sorry to be negative, but most pranks suggested in this forum suck. One that didn't was the suggestion of sugar watering. If you have any GOOD pranks; let's get a list going. I don't want shit like putting glue on water fountains or egging stuff.

I think you are not really into bad idea, cause u just see the forum and not read the article in bad idea

well a pretty good prank ive heard of is the shit in a hamburger prank... dont ask.

1. first thing to do is to go to a cheap hamburger shop like mcdonalds or burger king wih a friend you want to get back at.

2. Then u buy exactly the same thing as your friend.

3. Take out ur hamburger and put it in ur pocket (wrapped!!!)

4. Bring it to the wash room and take out the meat...

5. the next thing to do is to take a dump inside the hamburger then smoosh it aso that it looks like meet.

6. Rerap it.

7. come out of the washroom and swap the hamburger while ur friend aint watching use any means of distraction possible

8. then if ur friend is just dumb enough hell eat the crap... kinda sick...

p.s. this works better if your friend has a cold. Ive never tried it becuz im afraid to kill my friends with my toxic crap but ive heard it somewhere... AND IF HE CATCHES YOU SWAPPIN THE HAMBURGER JUST SAY URS SMELLED FUNNY AND WHEN OPEN IT UP SHOOT IT AT THE MCDONALDS STAFF AND RUN FOR UR LIFE!!!

you are ready now to learn the art of the "shitty dollar".
all you need is a 5 dollar note, put lots of dogshit on one side and put it shit-side down on the pavement. when someone picks it up, they will get shit on their hands, but the real fun comes if they put it IN THEIR POCKET! enjoy!

(p.s. hide in behind some plants so you can watch)

get four pigs paint 1, 2, 3, 5 on them grease them up and release them in your school they will be hard as hell to catch because they will be slippery and once they do catch them they will be looking for pig 4 haha

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Originally posted by girlzlover7:
get four pigs paint 1, 2, 3, 5 on them grease them up and release them in your school they will be hard as hell to catch because they will be slippery and once they do catch them they will be looking for pig 4 haha

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...HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA wow, thats fresh

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Originally posted by 7.62mm NATO:
you are ready now to learn the art of the "shitty dollar".
all you need is a 5 dollar note, put lots of dogshit on one side and put it shit-side down on the pavement. when someone picks it up, they will get shit on their hands, but the real fun comes if they put it IN THEIR POCKET! enjoy!

(p.s. hide in behind some plants so you can watch)

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ooh looks like someones whatched camp kill yourself ! good for you you just described their prank exactly even the wait in a bush part good job!

plagerizim is fun!

i like exclamation marks!
yay!

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Oh Oh!

1: Rub shit on someones face while theyre sleeping
2: slap someone really hard in the head while theyre sleeping
3: kick footballs at passing cars
4: throw footballs at people riding past on bikes
5: play baseball naked
6: TOTAL rent-a-cars and try to return them
7: Bubble Wrap+Size 60 pants= One Fat Fuck

Hmmm what else

You're all morons

no duh...

hmm glue a quarter to the ground with superglue?

back to the shiting thing, when its late at night shit into your hand (with a rubber glove on of course) and then put it in your neighbors mail box, so when the mailman gets there he will put his hand in the shit and he sure as hell wont clean up the shit in somones mail box so then when the person tries to get their mail, they will get shit on their hands and their mail box stinks like ass for a week

ha that pigs thing, my friends brother let 2 rabbits loose in his college one with a 1 painted on it and one with a 3 painted on it, they spent weeks looking for 2 ha its a great idea

supergluing public keyboards then bitching about the keys sticking is always fun.

tiotiotio why would you want your friends to eat your shit? they woulld probably hate for the rest of their lifes

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Originally posted by ComradeAsh:
Oh Oh!

1: Rub shit on someones face while theyre sleeping
2: slap someone really hard in the head while theyre sleeping
3: kick footballs at passing cars
4: throw footballs at people riding past on bikes
5: play baseball naked
6: TOTAL rent-a-cars and try to return them
7: Bubble Wrap+Size 60 pants= One Fat Fuck

Hmmm what else

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3 was in CKY(maybe 4 too), 6 was in the jackass movie, 7 was in jackass episode(s)

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lol that pig one was hilarious!

My idea, a prank that actually WORKS

First of all, get a square trash can, and, get it full of water. This may be hard to do, but well worth it. Then, sneak up quietly to somebody's house, and lean it against their door. Knock, and run away. Really good for videotaping.

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most doors have a glass or screen door infront of their door so if they see it through that? and alot of doors open to the outside

"First of all, get a square trash can, and, get it full of water. This may be hard to do, but well worth it. Then, sneak up quietly to somebody's house, and lean it against their door. Knock, and run away."

