I was just wondering if anyone of you guys have ever broken into somebodys house and basically stole from them when they weren;t home. Because i am thinking about breaking into this kids house becasue he is an ass wipe and been spreading shit about me for a while. well anyways can you guys give me any good tips because i am planning on doing it when he's at football practice and his mom aint home.

This is not a smart thing to do, and I do not condone it. But what exactly do you plan on doing? Just breaking stuff? Or stealing stuff?

I plan on taking the kids x box and ps2 and dreamcast and dvds maybe some other stuff and i would be doing it with like 2 to 3 other people .

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Originally posted by kingfan14:
I was just wondering if anyone of you guys have ever broken into somebodys house and basically stole from them when they weren;t home. Because i am thinking about breaking into this kids house becasue he is an ass wipe and been spreading shit about me for a while. well anyways can you guys give me any good tips because i am planning on doing it when he's at football practice and his mom aint home.

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Well once with a friend but we didnt steal anything, dont do it thought its a REALLY stupid idea if you break in and steal anything or throw even one punch, you are lookin at a possible 25 years if convicted.

CTR

Really im a minor i dont think they would give a minor being me 25 years and ive got a clean record but yeah somebody give me some tips

A tip: If you hate this kid, his just beat ass. Don't break into people's houses. You WILL get caught.

Know all the shit you want to steal and know where it is. Make sure you get in and get out really fucking quick... have one guy taking the DVDs' and other shit, you taking the xbox, and another guy grabbing the ps2... leave everything where it is, like don't fuck up his house or shit like that, make it seem like all the shit simply disappeared... DO IT FUCKING FAST AND DONT TELL FUCKING ANYBODY... good luck bro

well we did get into a fight and i sorta beat his ass welll i guess i didn't do it enough.and i also want to do it for finacial gain i would probably sell the ps2 on ebay and keep the dvds and the ps2 games. i might go for his moms jewerly and their computer maybe

i really wanna see these guys trying to carry all that shit out of a house.

Yeah no shit, the xbox alone ways half a ton.JK

CTR

If you are going do dirt do it by yourself. You said you were gonna do it while he was at football practice which means you're a kid. If you do it with other kids and one of them gets caught, believe me, they will snitch. If you do it by yourself the only person to blame is you.

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Although its very risky, I absolutely loooove breaking into peoples houses (90% of the time theres no "breaking" involved). I realise I probably sound like a moron when I say that, but its the truth. Although I have gotten some nice items out of it, I find it more interesting just examining the way people live.


Anyway, as for tips, I always make a run to the bathrooms and check the medicine cabinets. I'd say 1/4 households has something that even if you don't find interesting, you're friends will enjoy.

Another tip, make sure you have a good escape route. The best escape routes are either 1) The way you came in, or 2) the closest door to the outside. So, stay as close to these as possible. If you say, know for a fact (not sure how you gained the info, but thats not the point) that person X's DVDs are on the opposite end of the house from any exit, don't bother. Unless you know the people you're stealing from are gonna be gone for a while. In short, stay on the same floor as your exit.

A couple odds and ends...
1) Look around briefly for a phone and answering machine, if there are several messages on the machine, its likely you can relax, as the people living there aren't gonna be home for some time (considering they haven't been home in a while).

2) Don't tell fucking anybody. If someone asks you where you got your shit, saying "I stole it" is quite alright, but don't fucking think about telling them when, or from who.

3) Don't wear your fucking football jersey, t-shirt with your name on it, anything like that. It may seem obvious, but I know a guy that wore his football jersey while in someones house, he got caught, he got away. Next day, he got arrested.

3) Be quiet. Not just so you aren't heard by other people, but so you can hear them. You aren't always gonna get a good visual of the house, but if you listen, you're gonna be able to tell if anyones home.

4) Don't be seen going in. Its ok to be seen leaving (not a good thing, but the situation is still a win). Some basic things to think about, even if you're entering the house from the front, approach it through the back, backyards are frequently used as shortcuts when walking around neighborhoods, so this is nothing suspicious. However, you walking through someones front yard, then around to the window on the side, looks very suspicious.

5) If you're gonna steal a vcr or something ("Nigga stole my tv!"), bring a backpack or something. No, not one of those huge utility things people use at schools, but something big enough to hold things, so that you can have your hands free.

6) Don't be stupid. Theres no way in hell you're gonna get away with stealing the 54 inch tv. I don't care how big your truck is, how many guys you have with you, its not happening. Don't even think about it.

wear gloves, and find a nice window to get through if the doors are deadbolted

What you whanta do is a dumb idea but I'll give you some tips. do it as quick as you can, make sure no one can see or hear you. if your going to break a window use a big block of ice because when it melts no finger prints, were gloves and if you whanta change your prints get a pice of pineapple skin dig a few holes in your fingers witha needle put the pineapple skin on for a few minits and the acid will change your prints

well yeah i just talked to my friend and he said that he wants to do it. So this thurday i am going to go through with it. Its going to be me and 2 other people. I am going to break into his house at like 7:30 through the window . I am going to take his xbox ps2 dreamcast cds dvds video games computer games dvd player computer speakers amp

Yeah, good idea. In fact, you'd might as well steal his tv, furniture, food, and since you're gonna need a truck to haul all of this, you should probably just rent a U-Haul, and take everything out of this house!