Allrite so u wanna benefit from coke or pepsi and you want free stuff? me and my friends used to do this so much until they got suspious and stopped sending me the freebies...
okay this what you do
1) find a coke can and look at the phone number on the side of it
2) now call that 1-800 number and talk to those purky customer service represtives
3) tell them that you bought this can from a X coke machine and when your can came out it was full of air and no coke.
4) now they will give u a big story on how that could of happened and all these questions and ask you to say the best before date at the bottom of the can...
5) after your done all of that they ask you for your addy and name and tell you they'll refund your money in coupons...

Now just wait like a week or so then you'll get a letter of applogie from some CEO of coke-cola saying there sorry and please take these coupons at a token of our apprication for usin coke-cola.

It wwas actually pretty sweet... coke gave me a coupon for a free 12 pack of coke that never expires
and i did the same with pepsi and they gave me 2 coupons for a free 600ml bottle of coke...

you also dont have to use the no coke method, be creative say that there was sprite instead on coke in your can or there was rat droppings inside of it.. be creative and have phun!

fart!

I've done this before, many times, in my own ways. I've *attempted* to buy a soda sometimes, and, for some reason, I don't get what I want - well, I just say that. I'll buy one thing, then take it inside and I'll try and say I wanted to get another thing - for instance, since I like Dr. Pepper and Mt. Dew best, I'll ask for one and say it was the other, and I get to keep them both, for free.

how many times did you do it before they got suspicious?

When you call up do you say " Hi, I bought a soda from an X coke machine" or do you say some gas station coke machine or something. I dunno.. Confusering, but I'm doing it tomorrow. I'm going to say I picked it up and the bottom fell off or soemthing.

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when you call just say " hi, i just bought a coke from X coke machine and when it came out there was nothing but air inside of the coke "

I did it about 10 times until they got suspious on the phone.. this is how our covo went after i told him my story on the empty can
Coke OP: " so you live at 123 fake street right? "
-me: " yes "
-coke op: " accourding to our records you've called in a complaint before about the same situation ."
-me: " uh...yah"
-coke op: " and this has happened to you 10 times in the past month ? "
-me: " um yah..pretty bizare eh? "
-coke op: " I'm getting the idea you didnt get a empty can at all, and you lying to me "
-me: " no im not "
-coke op: " well could you please send in your empty can to x street, atlanta, geogia "
-me: " um no thanks, ill just take my buesiness to pepsi instead"
-coke op: " okay, thank you for calling coke-cola consumer hotline, have a pleasant day "
-me: " yeah u can fuck off too "
*click*

after that i never called there again, because they obiously knew i was rippin them off because i did it so many times...but yah have phun and enjoy your free freebies...

p.s you can do this with other companies too.. call lays and say that there was an ant farm in your salt n vinger chips

123 fakestreet, you got that from the simpsons lol

you can do this once or twice per company...maybe save a hundred bucks...

then what happens when you get on all the lists for the company. I'm sure if you call around too many times, your name will 'circulate' as well...

then what will you do? I guess you'll have to resort paying for food like the rest of us...

but it works good for the time they dont know your cheating them so why not?

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Originally posted by devoiced:
but it works good for the time they dont know your cheating them so why not?

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true... I stand corrected... few hundred bux is better than nothing...

paying for food? never!! lol
nahh im always gonna rip off companys... weither it be mcdonalds or coke-cola

how do you rip off mcDonalds?

the mcdonalds over here are dumbasses there was a hidden camera programme and this guy with a burger king uniform went in to a mc Donalds and started cleaning down tables and it took about an 1hr before they copped on to who he was and what he was doing

for a free meal from burgerking buy something and complain to the guy or gal and the till over and over again, helps if their forein, helps if their supervisor sees to, go home after getting your meal replaced a few times then phone up the manager and complain about the member of staff say they where rude whatever just make a fuss, what happened with me was he told me to go down to the burger and say the manager [insert name here] ,he had an extreamly weird name so he might tell you to do something differnt, said i could have a free meal for me and my mates who got crappy serivice yesterday. When you order bear in mind they said free meal they never said you couldn't order 30 burgers. bring friends.

aslo once i went around town to all the coke pepsi water chocolate macheines and claimed they swallowed my money earned about shitloads of moola.

you can weigh stuff if its underweight send it in get free stuff, sometimes on macheins there will be a chocolate bar or packet of whatever balancing on the end of those twisty metal things in macheins where u can see the stuff inside sometime two nwill come out, open for example a mars bar put it near a radiator make it go moldy or shanky before the expire date mail it to the mars company and they send u back a load of freebies, also i phoned them up and told them i found a toenail in one and i got box full back

I got a rather stupid idea.
A good way to cheat a grocery store or gas station machine is to take a coke can, poke a hole in the bottom with a small nail, drain the coke into a bottle.
Take some lead and solder the hole closed, take it to the gas station and pretend you got it from the machine. They should either give you your money back, or buy you a new coke.
Now, if they tell you to call the machine company, tell them you've heard they never do return calls and don't refund.
Well thats my bad idea for the day.

geez nice...

i dont have to use phone, i simply go to coles (supermarket in australia) and take about 5 of the "SPECIAL SALES" tags from the shelf(i took vanilla coke special, it was 97 cents for a litre...) and wait till it expires on the next day... i go there then replace the expired specials tags on shelfand took 7 bottles of vanilla coke, when the store clerk charged me about $10.15 for them and told him what the fuck, check the coke shelf so we went there, he saw them, phoned the head and the head gave all of the cokes for just $4 dollars and said sorry, blah blah..... geh geh geh

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