What a fucking mad idea, i know most peoples (about 80%)doors go IN, and about 70% people dont have that glass crap in there door, if they did..it might look like someones legs
throught the glass (at night that is)

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Originally posted by 7.62mm NATO:
you are ready now to learn the art of the "shitty dollar".
all you need is a 5 dollar note, put lots of dogshit on one side and put it shit-side down on the pavement. when someone picks it up, they will get shit on their hands, but the real fun comes if they put it IN THEIR POCKET! enjoy!

(p.s. hide in behind some plants so you can watch)

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what a great way to lose money! anyone actually have any good ideas to make money?


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oh well my house and all my friends houses and just about every house ive ever been to have glass or screens but maybe your houses in whatever state ur in dont

holy shit yur all fucking screwed up the ass... good pranks come from the heart. u either are good at it or you suck at it there is no in between. as far as shitting in stuff thats just fucking retarded only a trailer trash imbrede fuck up would shit in stuf. you need to set off bombs just small ones to get the locals pissed and then get out god's blessed prankster gift that has save our ass so many times called a paint ball gun. this can really piss off people that are trying to chase you and it can also break windows from a distance. oh and drop stuff from over passes onto cars like mellons or pumpkins that are easily stealable at halloween. so yeah have some fun w/ that...

The trash can filled with water is a good prank. If the door comes inside the house, then the water would spills in the house. If it opens outside the water would go to the outside. It would be better if you like peed in it or something.

A good prank? Setting a cat on fire and then releasing it in someone's house. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... yeah, those were some good times.

youd need to drink a whole lot a beer to be able to piss up a whole garbage can full lol

hey and then you could ad vomit to it to!

I knew one guy, who was sleeping over at his friends house, and he jacked off on his friends toothbrush and left it in the bathroom for him to use.
I was tempted to use semen in place of eggs while making cookies for my family at Thanksgiving dinner a few weeks ago(I didn't).
Pouring piss in a bottle of citrus flavoured soda is a good idea.
Mixing ketchup and vinager and fudge icing or choclate pudding, then spreading it over a public toilet seat is a good prank as well.

i wouldnt prank anyone. its dumb. you could waste your time doing something else much more produtive. never burn your bridges - you'll never know when you may need to walk over them. just because someone is your enemy now, dosent mean they will always be. tomorrow they may end up being your best friend.

Hmmmm pranks lets see....

First the flaming quarter:
Get one of those nice butane torch lighters and some tweezers(or something else that can hold a hot quarter), add flame to quarter till it turns colors then throw into area full of people. Works well at schools. Careful though I've seen these melt carpet...

Epoxy and super glue always seem to be a favorite..
Epoxy/glue & nickels/quarters or even half dollars to the crack on a door. Works well on cars.

Or if your really looking to taunt someone let all the air out of their tires and glue the little cap on.

I'm sure everyone's heard of these somewhere, but it's all I could think of

I came up with a cool idea. First of all, I would like to bring up gum. Takes seconds to chew, 25 cents for 5 pieces and sticks like fuck. If you have enough friends, give them all a piece to chew and when you walk by your enemy's house, everyone sticks a piece to their car.. Just had to gt that one out.

Second, write something out in balogni ( uing a hobby blade/boxcutter will work) and stick it on someones car hood. I wrote fatty on this 300 pound teacher's car door, laughs until she got it repainted...

The ultimate of all ultimate jokes....

Materials:

1 powerade bottle(for flat bottom)
2 ton epoxy
A couple superglue tubes.
10-20 bottle rockets( one will work just fine, but if you only use one, take out the next material
Blackpowder/Potassium nitrate mixture.
Matches
Tape
Match sandpaper stuff (Box kind)
Tape
String


First of all, this might have a little bodily harm involved... Okay here it is.

Take your powerade bottle and make a small hole near the bottom, leaving about a half inch from the bottom. Do this on both sides. make a cyllinder out of the match striking sandpaper stuff( if there is an official word, replace with match striking sandpaper stuff). The cyllinder should be enough that you can fit a few (2 or 3) matches inside. Set this aside.

Take your epoxy and superglue and mix it togethor, adding a LITTLE water to make it a little more movable. Using this stuff, glue togethor a few matches MAKING SURE THAT THE SULFER TIPS ARE NOT COVERED. GEt your string (at LEAST 5 or six feet long) and put one of the ends in the matches so it is glued into the match.

At this time, you should pour the blackpowder in the bottle If you are using it. Take your cyllinder and put the matches in, wooden end first so it doesn't ignite. Put the cyllinder with the matches in one of the holes, with the sulfer tips in the outside of the cylinder
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___Match________O <--Sulfer tip
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Place the string through the other hole.

Find your fictim's house and epoxy the bottom of the bottle to their house. Take the empty end of the string and Epoxy it to their front door. It is important that you glue it So that the string will be pulled when it opens. If you can put it in the inside of the door, that would be perfect. Place the bottle rockets in the bottle.

