For gorest it would be diceting the person on a steel table coverd with salt. Also keep them alive with out drugs

Pain ful would be a guy and rinning a metal rod into the eye of his penis and stabbing stuff till he goes into shock and dies

Clean duh syanide in a drink

clean? snap his neck silently.

Sandblast, dip in rubbing alcohol, repeat.

Cleanest... Well in terms of evidence, probablt a lethal dose of heroin. Make it look like an accidental OD.

In terms of mess... Broken neck.

Goriest - Quarter the fuck and disembowel him/her.

Cleanest - I agree, Cyanide

fuc u fag

goriest? swallowing explosives and setting them off at an inconvenient time.

(could be) most painful: Time. It's also the most surefire way. Depending on the kind of life he'd live, dying of old age may be the worst, like spending his final days in some crappy, smelly old-folks home.

1.cut off all circulation to his right arm... we wouldnt want any cumstains on our couch now would we...

2. on his lft finger cut a small paper cut... now to make sure it wont get infected we must dump itin a bowl of rubbing alchohol

3.now i will cut little slits in his back... and to ease the pain i will rub salt into them...

4. i will the take out a wwrench and twist his cock off and shove a dildo in the hole to make sure the bitch dont die a virgin...

5. i will then take a baseball bat and beat the shit out of him but il make sure not to knock himout

6.then i will shoot him in the foot and make him blead to death while watching old reruns of pokemon...

7. and right before he dies il cut off his foot and make him eat it...

and those are the 7 steps to torturing someone enjoy

Gore: Whatever Jack the Ripper did to his victims.
Painfull: Death of a thousand cuts.
Clean: Snapping the neck.

Gory: never really thought about it...

Pain: cheese grater to remove skin, along with a healthy dose of draino (or at the very least salt).

Clean: Low mess and low evidence - asphyxiate them (laughing gas or something - easy to make it look accidental ).

Goriest:Gut him. Cut out his insides. Feast upon the blood that flows out. Devour the tender fresh raw meat. Roast the brain and eat it. Rip out the heart and feed until there is nothing left.

Painful:Cut him up. Tie him down. Pour salt in one of his wounded arms and start eating it. Then lay him down and piss on his wounded flesh. Then pour gasoline in his cuts. Then hang him upside down and light a match.

or just cut him up and put hydrocloric acid in the wounds.(this is worse than gasoline i have gotten it in a cut b4)

Clean: Same as goreiest if you eat the whole thing.

Knee him in the tits.

wouldnt shotgun to the head provide the most gore?

wouldnt shotgun from the feet up be the most pain?

i dont see any way a shotgun would be clean....but i suppose a .22 would be clean considering it would make a rather small hole and bounce around inside his skull liquidfying his brain and not coming out the other side.

What the fuck is wrong with you people!

CTR

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Originally posted by sexual assault:
Gore: Whatever Jack the Ripper did to his victims.
Painfull: Death of a thousand cuts.
Clean: Snapping the neck.

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Didnt jack the ripper cut out hookers uterus'?

And this is the assclown that told me to get a girlfriend? I doubt his balls have dropped. What is with these retards?

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Originally posted by YouAreNotYourKhakis:
Knee him in the tits.

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"Hims" don't have tits.

Since this topic is killing many of my braincells by simply being inane, I would say that this is the goriest way to kill a person.

Nox

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"Hims" don't have tits.

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Fat ones do!

Gory: steal one of those wood chippers, put him in through the front and shoot out the gore onto the front of a persons house for a nice gory display.

Painful: 3 foot spiked dildo shoved upwards extremely slow until impaled.

Cleanest: drug overdose as someone said.

Cleanest and best evidence free way to kill some one is introduce them to alot of bad habits. Such as hookers, hard drugs, smoking, gambling with mobster bookies, that kind of shit.

Not a sure fire way to kill them but guaranteed they wont live long.

gambling with mobster bookies isnt clean, its just evidence free... 'you didnt see nothing'

Clean - Inject air into their bloodstream or something like that.

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Originally posted by ComradeAsh:
gambling with mobster bookies isnt clean, its just evidence free... 'you didnt see nothing'

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Exactly and you dont do the work. So one else does.

a clean way well i think its clean, the stuff that rapist use to knock out their victims i forgot what its called but its some stuff on a hankercheif and they put it over their nose and they get knocked out, then throw them in a lake and they'll drown

choloroform?

The cleanest way would be...CHOLESTOROL! you could feed someone Egg sandwiches, MANY egg sandwiches.

