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Old 2002-09-08, 07:46
Sivvy Sivvy is offline
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Default would you dive into the brown burrito?

i didn't know for sure where to post this, but i think my audience is more appropriate here. My question: say you were serving at the state pen and along comes this new prisoner, busted for raping a handful of little girls we'll say. Would you rape him in the asshole to teach him a lesson? I talked to a friend who served twelve months and he said that that is very common (especially w/ rapists). so what do you think? Yes, you could beat the fuck out of him, but wouldn't that be just ironic as hell to sodomize the fucker?
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Old 2002-09-08, 07:53
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I think he deserves it, as a matter of fact, he deserves it from 10 people at the same time. But i wouldnt be the one doing it...
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Old 2002-09-08, 12:57
Nox Nox is offline
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Originally posted by Sivvy:
I talked to a friend who served twelve months and he said that that is very common (especially w/ rapists).


Your friend spoke the truth. There is a special section in some joints for sex offenders. The geeks that molest the children have an especially difficult time. Example, locally one super-human-macho man raped his girl friends' 6 month old baby. The inmates at the state correction facility had already drawn straws to see who got him as a cellie. Some crimes even the inmates find repulsive. Needless to say, macho found "justice" in the joint.

Nox
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Old 2002-09-08, 14:00
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Sure I'd help, hold him down, keep the line moving, pass out drinks, but I'm not a fan of the brown eye, but if there was a toilet plunger handy....
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Old 2002-09-08, 22:29
Joe Boo Joe Boo is offline
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Not me, because I'd do my best to avoid the clink in the first place. However If I was, i'd do anything to aid in the justice, but keep away from the cornhole.
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Old 2002-09-08, 23:23
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i think they would deserve to get raped themselves. i would help but wouldnt participate. as with that guy i probably would have carved his asshole wider with a knife then shoved a couple salt sticks up his brown eye.
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Old 2002-09-09, 05:22
Sivvy Sivvy is offline
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Originally posted by Joe Boo:
[B]Not me, because I'd do my best to avoid the clink in the first place.


i don't know of too many people who commit crimes wanting to go there, those that think they won't get caught, always do and always should.
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Old 2002-09-09, 16:52
Nox Nox is offline
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i don't know of too many people who commit crimes wanting to go there


I used to think that too. But after having worked in the joint and the ghetto, I don't think that's true anymore. For suburbanites...true, urbanites...not necessarily so.

Nox
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Old 2002-09-09, 16:55
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I'd shove their shoes up their ass maybe, or hold them down while someone else raped them, but fucking a guy in the ass is not something i'd do no matter how much they deserved it.
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Old 2002-09-10, 04:30
Sivvy Sivvy is offline
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yeah nox, i could see the advantages of 3 squares a day, plenty of think time and no one giving a shit about you. As for my topic, i think we all are a little biased, once you've gone so long without it like those poor inmates... i don't know... the brown burrito may suddenly appear as appetising as the pink taco.

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Old 2002-09-10, 08:59
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I myself have never spent time in prison but i can see your point sivvy I would probably bee in line behind the wanabe macho fuck but i dont know im not there to say yes or no to the subject at hand

But i do know that i would be standing behind him whith a very large and very unconfertable object in hand preferably a mealtray or mop bucket (trust me id make the fucker fit)
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Old 2002-09-11, 03:30
Sivvy Sivvy is offline
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But i do know that i would be standing behind him whith a very large and very unconfertable object in hand preferably a mealtray or mop bucket (trust me id make the fucker fit)[/B]


lol
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Old 2002-09-15, 19:27
RebornHitler RebornHitler is offline
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I'd shove my dick sooo far up his ass that he wouldn't wanna think about sex for a long time.
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Old 2002-09-15, 20:16
Ernie Bubble Butt Ernie Bubble Butt is offline
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I say oil the arm up and tickle his tonsils .


B B Mc
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Old 2002-09-15, 22:04
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Default Re: would you dive into the brown burrito?