Run like fuck and throw a rock at the door.

They open the door, and the string gets pulled. The match goes with the string and is ignited because it is against the striker. The match ignites the blackpowder and Ka-Fucking-Boom!!! The gunpowder goes off ( don't use too much!!! ) and ignites the bottle rockets which shoot off like hell's angels. I origionally thought of the idea for a prank in school. The pensil sharpener blew up and went through the window. Have fun and be safe! Try to do it far away from people. Make sure you don't catch their house on fire. If you don't want to cause too much damage, glue things to the house with tape. I did this for fourth of July, and the bottle rockets looked so cool. Except I rigged it up so it went off when a car drove over a string.

that is very confusing

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what a great way to lose money! anyone actually have any good ideas to make money?


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maybe print out a fake 5 (or better yet 20) dollar bill if u have a scanner? (for a guy walking down the sidewalk, he will think it is real money... i dont mean counterfitting money for actual use.)

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Originally posted by devoiced:
most doors have a glass or screen door infront of their door so if they see it through that? and alot of doors open to the outside

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my front door you wouldnt be able to see the trash can (only the top half of the door has windows).... but i do have a glass door in front of the "front door" itself. maybe prop open the person's glass door with that sliding thing at the bottom of the door? and then put the can against the actual front door.

sounds like a mad funny prank, but a garbage can full of water is probably really heavy .. so if the victim's house has steps leading up to the front door (like my house), you may need some strong friends.

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Originally posted by turambar:
drop stuff from over passes onto cars like mellons or pumpkins that are easily stealable at halloween. so yeah have some fun w/ that...

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my friend and i had a plastic clear cup that had sprite and ice in it, and we dropped it off of a bridge, and it landed right in front of a car (this was at night in a spot where there are not many cars). then we walked to his house and saw a police car stopped in front of his neighborhood. being idiots we wanted to see what was going on. so as we were approaching the scene, a car pulled in front of the police car and stopped. it was a black guy and i didnt know what he wanted, but then he showed us a police badge and said that we threw stuff off the bridge. he told us "YOU BETTA NOT TRY TO RUN" which i thought was funny. then he brought us to the stopped cop car and said we threw glass off of the bridge and the cop said that if the black guy was on duty we could be arrested or some shit. basically you will cause accidents or broken windshields if u drop pumpkins off of a bridge. i dont know what would make someone want to risk lives like that. the cup was funny but dont drop heavy shit...

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Originally posted by TheSell0ut:

I knew one guy, who was sleeping over at his friends house, and he jacked off on his friends toothbrush and left it in the bathroom for him to use.

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I have a friend who had a bunch of my other friends sleep over his house, and all of them jizzed on his face while he was sleeping so he woke up with all different cum on his face. nasty.

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Originally posted by TheSell0ut:

I was tempted to use semen in place of eggs while making cookies for my family at Thanksgiving dinner a few weeks ago(I didn't).

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that is just wrong, why would you want to do that to your family? (this also reminds me of Van Wilder with the dog cum pastries) - but why to ur family? do it to someone you dont like.

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Originally posted by TheSell0ut:

Mixing ketchup and vinager and fudge icing or choclate pudding, then spreading it over a public toilet seat is a good prank as well.

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this sounds really funny.



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"basically you will cause accidents or broken windshields if u drop pumpkins off of a bridge. i dont know what would make someone want to risk lives like that. the cup was funny but dont drop heavy shit..."
to this i say that its a forum of bad ideas ain't it?

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Originally posted by turambar:
"basically you will cause accidents or broken windshields if u drop pumpkins off of a bridge. i dont know what would make someone want to risk lives like that. the cup was funny but dont drop heavy shit..."
to this i say that its a forum of bad ideas ain't it?

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i suppose you are right. i was just giving my opinion on the bad idea. maybe i was wrong considering the forum.

This one just occured to me. When your at at lunch at school, bring some brownies with chocolate ex-lax in them and then say, " I forgot my fork." and leave the brownies in the open. Nobody in high school can resist taking brownies especially if they think they can get away with it. Then come back. If you notice none missing, offer them out, if there are some missing, offer the rest out. Then watch the fun.

Most of these suck!! The best one I ever heard was replace the sand in public ash trays with Black Powder. Ooooo that's rich.

-kick ass

that would like hurt people tho :/ then u get in big trouble

it would be more fun to make "special" brownies and give them to people at school or put them on a table at a bake sale.

theres a big bridge in my town and i like to drrop those little plastic army guys with the parachutes off it and try to get it in peoples sun roofs

take a can of paint. open it and put some dry ice in it. close the lid. put it on some ones door step. ring the door bell. run like hell.

Please stop copying the Anarchists cook book. It hurts me.

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Oh Oh!

