Do any of you know what i can take that is readily avalible that will get me admitted to hospital and wront kill me or do to much long term damage

You joking right .. *nudge* *nudge* right ?

This Sooo doesn't belong in this forum
Besides, you already posted the same question in at least one other forum.

Do you think you'll get a better answer and not flamed here? Or another forum?

Perhaps if you gave a reason for requesting this information, you might, might get better responses.

A car?

mysterychick,how long u wanna be in the hospital and y.

I nice laceration should do the job, or a broken nose. But that is ER waiting room type of stuff. For something a little more serious try inhaling the fumes that come from mixing bleach and amonia, just not too much and stay in a ventelated area and you should come out of it fine, you may or may not spend the night for that.

pucture wound in the thigh or something. find out where the veins and stuff are (unless you want to bleed to death) and give yourself a good stabbing.

might even get surgery for it too.

or you could make yourself faint and hope for a night under observation.

get alcohol poisoning

drink till you are really drunk then drink a little mor and when you start throwing up drink some more it will get you atleast the night if not 2-3 days or longer

my friend got 2 weeks but his liver shut down

thank you for all your replies-I think i will try alcohol poising it sound like the best thing and im pritty sure it will work but im not looking forward to it cause i got told you feel like throwing up 4 48 hours straight!

You did this like a week or so ago. It must not have been something too immediate. Just poison yourself. Eat something that will cause your appendix to swell, or fuck with your tonsils.

BE YOURSELF

-kick ass

Yeha youll feel like shit but you have to to eb in a hospital. Its better then being scared for life and wounded.

Or you could 'attempt suicide' [take enough aspirin just to cause some seirous pain so youll get your stomach pumped or something. and yes it will hurt worse then anything] and after youre let out of the hospital you can goto a mental hospital for treatment. Itll eb on yourr ecord forever, but now a days every yuppy attempts suicide a few tiems to be with it! and plus, thats like pure rest. and if you act out of order a few times you can get some nice drugs!

why do you wanna be in the hospital?

Appearently she wants to waste insurance on herself.


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Get a skateboard (like Birdhouse, The Firm, World Industries, Etc...) and ride it off the roof of your house. Land real hard on your knees. For quicker damage, land this stunt in the driveway.

Stand atop a set of monkey bars, jump and land on your elbows.

Pour Isopropyl rubbing alcohol on your arm and light it.

Let an M-80 go off in your hand. (think of starting a conversation with only 6 fingers.)

Or light up a barrel of roofing cement. Let it burn for a couple of minutes. Shove your hand in the sauce of hell.

And Preps suck!

I think those are the things she is trying to avoid. She's looking for an "easy" way to get admitted. Well its not going to be fuckin easy... you might have to get hit by a car or something...

I got admitted before for hitting my head really hard against a door, I did it several times repeatedly infront of my psychiatrist in her office I was admitted in the psych ward for a week, But i got to stay there for 3 months before.

I already told you last week: take a bunch of diphenhydramine (benadryl, dramamine, sleeping pills) and try to talk with your parents. When they realize you're fucked out of your gourd, show them the empty packet of sleeping pills. The psych ward is fun.

alcohol is the easiest but its definately not going to be any fuckin fun you will feel terrible

Hey mysterychick all you have to do, is stick your mouth on my tailpipe while I have my car in neutral and hit the gas. That should admit you into the hospital for at least a little while.

Mix some Brake fluid & Bleach(chlorine)
your on your own, don't blame me.

go down to some busy street near where you live and wait till you see a nice looking car and run as fast as you can (so the person cant stop in time)right in front of the damn thing, im sure that will give you some hosiptal time.

Inhale a fuckload of helium. But make sure you have a friend nearby as your brain haemorrhages if your blood becomes to saturated with it.

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Originally posted by mysterychick:
Do any of you know what i can take that is readily avalible that will get me admitted to hospital and wront kill me or do to much long term damage

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what an idiot u are...

Pennyroyal! Its a natural oil that you can buy at almost all health/natural foods stores. It smells like mint. You will need to drink over half of the little bottle. You will feel sick, have weird muscle spasums. Have fun.