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Originally posted by Ernie Bubble Butt:
I say oil the arm up and tickle his tonsils .


B B Mc



hehe i liked that one but if you serouisly think about it if you when without sex for 2 years you would probaly fuck a guy in the ass but as for every thing else such as sucking this guy off or making out with him that would just be wack but i can gladly say i am not at the point to were i have to fuck another man and i probaly would controbute to helping by pining this guy down and hell maybe brand him with somthing on the end of a pole but other then that i probaly wouldn't want to
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Old 2002-09-16, 05:15
TrU ThUg TrU ThUg is offline
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my opinion on this is if a fucker can dish it out to little kids then he should take it from a bigger kid. but stuffin my dick in another mans ass is not the way to go, i would be thinkin more along tha lines of stuffin a fuckin soap on a rope or any thing else you have handy ie. tray, fork, spoon, a rock, my boot/foot and make him lick it clean after. i dont know use ur imagination but i'd definately straighten him out. man i hate tha sick fuckers in this world. all i can assure you of is if i ran into him in tha shower, or cafeteria, yard, or cell, he would be bleedin from every hole he had and the new ones i ripped him.
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Old 2002-09-16, 20:24
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6 MONTH OLD BABY. I had to just swallow my own sick to stop it leaving my mouth.

Peace Renegade,
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Old 2002-09-17, 01:48
Nox Nox is offline
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Originally posted by Sivvy:
poor inmates...


You probably didn't mean it the way it appears, but these dirt bags are anything but folks deserving of pity and sympathy.

Nox
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Old 2002-09-17, 07:50
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Originally posted by Sivvy:
yeah nox, i could see the advantages of 3 squares a day, plenty of think time and no one giving a shit about you. As for my topic, i think we all are a little biased, once you've gone so long without it like those poor inmates... i don't know... the brown burrito may suddenly appear as appetising as the pink taco.




Thats some dirty shit man.
haven't any of you heard of spanking the monkey.
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Old 2002-09-17, 23:43
RebornHitler RebornHitler is offline
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Dude it would never be that pleasing. I'd beat my meat all day, before I'd jump into a guy's ass. That's just flat out disgusting.
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Old 2002-09-18, 15:04
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Originally posted by Nox:
Your friend spoke the truth. There is a special section in some joints for sex offenders. The geeks that molest the children have an especially difficult time. Example, locally one super-human-macho man raped his girl friends' 6 month old baby. The inmates at the state correction facility had already drawn straws to see who got him as a cellie. Some crimes even the inmates find repulsive. Needless to say, macho found "justice" in the joint.

Nox



6 month old baby? HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK? Someone should cut his dick off and shove it up his own ass...dirty bastard
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Old 2002-09-21, 19:13
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I just spoke to a friend who just got out. He told me about this guy who molested a 7 month-old, he was under protective custody, and my friend still got to beat the shit out of him. This happened infront of three guards untill they nonchalantly walked over to pull him off. I'm sure there will be alot more pain awaiting him.
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Old 2002-09-21, 21:20
Nox Nox is offline
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I'm sure there will be alot more pain awaiting him.


You can go to the bank on it.

Nox
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Old 2002-09-21, 22:52
pRiMo_PyRo pRiMo_PyRo is offline
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Ok im at the bank.... what now?
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Old 2002-10-13, 00:42
Pyrothedragon Pyrothedragon is offline
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i wouldnt rape him..... im real homophobic like that but i would split his ass hole open with something like say a baseball bat or maybe a champagne bottle
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Old 2002-10-13, 00:57
Nox Nox is offline
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i wouldnt rape him..... im real homophobic like that but i would split his ass hole open with something like say a baseball bat or maybe a champagne bottle


And which joint that you know of has that stuff lying around? Consider a mop handle.

Nox
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Old 2002-10-13, 01:05
Pyrothedragon Pyrothedragon is offline
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yea ur right...... maybe some of the things at this site http://gyral.blackshell.com/sex.html
 
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