1: Rub shit on someones face while theyre sleeping
2: slap someone really hard in the head while theyre sleeping
3: kick footballs at passing cars
4: throw footballs at people riding past on bikes
5: play baseball naked
6: TOTAL rent-a-cars and try to return them
7: Bubble Wrap+Size 60 pants= One Fat Fuck

Hmmm what else

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can someone say cky2k?

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Originally posted by bombbastard:
back to the shiting thing, when its late at night shit into your hand (with a rubber glove on of course) and then put it in your neighbors mail box, so when the mailman gets there he will put his hand in the shit and he sure as hell wont clean up the shit in somones mail box so then when the person tries to get their mail, they will get shit on their hands and their mail box stinks like ass for a week

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I wouldn't do that beacause mailboxes are federal property and they can really screw you for that

i think that there are some very good ideas here like the garbage can idea and the black powder in the ash tray was pretty good the ones about shit... why would you do that!! that is disgusting and furthermore this is about pranks in bad ideas so who ever said tht the black powder could hurt someone.. who cares that is basically the whole point to some of these! also to everyone who copied cky and jackass and also the anarchist cookbook .. that is low to have to copy peoples ideas and use them here just to try and fit in that is fuking pathetic. secondly too many people here are just saying shit about how things would and would not work who cares with the garbage can thing you can find out wether or not the door opens but looking at the dahm door. and don't just post shit to critisize people's ideas here in some places you are meant to but this place is asking for ideas not your fucking opinion. yes i know i gave my opinion but i did this hopeing that others will share theirs and give an idea or stop critisizing.
My idea: honestly i made this post to tell others to stop bitching, and i am not much of a pratical joke thinker i normally just do things lots of other people have done. yet one that i think me and my friends made up was to take sign posts out (stop signs) and take everything off of it (screwdriver) than stick it on a road in the middle to reinssure you that atleast one traffic lane will run over it (best to do at night when people can't see it) and just sit on the side and watch people bang up the bottom of their car from running over it. the pole actually hits it pretty hard since the tires will pick up the pole.
For an extra kick rearrange the signs that you have now in logical places yet the incorrect ones which could cause some traffic confusions

i said it could hurt someone, but if u hurt/kill someone like that then u get arrested and put in jail and i dont think a little prank is worth going to jail. smaller shit is just as fun

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Originally posted by ComradeAsh:
Oh Oh!

1: Rub shit on someones face while theyre sleeping
2: slap someone really hard in the head while theyre sleeping
3: kick footballs at passing cars
4: throw footballs at people riding past on bikes
5: play baseball naked
6: TOTAL rent-a-cars and try to return them
7: Bubble Wrap+Size 60 pants= One Fat Fuck

Hmmm what else

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Are those really pranks? Or is it some practical shit that anybody could think of? I mean damn...who really says "Oh, I need a great prank, lets go look at on totse to find some stupid shit like throw a football at a passing car?"

i think its sick trying to make people eat your own body waste...

the better shit prank (i usually try them on old people that i dont like....) i get a paper bag and put lots of dogshit in it then put it on the old man's lawn or something... light the bag and the old man would come running and try to put the fire out by... um stomping it.... his slippers would be covered in dogshit (inculing his pants)

cheers

thats original...

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3 was in CKY(maybe 4 too), 6 was in the jackass movie, 7 was in jackass episode(s)

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actually, all 7 were in cky2k

the dog shit works, but its really hard for them to get outside and stomp it out before the fire just goes out. when me and my friend did this by the time the guy got outside with his shoes on there was hardly any fire left because his kid had answered the door. so make sure you use a big dillions bag or somthing insted of a lunch bag or a small bag.

the best prnk get a small thin strip of carpet underlay about 3 inches wide and as long as the width of the road and push nails through it then roll it up late at night when its dark go out and place across a road so drivers cannot see it just make sure you dsont do it on a road where the cars travel fast as thats just fucked up for added fun you could tie rope to it to pull it back to you after a car has gone over it and run like hell or just glue it down to the road as they wont be ableto get it back up

hmmmmm. this prank is pretty cool but i havent actually tested it myself though i have reliable sources. If you absolutely hate someone u could this but it can ruin thousands of dollars in electronics, ruin somebodys life, and is totally illegal. But take two batteries(the more powerful the battery the bigger the blast radius, i.e. a car battery could like do a neighbor hood and a D maybe a house)Where rubber gloves. Anyway connect a copper wire from the + to the + sides and a - to a negative-. Once u do this it blows so run like hell. It's a miniature emp(electromagnetic pulse) bomb like in the matrix. The batteries explode. Its completely harmless to humans( cept perhaps for spewing acid after explosion) but blows the circuitry of anything electical device in blast radius. This doesn't mean off, it means destroyed. Naturally if they had a computer.... BTW dont bring any cell phones or electric watches. This takes out lights tvs u name it. Security cameras too. And apparently it can wipe tapes but im not sure. SO go have fun.

