Q: What's the difference between a trunkload of bowling balls and a trunkload of dead babies?

A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.


Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?

A: Because he was stapled to the chicken.


This woman walks into a grocery store. She buys a half pound of ham, two gallons of vitamin D milk, half pound of chese, two t-bone steaks, a bag of flour, and a twelve-pack of pepsi. As the guy working is ringing everything up, he looks at the woman and says "So your single, right?" and she replies "Yeah, how'd you know that?" So he says "CAUSE YOU'RE FUCKIN UGLY!"

"This woman walks into a grocery store. She buys a half pound of ham, two gallons of vitamin D milk, half pound of chese, two t-bone steaks, a bag of flour, and a twelve-pack of pepsi. As the guy working is ringing everything up, he looks at the woman and says "So your single, right?" and she replies "Yeah, how'd you know that?" So he says "CAUSE YOU'RE FUCKIN UGLY!""

ahahah thats great

What has 200 legs and 10 teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert

ahh...baby jokes..interesting...

what's red, bubbling and scratches on glass?

a baby in a microwave

what's the difference between a baby and a match?

matches dont cry when lit on fire

what is the most disgusting thing ever?
a thousand dead babies
whats more disgusting than that?
a thousand dead babies in a glass jar
whats more disgusting than that?
a live one at the bottom
whats more disgusting than that?
it had to eat its way out
whats more disgusting than that?
it made it
whats more disgusting than that?
it went back for seconds

what's the difference between a baby and a nail?

nails dont bleed when hit in the head

You guys have been hanging out at horrorcore for too long...

Ash loves dead baby jokes, they suck so much!

Edit: wrong bracket

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What has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leppard

how do you make a baby float?

a glass of root beer and two scoops of baby.

My favorite baby joke:

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

~meaty

.:falls out of chair laughing:. There is nothing like baby mush.

What's black and blue, and sits in the corner twitching?


Baby chewing on an electric cable.

laura is hot

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

I hit her cause I care.

Wife: How do you want you your steak tonight honey?

:Husband: The way I like you.

Wife gives husband a bloodly, raw hamburger.

Q: Whats the difference beetween a pile of dead babys and a cadillac?

A: i dont have a cadillac in my garage
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Q: whats funnier than a dead baby?

A: a dead baby in a clown suit
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Q: whats more fun that nailing a baby to a wall?

A: ripping it off
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Q: whats the difference beetween a dead baby and an apple?

A: i dont skullfuck my apples till i cum all over them before i take a bite out of them

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Originally posted by devoiced:

Q: whats the difference beetween a dead baby and an apple?

A: i dont skullfuck my apples till i cum all over them before i take a bite out of them

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....rite

Somewhere between that and the purple frowny face.

By the way, what's the difference between a dead baby and my asshole?

A dead baby doesn't start to smell bad for about three days.

whats red and spins around on the floor?

a baby playing with a drill

How do you circumcise a hill billy?

Kick his sister in the teeth

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?


I take of my boots before jumping on a trampoline.

Oh god damn those are some good dead baby jokes!

How do you make a baby float?
Take your foot off its head.

Why spins in a circles, smokes and bangs on glass?
A baby in a microwave.

devoiced those are the best I've ever heard!

Funny some people don't like this shit, once I told some dead baby jokes to the guys I work with and they were all offended and shit(these are some crude motherfuckers too) five minutes later they were talking about fucking each others dead grandmas. Fucking weirdos.

I guess everyone has their peak. Anyway, yes, these are very good baby jokes. Share more.

Q: How do you make a dead baby sing?

A: Rip out its intestines and put a radio in its stomach.

I wonder who will be the first to actually try these.