I Want some ideas of how i could fuck up my schools computer system from on the computer that i want to fuck up. Any suggestions?

Input a virus from a disc. Or do whatever evil thing else to do.

Aren't all school computers hooked up into a network? A worm perhaps?

My school has taken all the disc drives out of every single computer apart form the main one. You could always make your self a website and download a virus and then prepare for a massive bill.

-MJ

What are you going to prove by installing viruses on your school computers? Do you really think that they will say "oh crap, we have a virus. I'll bet some kid put it on, we should cancel school so they wont do it again." The only thing you will do is:
A) Get caught and suspended
B) Get flamed by this post and give up
C) Actualy do something to the computer, but then pay more tax money for the schools to have the computers repaired.
D) Do all your writing by hand because the computers don't work.

So as you can see, there is absolutely NO good side of messing with school computers. Why don't you all do something practicle with your time?

Well, it is school and there isn't a demolistions class so it isn't a time that i hate to waste, and i am unsuperviesed there at lunch so.

-kick ass

When I was younger I used to think like you. Why not fuck up the school network? Learnt a bit about Windows NT security etc......... but in the end they suspected who it was and wised up to the fact. Don't do it. You are ruining other people chance for a decent education. (Teacher's Arguement) My Arguement: Do something useful like network admin, programming or penetration testing. You may learn something from cracking school networks but the cost at the end is too much. You WILL get caught. Teachers aren't dumb. (Unless they never use a computer!)

BTW: Useful link: http://www.disney.com

When a nework is as fragile as the shcools systems are is isn't hard. The saying a picture is worth a thousand words is very applicable here. For Example: 1 million lines of code the most efective virus ever made can be outstriped by 2 seconds, a kid, and a Slegehammer. Simmilar things with wires.

Fun things to do:

1) Unplug ethernet cords and install them in differnet computers.
2) Downloading DVD files.
3) Duplicating the entire Hard Drive
4) Setting the Home Page to a site with animal sex.
5) Desktop Pictures, Be imaginative.
6) Alert Sounds, Awful words can be fun.
7) Stealing the ball out of non-optical mouses.
8) Its amasing what a can of chesse whiss will do when yo squirt it through the vent holes on a computer.
9) Java and Perl runing is built into almost all OS's
10) Place alias's everywhere.
11) One Word "Sharpie"
12) Put Paper in the disk drives.
13) No-Magnet zone? Well we'll see about that.
14) Shugar is flamable; Water will go through a lot of circuts that get hot before it drains out. Shugar-Water therefore . . .

In MS-DOS tell it to turn of the fan and find Pi Exactly.

One thing, with inserting the virus, you would need to keep it in the comp. Aren't all schools programmed with deep-freeze? Or am I wrong?

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2.h4x0r z3 m0n1t0r!! like m4d d00d j00 h4x0r h4rd!! like w00t!
2.n3xt j00 h4x0r ze cpU!! H4X0r like CRaZeeeee hahaha n0w u inside CPU!!
3.s00 el1te hax0ring!!! hax0r n3tw0rk c4bl3!!! br34k all un1337 blu3 n3tw0rk cabl3x0r!!!!

alright we had enough of how to destroy school computer threats already, the ideas are repeated too many times, and as far as i know, the one i just typed above is the most creative besides the usual insert virus, break parts off.

One more thing, why dont you start a protein folding team on your school computer resources? form a team and make all your school computers run the folding software at full blast, you will be helping people out while at the same time fucking up your school computers.

[This message has been edited by CDG (edited 11-04-2002).]

Zok, the point of life is to enjoy it.

And what could be more enjoyable than having to write everything by hand?

Just play games instead of doing your work in class. I finished my computer programming assignments in 15 minutes. We had a week to do them. So I simply played SNES emulators. Now looking back I wish I would have installed AOE II or something. I managed to get KaZaA lite on that machine, but the network administrator decided to make a habit out of deleting almost everything in my network folder daily (I downloaded about 1-2 GB of files daily, our school has a 10 GB hard drive on the file server for over 3000 students). Well, just bypass the security on the machines to do whatever you want. It will drive the network administrator crazy, and as you probably already know anybody who has a technology related job at a school is terribly underqualified and may quite possibly mess up a bunch of the school's systems trying to add security. Our administrator still hasn't discovered that you can open .exe files through the open office document thingy. Well, I have rambled on long enough.

You need:
- A disk
- Scissors
- White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)
- Clear nail polish
- Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!)
- Remove the cotton covering from the inside.
- Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper,
metal might spark the matchpowder!)
- After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk.
- Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture
- Let it dry
- Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish
to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).
- When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read
the disk, which causes quite an amusement when your in class and the teachers computer catches on fire.

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Originally posted by Tazer Daddy:
You need:
- A disk
- Scissors
- White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)
- Clear nail polish
- Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!)
- Remove the cotton covering from the inside.
- Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper,
metal might spark the matchpowder!)
- After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk.
- Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture
- Let it dry
- Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish
to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).
- When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read
the disk, which causes quite an amusement when your in class and the teachers computer catches on fire.

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Well there wasnt much point quoting you, but your name reminds me of a interesting device. Yes, i have actually tried this, and beleive it or not, it worked. I was extremely pissed off at a pc-bang(cyber cafe, only you play games in these, lan party store?), and happen to have a swap meet near by. I bought me a 40 dollar tazer, ran inside, stuck it into the back of a computer, and pushed the button. I ended up shocking myself a little bit, but the computer i did it to went beserk, and after which i ran. No its not a good idea, its a rather stupid one, but it was a personal experience.