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Originally posted by bombbastard:
the dog shit works, but its really hard for them to get outside and stomp it out before the fire just goes out. when me and my friend did this by the time the guy got outside with his shoes on there was hardly any fire left because his kid had answered the door. so make sure you use a big dillions bag or somthing insted of a lunch bag or a small bag.

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when i did that, they guy chased me for a few blocks and tackled me. They called the cops but i got away before they got there. His wife wanted to charge me for arson

shame

i so rule

This only works when it is hot:
Get allot of shrimp,preferably raw, and go to the victims house.Take the hubcaps off the car and place the shrimp in the empty space and then put hucaps back on.
While they drive after a few days all they can smell in the car is rotting shrimp...

this is original...i just thought of it one day, and tryed to imagine how cool it would look..ok, so here it is...

take something like fishing string, and tie a wet paintbrush to it(use an ugly color, like brown or pink). then tie the string to 2 telephone poles across from each other, OVER A ROAD...make it the height of an average sized car or SUV, or put it on a road that only allows certain types/weights for vehicles...then videotape all of the cars when they drive by with big stripes on their cars

*make sure that u tie the paintbrush so that when a car hits it, that it has alot of flexibility to the string so the paintbrush can flip around and not fall off when a taller vehicle comes by...if you're paintbrush does fall off or a tall vehicle knocks it off, remember, they still got some paint on their and they're gonna be really pissed off, so don't let them see you....tie the paintbrush up there when there isnt any cars around or people watching you....it works best if a friend helps you tie it up there on the other pole, so you can do it fast and get the hell outta there!!!

Does wyman's idea really work? I couldn't believe something like that would work...something like that, that turns of security cameras is too powerful to find in 2 batteries...

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this is original...i just thought of it one day, and tryed to imagine how cool it would look..ok, so here it is...

take something like fishing string, and tie a wet paintbrush to it(use an ugly color, like brown or pink). then tie the string to 2 telephone poles across from each other, OVER A ROAD...make it the height of an average sized car or SUV, or put it on a road that only allows certain types/weights for vehicles...then videotape all of the cars when they drive by with big stripes on their cars

*make sure that u tie the paintbrush so that when a car hits it, that it has alot of flexibility to the string so the paintbrush can flip around and not fall off when a taller vehicle comes by...if you're paintbrush does fall off or a tall vehicle knocks it off, remember, they still got some paint on their and they're gonna be really pissed off, so don't let them see you....tie the paintbrush up there when there isnt any cars around or people watching you....it works best if a friend helps you tie it up there on the other pole, so you can do it fast and get the hell outta there!!!

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haha thats a cool idea.

A kid or three did something like that in our neighborhood cept he or she dumped several buckets of yellow paint over the roads one night in the dark spot on our road(the only way into my neighborhood) and every car that went thru there got yellow paint on the tires and then the paint slashed up and all over the sides of the cars and trucks. So now i have a yellow and green truck....I got the little crackheads back tho

you could fill a trashcan with gas instead and lean it against a door, when you light it, only the top will burn , When they open the door WHOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Or get a small PLASTIC bucket and fill it gas , set it on somebody's car or porch, light it and run, The fire will melt the plastic sending gas rushing everywhere!!

Go to homedepot or lowes or a hardware store and get Bix paint Stripper, Open the bottle and pour it on a car!!!!, The paint just peels off!!

Another one,

Go to a restaurant that does singing and shit for peoples birthday, Kinda hang loose for a minute, Pick someone who looks at you funny or something and then find an employee and tell them it's thats person's birthday!, i've seen some people get super pissed off this one

Condoms over car exhaught pipes. They inflate........
lol
nah
Fill waterbombs with sunscreen and throw them at windows of cars or houses or whatever. Sunscreen is hard as hell to get out.

>>The trash can filled with water is a good prank. If the door comes inside the house, then the water would spills in the house. If it opens outside the water would go to the outside. It would be better if you like peed in it or something.<<

how big of a bladder do you have? you would be there for years and by that time you would have stunk out your whole house. loser

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actually, all 7 were in cky2k

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I know

TreyDay you fuckhole that is fucking gay u peice of shit that aint funny how would you like it if i was a big giant and i lit you on fire and realeased you into someones home you monkeyfucking asshole.

everyones got the friend in highschool who never cleans his/her locker and its all cluttered.... buy yourself a small little carton of milk (25 cents at my school) and stick it in the back of there locker... eventually the mold and shit inside the milk will build up to the point where it opens and makes the whole hallway smell like rotten milk... my locker is broken and opens on its own and some of my friends pulled this one on me about 3 weeks ago... all my books still smell like shit and my whole locker hallway hates me =\

this one is funny if done right. its called "The UpperDecker". simply take a dump in the upper part of the toilet, first you remove the rectangle shaped lid, and take a dump in there, so when someone flushes the toilet, shit will appear in the toilet bowl, and some shit will still stay in the upper part which means who ever has to take it out would have a hard time.. even funnier if you got the runs

this was so funny when i did this to my girlfriend. i was at this tourist place and it had glass doors, and the doorknob was loose, so i accidently pulled it off and my girlfriend was coming so i pretended to open the door by just moving the doorknob and saying "ladies first"; but the door never moved so she walked right into it and smashed her nose, but it didnt hurt her, sure was funnnnnnnny!!!!!!!

