beat the hell out of them if they mess with you again.

phht u people have no sense of style. do this little trick in the locker rooms where theres actualy pad locks. find and buy a cheap shim set from www.southord.com. what a shim set is a butterfly type peice of strong metal that u slip inbetween the bar of the lock and the lock itself. the metal is so thin and strong that u can easily slip it down in there and twist, pushing the finger in and opening the lock. then switch locks with other locks. that confuses the hell out of dumb jocks who barly have enough brain cells to open the lock in the first place. just walk up and offer to "fix" his lock for 5 bucks.

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Ha, I would try supergluing the edges of the locker, an glue the lock. That way its like impossible to open. Then the kid is given another locker. There is a locker between lockers. Most likely they would give them one of them. Anyways, set up your cam in the empty lockers. Also, im not sure if this would work, but get one of those torch lighters, and some plastic. Then go and seal up some stuff. That might work better than glue.
Another thing you could do is get one of those pull string fireworks and hook it up to his locker so that when he opens his locker he gets in trouble for igniting a firework.
As for the blackmail. Its gay to do it for 20 or something, but if you want to superglue his lock, the next day demand 20 dollars in a week or something worse will happen. If he doesn't pay up paint the inside of his locker and attach another note. Also, at my school they do alot of forensic shit for the simplist things, so your own blood would not be a good idea. Neither would your own handwriting.
Screw all this locker shit. Find out something about a 6th grader or 5th that he is embarrased about ( like them picking their nose) and demand money or you will tell. You will also beat them up if they don't pay. That is a really quick way of making petty cash. If you want real money blackmail a department store and tell them that their store will blow up if they do not put 500 in a specific cd. This works a lot better if you blackmail a cd store. They will most likely know its you, but don't look guilty. Don't even open it until you get home.

Whatever happened to just bashing the lock with something and stealing any money/drugs/anything else you want from it?

Yeah, most of your guys ideas are pretty dumb. Just break off a toothpick inside the lock, it will keep them out for a while.

CTR

well damnit whats the fun in just breaking a tooth pick off in the lock.

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Yeah, most of your guys ideas are pretty dumb. Just break off a toothpick inside the lock, it will keep them out for a while.

CTR

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You make me unhappy. Ba fucking Humbug to you too.

Superglues too brittle, shove some chewin gum in the lock

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well damnit whats the fun in just breaking a tooth pick off in the lock.

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Watching the english teacher you hated like hell all last year cuz he fail you on A work cuz he didnt like you; being locked out of his class at lunch and the next period.

Plus its easy your in and out fast and it acompleshes the same task as strugleing and getting all sticky trying to put epoxy unnoticed.

CTR

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if you hate someone who has a combo lock why not just wipe somthing nasty on it like dog shit off your shoe or gum you steped in 3 days ago. or you could just run up and know them down its all good