you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

yes, it is guaranteed to work, I have done this many a time!

Somebodies been watching lock stock and 2 smoking barrels, havent they?

DRAT! foiled again!

Shhhh

this could work. but i have a better one for everybody.

ok, first get a stock investor. then invest in penny stocks. then tell lots of people over the internet (e-mail) that the stock is going to rise and that they should invest. this should cause the stock price to rise dramatically. now sell all of them. you should have made a good sum of money. or you could try this one.

first get a crapload of e-mail adresses or mail adresses if you want to take a risk. then give all these people stock advice. tell half of them that the stock will go up and the other half that it will go down. and then take whatever half that you gave the good advice to and tell half of them it will go up and the other half it will go down. do this about five times. then with the people you were right with all the time, make them pay about $5 through the mail for continued advice. i know, i know, not everyone is that stupid but we're relying on the ones who are. now you should have quite some money. you then tell half of them that it will go up and vice versa just to make them happy

jesus tap dancing christ on a bike

this same idea has been posted like 4 times already. ITS NOT AN IDEA IF ITS COPIED FROM SOMEONE ELSE.

make up sumthin original.

pyromancer that also has been posted numerous times

yeah, sorry. i thought i'd just throw in my two cents while browsing. i'll look next time.

heres an idea.

short sell a company and then somehow hurt urself and blame it on the company and ur make lots and lots

Here�s an idea.

Go rob a bank. Arm yourself with foul language, bad breath and a feather duster.

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Originally posted by pyromancer69:
this could work. but i have a better one for everybody.

ok, first get a stock investor. then invest in penny stocks. then tell lots of people over the internet (e-mail) that the stock is going to rise and that they should invest. this should cause the stock price to rise dramatically. now sell all of them. you should have made a good sum of money. or you could try this one.

first get a crapload of e-mail adresses or mail adresses if you want to take a risk. then give all these people stock advice. tell half of them that the stock will go up and the other half that it will go down. and then take whatever half that you gave the good advice to and tell half of them it will go up and the other half it will go down. do this about five times. then with the people you were right with all the time, make them pay about $5 through the mail for continued advice. i know, i know, not everyone is that stupid but we're relying on the ones who are. now you should have quite some money. you then tell half of them that it will go up and vice versa just to make them happy

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That's called "driving the stock" and is highly illegal. You would have the FTC knocking at your door in no time.

Just to add to what NAAGAL said, why not try sliping in front of a mcdonalds on some ice and sue. This trick works great for any company whatsoever. The bigger the better. May I suggest droppign a bike onyourself at wal-mart, or perhaps slipping into a glass case of knive in the sports section? It may sound risky but really only the glass will cut you!

Remember, threaten to call you lawer as soon as someone comes to help you basically screaming lawsuit with the way you act.

If it doesnt get you a lawsuit, it may get you free stuff. [depends on how far YOU wanna go] A friend of mine slipped at a burger king cuz the mop-bitch didnt put up the wet floor sign and the manager offered him his meal for free! Considering he wasnt hurt that was some pretty good shit.

SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE FAGGOTS!!!
they're probably going to find you and have butt sex with you

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Originally posted by Dark_Magneto:
That's called "driving the stock" and is highly illegal. You would have the FTC knocking at your door in no time.

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Yeah, I've tried this, and people usually aren't influenced by it that easy. Sure, you get a few stupid ones but not enough to help. You just have to be good at the market, and of course have sufficient capital. I'm good at the market but I don't often play it because I have no fuckin capital.

yes, driving the market is extremely illegal, and dumb. Think about this how many of you actually read those E-mails that say GREAT STOCK ADVICE MAKE > $1,000,000 PER DAY. I would hope none of you. Trust me, I have heard almost everything aboutthe stock market. It is definantly not worth the risk

Or you could go out and get a job

naw.. that'd be too easy!

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Originally posted by Ronger:
Or you could go out and get a job

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I have a job, and I still want to do illegal things to get more money.

It's all a matter of greed.

Capitalism... it owns you, and I love it.

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I rake in a shitload of money with this but it takes time so be patient!

Back to the first post. Lock,stock,and 2 smoking barrels is a great movie. But on that last little bit on why the dildo purchaser wont cash in the refund check... whaat?

if you steal stuff, steal CCC's(coriciden[sp?]) and sell them for 5 bucks for 16, or 5 for 8 if people are stupid...when i was a freshman i sold these may somewhere over a hundred in like a 2-3 weeks...nice quick way to make money...PS...package the pills in bags, so stupid people cant find out what it is