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this one is funny if done right. its called "The UpperDecker". simply take a dump in the upper part of the toilet, first you remove the rectangle shaped lid, and take a dump in there, so when someone flushes the toilet, shit will appear in the toilet bowl, and some shit will still stay in the upper part which means who ever has to take it out would have a hard time.. even funnier if you got the runs

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yay!
www.urinalpoop.org

Has anyone seen the movie "american graffiti"????, if you havent theres a part in the movie where a guy is dared to do a prank on a parked cop car. you dont know what hes doing until you see the prank in action.

What he did was crawl underneath the cop car while the pigs were still in it and attach a chain to the back axle - which the other end was connected to something....um.....a light pole i think.

anyway, the guy who pulled the prank hops back in car with his mates, drives around the block and crusies in front of the pigs, yells something....then speeds off.

So the cop car takes off to follow them, then BAMM the chain tightens, ripping the back axle off the cop car....funny stuff, if it is actually possible though hmmmm....

heres some stuff for school

** if your school has tvs in some class rooms, or a tv everyone uses in a storeroom, sneak in at lunch time or when the teachers are having a meeting in the staff room, plug it in, turn it on...now get a magent and right "FUCK YOU" or something across the screen with the magent.

for thoses that dont know, putting a magnet to a tv screen leaves a blue/purple mark on the screen. you can do the same with computer screens....but the tv gets more people looking at it.

** wait till the teachers have those yearly "teacher/parent interviews" cause its the only time the teachers stay reallllly late at school.

you'll need rope (5-10 meters is best), and a garbage bin (preferiable one with handles). now find a car with those ball bearing things on the back (used to attach trailers)attach a bin with the rope to the ball bearing.

This really only works if the car park is near shrubs or bushs, or some sort of garden where you can hide the bin and the rope. as long as the teahcer dosent open the boot (most teachers chuck they shit next to them or on the back seat) they will take off....the rope will skittle away until it rips the bin out dragging it behind the car. they see it get out to take it off...you could cover the bar in some sticky shit like honey or glue to be a REAL cunt.

ahh ive written to much, i could write more but...ahhhh im tired

This is pretty funny, just get a sheet and stain it with some fake blood or any other believeable substance. Lie down in an alleyway with only your shoes sticking out and wait for someone to find you, when they pull the sheet off your face go "YOU MOTHER FUCKER. DO I WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING ASLEEP!!??"

Shitty dollar? you know that was used in CKY3 try to be original you fucking poser.

thats already been pointed out

heres some stuff i thought of and i got some pretty funny reactions:

go to someones house, and make sure you can see them through their window. hit their door with a snowball or football and watch the reactions, preferably from a distance...or if you can see the person through their back window, get a friend to ring their doorbell and run or egg their house, and you hide and watch them throught their back window...watch the asshole get up and goto their door to find a surprise...you can think of tons of different variations of this one.

ok, this is hilarious, goto a burger king or something like that(i did it at burger king) and when someone is placing their order, throw something at their car(i used a ball) and go back to get it after the person leaves, if they don't chase you, i went back and two employees chased me, and one of the guys had his sleeves rolled all the way up to his shoulders, and acted like a hardass, but i just ran to piss them off.....

or goto burger king(yea, after all the stuff i did to them, i'm currently banned from there) goto the drivethru on your bike or skateboard and order the cheapest stuff there(like a small fry and some water) then argue with the staff when they yell at you....when i did it, like 7 staff members came out and yelled at me...it works best with a skateboard because they say "drive thru is for 4-wheeled vehicles only!" or just run up there and order a large cock and run!! (hey, I was bored)

ok, goto a rental car place when their closed(really late at night) and set off all of their alarms on the cars(when i did it, the alarms were silent) jump on the cars and kick em, then stand on a hill and watch when people come there 10 mins later! (the people who worked there drove off-road and up the hill after me and my friends after we did this! someone must have notified them about us or something! they were at the rental car place in 10 minutes!)

this is funny as well, get a bunch of friends! ok, have one person fall off of their bike or skateboard and lay in the road, you and your friends "run over to him to see if he is OK!" make sure you act like he is hurt, and when someone drives by, they will stop their car and get out, worried for your friends safety...THEN EVERYONE GETS UP AND RUNS AWAY WHILE SCREAMING "FUCK YOU" AND "YOU'VE JUST BEEN PRANKED!!" faking a fight in the middle of the road works too...