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gore = cut someone open and hang them by their intestins from a tree in the middle of a town
painful = kick someone is the nuts until they die of shock ( i read that you can die of shock from getting kciked in the nutz )
clean = inject someting that will kill them

the most painful (im not insane) way is to tie him on a chair, use sandpaper, not machine ones and collect some very high salt water like from the black sea or something and clean his wounds, if he got children, catch them and torture them very painfully and let him watch them die very painfully with fish hooks holding his eyes open, make him eat their fleshes and send his organs to mexic organ smuggling thing... hire a sick gimp with a huge cock to fuck his anus wide up and bite his dick off... get a driller and drill his tits...then open up his stomach take something that wont kill him and place bamboo seeds and watch him scream as they grow thro him painfully, he would be begging to die, tie him to my car and drive happily thro a rose farm and hearing all the screaming and drive on the road, etc etc and let him drown in piss mixed with salt.... again it would be the gorest because the rose would be bright red because of the blood and the road would be red.... heh

lets say that dude is osama bin laden that fuck face......

cleanest way kill a person is to find him/her in a bath and throw a hairdryer or stero in the bath (it must be plugged) and the cops will think it was an accident...

if any of u like ideas how to fuck up people, watch se7en, it made me so sick when i saw this... knife dick... errrghhh

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probaly the most painful would be to stick you hand up a persons ass and fuck with there organs and stuff.

the most goriest would be to have a person fall off a building right on to the concrete head first.

the really funny way to die would be to have a fat man dressed in a pig suit eat off you dick and leave you there to blead.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fwank:
[B]the most painful (im not insane) way is to tie him on a chair, use sandpaper, not machine ones and collect some very high salt water like from the black sea or something and clean his wounds, if he got children, catch them and torture them very painfully and let him watch them die very painfully with fish hooks holding his eyes open, make him eat their fleshes and send his organs to mexic organ smuggling thing... hire a sick gimp with a huge cock to fuck his anus wide up and bite his dick off... get a driller and drill his tits...then open up his stomach take something that wont kill him and place bamboo seeds and watch him scream as they grow thro him painfully, he would be begging to die, tie him to my car and drive happily thro a rose farm and hearing all the screaming and drive on the road, etc etc and let him drown in piss mixed with salt.... again it would be the gorest because the rose would be bright red because of the blood and the road would be red.... heh

ok maybe mine doesnt seem so gory any more

Shaved beaten and have the process repeated all while being forced to stare at the sun after having their eyelids ripped out and doused wiht salt.

10,000 razor blade cuts (after having crotch convieniently cut off). Then, roll them into a bath of salt, lemon juice, alcohol, or dip them in the ocean slowly.

Snap neck for clean.

Most gorey... Skin riped clean off with razor, then bones all taken out and left to dry on a porch.

cleanest way....lightsaber

i still say the cleanest way is obviously lethal injection

Well, for most painful, I'd say sticking an electrical rod into his penis, and one in his anus, and shocking him to death. Ouch!

Cleanest: Give them cancer

Cancer may be the cleanest, but, you should've seen the pain my grrandmother was in.

for Goriest get an industial wood chipper in the back of a truck drive down the highway doing 120 and put the guy in the chipper still alive and let his guts shoot on other cars

cleanest but still very painfull get a large sirenge and pump him full of hidrogen peroxide and let it eat his insides clean/....you may want to tie him down might get ugly

gore:
take a lighter grenade and strap it onto his
stomach

painful: pins with feathers attached on the
head, pin him all over and fan him with a
high-powered electrical fan

clean/maybe the worst:
put a face towel over his face, and pour
water to wet the towel, slowly suffocating
him...(he must be tied up first...

Cleanest - Cyanide
Painful - Hashishim style interrogation/torture (days on end removing organs and such, always eventually resulting in death.)
Messiest - Tying person up in rawhide and dunking in water afterwards. (crush to death)

The definetly most cleanest way is pushing someone into a bottomless pit.
Also a cool way to torture someone is cutting off his dick in age 12 or something, that guy wont die, but he'll never know what an orgasm is

Force them to listen to Anthrit Magical Sorcerer/god/fairlylik creature over and over again.

Dudes and fellow dudettes.
Just stop, just for one instant and actually look at what the fuck you are writing. Sure it's all cool to think hypothetically about this kind of stuff, but damn man, sounds like some of you lowerminded lifeforms actually planned the schematics out in real life. Do you wanna link the little drawings you sick fucks have made to?
Oh yeah, hmmm what does this remind me of... Hmm let's think.... how about when Hitler decreed the final solution and what would be the most efficient in terms of time and money, form of extermination of members of the human race.
you people are really degressing you know.
Not that i'm better.

There is no clean way to kill someone. It is going to be messy somehow involving blood, semen, spit, vomit, etc. Besides, you all are just getting ideas of movies.

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The definetly most cleanest way is pushing someone into a bottomless pit.
Also a cool way to torture someone is cutting off his dick in age 12 or something, that guy wont die, but he'll never know what an orgasm is

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where do bottomless pits exsist at?

There are many ways to kill someone and make it gorey, but making it a nice clean kill is damn near impossible.

Goriest...tie them down and chop bodies parts of one by one.

Painful...tie them down and chop bodies parts of one by one.

Clean...tie them down and chop bodies parts of one by one.
But remember to sweep up afterwards.

Thats not gorey. Its not even creative.

I think that the most painful and goriest would be skinning them alive, but keeping smelling salts, and addren. shots to keep them out of shock and consious. wouldn't last for long, but if you can, while they're still consious rub salt or acid or something nice like that on a good part of the wound.

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Originally posted by pink spid3r:
There is no clean way to kill someone. It is going to be messy somehow involving blood, SEMEN, spit, vomit, etc. Besides, you all are just getting ideas of movies.

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WAit a minute! I didn't know you jizz when you die.. Just my thought for the day..

what about if you lewer someone into a gas chamber and lock him in and kill him with gas? that dont involve blood spit vomit or semen