This son of a bitch punk stabbed me like two years ago. He just got this really nice new bike so someone's gonna break into his garage and steal it as compensation. I remember seeing this thing on internet about a garage door opener that opens all kinds of garage doors. Does anyone have more info on this? I found this site, www.911garagedooropeners.com but i dont know which one to get, someone help please.

Thanks

I'm not up on the latest electronic gadgets but if I'm not mistaken you could just sit outside his house with some form of electronic device that picks up signals, wait for him to open the garage door, clone the signal, and you're good to go.

Somebody correct my silly thinking here please.

I emailed him asking if it opens any garage door and he replied,
"only doors with 300MHz and 10 dip swiches"

Thing is, I dont know what the fuck that means!

It's called breaking and entering for a reason..

300MHz is the frequency.

10 dip switch is the little brain or IC (don't hold me to that, like I said I'm not up on the latest), that actually sends the signal, sort of the combination to the lock.

And this is all hypothetical, we would never break and enter.

With a little knowledge of electronics and some parts you can make your own. check these google results for plans: http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=555+timer+garage+door

Damn.

When I saw the topic I thought it was going to be the joke.

Since it wasn't, and I'm here anyway, I'll tell it:

Did you hear about the guy who got a vasectomy through the Sears catalog?

Now every time he gets excited the garage door opens.

Thanks Global Denominator, I will purchase it then.

Meta, I have one of those too except it's in my ass, garage doors open when I fart.

What's your point TOWCH?

Why don't you just punch a hole through the door. Not only is it cheaper and faster, but it will leave a more lasting impression.

Garage doors nowadays are all made from particle board anyway.

~Zero the Inestimable

You Missing The Point. All Focused on The Bike? Stab Him Back. Or Burn Down His Garage, Bound To Get The Bike.


King Nothing

"Negative Attention Is The Only Attention."

Fuck the garage door, I'm more worried about the vasectomy in 6C's ass...

Oh don't worry about that Meta, we became friends...

I was originally gonna have someone stab him in the same place he stabbed me with the same knife (not the exact same knife) but I wont make any money that way.

But with his brand spanking new bike, Ill make like $200

I am scum, ain't I?

Shit! I should've known you have to program these multi coders to the same number as your garage! I knew it was too good to be true! Any suggestions? I haven't seen a code grabber or anything like that.

i'm probably wrong but can't you get scanners or something

Where? This shit's starting to get expensive...

I'm just wondering, but did you say he was from nahant?
I'll kilem if ya want me to.

No he's in south chicago but I beleive you

We're talking about a bicycle? What a waste of time.

It's not about the bike, it's about hurting him.

It was me that needs someone from nahant fucked up, but i'll do it myself if I ever find out WHO.

My bike got stolen over a motorcycle and a ton over other things because my sister left the garage door open. I know you have to program them i took one in a car around town going home and tried opening one none of them work beside my own.