get someone that looks like they're really young(i know this lil 13 year old kid that looks like hes 9 years old, this worked perfectly) and act like he is your little brother. go up to someones door and take your shirt off, and wrap up your "little brother's" arm with it, and tell him to act like hes crying. knock on the door and tell the person that you need to use their phone, because your "little brother" hurt his arm. if they ask to see your "little brother's" arm to put a band-aid on it, tell him to shake his head "no" and to say that "he wants to use the phone to call his mommy." don't go in their house...tell them you won't go into a strangers house...so they will bring the phone to you. when they go to get the phone, you can run away, or use their phone and dial 911 and run away, or take their phone and run!!!

This was done in the jerky boys but its funny... Go to Mcdonalds and ask for a McPenis Filet, and a chicken McTesticle. I did that once and the blonde bitch didn't know what to say!

yeah i listened to taht, try McBeer too

this sounds stupid if if u get a little kid (5-9) to play the "fake victem" and u do it in front of old ppl its quite funny.

find a place in your neighborhood that has really tall over grown grass thats a empty lot (2-3 foot weeds and over grown dead grass) and have some 1 hid in the back of the weededb place and have the fake victem ride his bike slowly past the weeded area but on the other side of the street and when he rides past the weeded are have the person whos back in the weeded area have a cap gun with the and fire the cap gun...

tel the "victem"to fall over on his bixk with his eyes shut the second he hears the cap go off...if u do it infront of old ppl and tell him dont get up or move they will run over there but if the go inside real quick first ru away cuz they are calling the cops for an ambulance...we did this and we had like 3 old ladys rushing over to this little 8 year old in my neighboorhood

wouldnt they be able to tell the sound diffrence beetween a cap gun and real gun? and what about blood?

no shit thats y u do it in front of OLD ppl and do it kinda far away so they wouldnt be able 2 see blood even if there was..or u can use blood packets like we did but they r rare to find down here thats y u gotta buy shit loads sown here

heres a hella good prank thatll work at most high schools.

Materials
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One big auditorium, with removable rows of seats.

A gigantic tarp (were talking HUGE, big enough to cover your audiotirum floor)

an empty orchestra pit at the bottom.

A lot of water.

A lot of time.

A lot of people willing to help.

Procedure
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Remove the seats in the auditorium. If you're low on time, only remove the middle row(s).

Now, make sure your orchestra pit beneath the stage is empty.

Fill it with water!

Lay down that BIG BIG BIG tarp.

SOAK THE TARP!!

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congratulations, you know have an auditorium-sized.........

SLIP N' SLIDE!!!


wooo woooo wooo wooo wooooo

now, somebody do that... and send pictures!

haha, that was an idea we all had one day.

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a sign on a sign post reading," DRUG DEALERS
LIVE HERE!" or "THE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE SELL
DRUGS TO LITTLE CHILDREN!"
then shove the sign firmly into the target's front lawn very late saturday night, so that
people going to church sunday morning will
read it.

here's one that will cost you a couple bucks to do (postage), but it's worth it if you
really wanna hose some sucker bad.
write a letter that reads,"hi! i am
(insert enemy's name here), chapter president of Gays Against God ('GAG').
your friends at 'Cocks for Kids' have suggested adding your name to our mailing list, as one who very possibly might be interested in accepting a trial membership in this, our recently formed chapter in your neighborhood."

blah blah blah, lay it on thick.

then print about a dozen copies of this letter and mail a copy to people
around the neighborhood. people who are crabby and that you really don't
like anyway (might as well piss off as many 'enemies' as you can). be sure to mail one to yourself. that way, should you yourself become suspect, you can thrust it in your accuser's face and say,
"fuck you, asshole! the faggoty bastard sent me one, too!". also, if you
send yourself a copy, you can always show it to people you didn't send a
copy to saying, "look what the faggot down the street sent me!" you can
even send your copy to the cops along with a letter of your own (heavily
misspelled) asking them to please investigate whoever it was who sent this to you.

there it is there



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GO INTO A GIRLS BATHROOM WITH CLEAR SYRANWRAP AND PUT IT OVER THE COMMODE SO WHEN THEY PEE IT'S JUST HELL!

STUPID IDIOT!

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this one is so old i'd almost forgotten it.
fill out a shit load of those 'get twelve music cds for 99 cents' mail order cards they stuff inside magazines. fill 'em out with your target's name and address. send
anything and everything you can find that
reads, 'send no money, we will bill you.'
most of these don't even require postage.
send in about a hundred or so. just be sure to select cd titles that you know your enemy will really hate. like if he's into metal send him polka music.

there it is there!

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also, make sure when you sign them up for something, that it will be worth absolutely nothing someday...don't sign them up for any limited edition CDs or anyhting...wouldn't you hate it if your enemy got a shitty CD that was worth something? and then you see them get like 1000$ for it on ebay....

OK so thers this dork in the neighborhood where I hang out at, well anyways we invted him over for the season opening of th XFL. So we all drank coke but him being the nerd that he is said he wanted "chocolate milk". Lol, he got his. Well I voluntered to make his choc-ass milk. I crushed up some exlax chocolate bars real good. mixed it in.So he drinks it and has to go take a shit. so we lock his ass in the house, My friends mom was in on it too. She wouldnt let him leave, he held tha shit in for 2 hours!!!! Well after ards his brother told us he took a shit for 2 hours non stop andhe dehydrated so they hd to buy him pediasure some shit for lil kids. We lovethe guy he i such a god sport.

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Originally posted by ComradeAsh:
Oh Oh!

1: Rub shit on someones face while theyre sleeping
2: slap someone really hard in the head while theyre sleeping
3: kick footballs at passing cars
4: throw footballs at people riding past on bikes
5: play baseball naked
6: TOTAL rent-a-cars and try to return them
7: Bubble Wrap+Size 60 pants= One Fat Fuck

Hmmm what else

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WOW, SOMEONES BEEN WATCHING A BIT TO MUCH JACKASS AND CKY VIDEOS.

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Originally posted by dumbfreak001:
WOW, SOMEONES BEEN WATCHING A BIT TO MUCH JACKASS AND CKY VIDEOS.

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Read the thread and then re-evaluate what you just said.


Idiot.

Lets see about 4 of these pranks I have read in past posts, so as long as we are re-naming stuff...

Take 2 trashcans, tie them together with a fishing line, put them at opposite sides of the street, and wait for a car to drive down...

Also, take a couple cans of shaving cream, open someone's car door. Spray the shaving cream with frozen nitrogen, or something along that line (dun rem what it was), peel away the can, and throw the frozen cream in the car. When the dude comes to open his car, the shaving cream made a nice little vacuum in there, so it is still small, but once opened it blows up, filling most of the car...

/\/e\/\/R/\ge

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Originally posted by girlzlover7:
get four pigs paint 1, 2, 3, 5 on them grease them up and release them in your school they will be hard as hell to catch because they will be slippery and once they do catch them they will be looking for pig 4 haha

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they did this at my high school a while back, but only 1,2, and 4

Putting a twelve guage slug through someone at close range would be a pretty good prank. Make sure to tell them it is just a prank, though!

I did this once and by the end of the week, my target was in tears.

Have friends/accomplices go where the target allways hangs out at (school,mall,bus plaza,whatever.)

Have people walk by the target randomly,and have them say something like "fucking bitch" or "theyre gonna get you" or be creative with it. The target keeps hearing this,(if they are in a group,just make sure she only hears it.)

They wont know what the hell is going on. They might even start to think they are going crazy or "someone" is "out to get them". Heh Heh

If said target confronts them/you just play it cool like you dont know what theyre talking about.

This works best if you know a lot of people, or teenagers who will do shit for free or a cigerette.

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Originally posted by devoiced:
it would be more fun to make "special" brownies and give them to people at school or put them on a table at a bake sale.

theres a big bridge in my town and i like to drrop those little plastic army guys with the parachutes off it and try to get it in peoples sun roofs

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I'm doing this one to everyone at my dorm

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Originally posted by girlzlover7:
get four pigs paint 1, 2, 3, 5 on them grease them up and release them in your school they will be hard as hell to catch because they will be slippery and once they do catch them they will be looking for pig 4 haha
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lol

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Originally posted by MSW2006:
My idea, a prank that actually WORKS

First of all, get a square trash can, and, get it full of water. This may be hard to do, but well worth it. Then, sneak up quietly to somebody's house, and lean it against their door. Knock, and run away. Really good for videotaping.

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be sure to add dirt and dye to stain floors!

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Originally posted by CS1400:
[B]heres some stuff i thought of and i got some pretty funny reactions:

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lmao those where pretty fucking great

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Originally posted by ComradeAsh:
Oh Oh!

1: Rub shit on someones face while theyre sleeping
2: slap someone really hard in the head while theyre sleeping
3: kick footballs at passing cars
4: throw footballs at people riding past on bikes
5: play baseball naked
6: TOTAL rent-a-cars and try to return them
7: Bubble Wrap+Size 60 pants= One Fat Fuck

Hmmm what else

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Posted by hartattack2188
3 was in CKY(maybe 4 too), 6 was in the jackass movie, 7 was in jackass episode(s)

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1 was in CKY, 2 was in CKY2K, 3 was in either CKY2K or CKY3, 6 was in the Jackass movie, and 7 was in both CKY(2k?) and Jackass episodes.